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Posted: 1/11/2006 10:26:33 AM EDT
Here is a link to the top 100 quotes from Bash.org.

"I just beat the internet. The end guy was hard." lol

bash.org/?top

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:48:04 AM EDT
WTF, over?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:58:08 AM EDT
Bash is awesome. Most of the stuff is just stupid junk, but they definately have some very very good stuff in there.

I always liked this one

#5273 +(20242)-

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:59:13 AM EDT
I had a quote make it pretty high up there a few years ago.... Don't remember what it was though
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 11:01:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 11:24:56 AM EDT by GTOJudge885]
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^


<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
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