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Link Posted: 1/10/2006 4:11:29 PM EDT
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Wash your dick after you get a hummer.



Is this news?  I thought doing that after sex was normal good hygiene?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 4:26:58 PM EDT
[#2]
I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 4:28:29 PM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 4:34:11 PM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.



Ha, count it.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:10:00 PM EDT
[#5]
"It's worth the risk"
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:12:06 PM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.


I don't "have a man".
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:18:06 PM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.





So fucking busted.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:25:06 PM EDT
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My wife must've already known this several years ago.

She is VERY concerned with my safety.



Still laughing
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:29:03 PM EDT
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Wash your dick after you get a hummer.




H1, H2, or H3?    Or any of them?  



H1 & H3

An H2 would get stuck long before it went anyplace worth going.....
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:34:44 PM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.





So fucking busted.


Not at all. He chose to read something into the post that wasn't there.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:36:12 PM EDT
[#11]

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My wife must've already known this several years ago.

She is VERY concerned with my safety.




+1
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:45:06 PM EDT
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cunnilingus seems to be safer when it comes to STD transmission than fellatio.


I think this study was conducted by a bunch of married female researchers.



There, fixed.

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:51:53 PM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.





So fucking busted.


Not at all. He chose to read something into the post that wasn't there.



He was just fucking with you.

No shame, I like going down on a girl too.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:09:02 PM EDT
[#14]

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My wife must've already known this several years ago.

She is VERY concerned with my safety.



+1
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:11:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Take it in the face if you love me.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:17:28 PM EDT
[#16]
No BJ's , MY GOD MAN!! You must be crazy!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:19:44 PM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.




So fucking busted.


Not at all. He chose to read something into the post that wasn't there.


He was just fucking with you.

No shame, I like going down on a girl too.




Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:22:28 PM EDT
[#18]
      Lies! Lies!!  LIES!!   I'm not buying it.  Junk science!!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:36:13 PM EDT
[#19]
That is one risk I am willing to take
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:41:22 AM EDT
[#20]

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      Lies! Lies!!  LIES!!   I'm not buying it.  Junk science!!





Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:42:55 AM EDT
[#21]
Fuck that noise. Ill take my chances.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 7:49:47 AM EDT
[#22]
I suppose it's still All Systems Go for rimjobs, then?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:03:48 AM EDT
[#23]

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I suppose it's still All Systems Go for rimjobs, then?



For that you simply substitute listerine for hydrogen peroxide with a lemon twist.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:17:35 AM EDT
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Before engaging in her craft, have the fellatio artist gargle with Listerine.  Done.

Proceed to hummage.


I was wondering how long it would take for someone to suggest that.

It would work, by the way, for most bacterial problems that the story is talking about.


Hokie will not mislead you.  I recommend blue peppermint.


Does it impart a cool, minty sensation?



If that's your thing...Altoids...Wintergreen. That's all I am saying.



It's like humping a snowball



"Do I make you horny baby?"

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:18:17 AM EDT
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Before engaging in her craft, have the fellatio artist gargle with Listerine.  Done.

Proceed to hummage.


I was wondering how long it would take for someone to suggest that.

It would work, by the way, for most bacterial problems that the story is talking about.


Hokie will not mislead you.  I recommend blue peppermint.


Does it impart a cool, minty sensation?



If that's your thing...Altoids...Wintergreen. That's all I am saying.



It's like humping a snowball



"Do I make you horney baby?"
www.yopyop.com/citizens/images/uploads/Snowman.JPG



lol....eh...why not, I'd hit it!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:26:01 AM EDT
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I generally prefer to give than receive anyways.


Better let your man know about this study, then. I'm sure he'll want to know about the risks involved.


I don't "have a man".


LOL......

tc, when I first read your post, I thought one of the mods had edited it

(like certain mods have done before when ppl are arguing with them; you'll come back five minutes later, and a post that used to say "fuck you" now says "i want you to fuck me in the ass" and it was last edited by the mod, not the original poster )

Now I see what you were saying, though.  
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:28:33 AM EDT
[#27]

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Take it in the face if you love me.


Ha ha........

"Your Avon ain't got shit on my secret sauce, honey.  Come on..... with the money we save here, I'll be able to take you to the movies again - just like we used to!"
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:30:13 AM EDT
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Before engaging in her craft, have the fellatio artist gargle with Listerine.  Done.

Proceed to hummage.


I was wondering how long it would take for someone to suggest that.

It would work, by the way, for most bacterial problems that the story is talking about.


Hokie will not mislead you.  I recommend blue peppermint.


Does it impart a cool, minty sensation?


If that's your thing...Altoids...Wintergreen. That's all I am saying.


It's like humping a snowball


"Do I make you horny baby?"
www.yopyop.com/citizens/images/uploads/Snowman.JPG


Um............ yes!



(Nice snowgirl, too, btw )
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:33:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:37:04 AM EDT
[#30]
Find a safe woman, marry her.

That will solve two problems.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:37:21 AM EDT
[#31]

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Just make your wife uses mouthwash before.

Both of us use mouthwash before we go to bed so I'm not real worried.



Depending on which end your at, you're either going to have penis breath or a minty fresh wang.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:37:28 AM EDT
[#32]

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wife must've already known this several years ago... she is VERY concerned with safety.


Sad, but true fact of marriage. (or so I hear from other married types!)




That is true of my marriage, but the wife lets me do other things now to make up for it, if you know what I mean.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:00:01 AM EDT
[#33]
I recall oral sex as being considered sodomy.

Here's a link...  Legal definition of Sodomy

So is this also immoral, deviant behavior?,  Poor judgement?,  Gonna burn in hell too?

Is this infectious condition the result of our Lord taking his/her wrath upon thee?

Sorry, couldn't resist...  It's the agenda... or is it just differing points of view?

(Only 38 more days until we're outta here.)

ETA: Yes, just felt like putting a stick in the bees nest to stir up the hive and piss 'em off.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:10:01 AM EDT
[#34]

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I recall oral sex as being considered sodomy.

Here's a link...  Legal definition of Sodomy

So is this also immoral, deviant behavior?,  Poor judgement?,  Gonna burn in hell too?

Is this infectious condition the result of our Lord taking his/her wrath upon thee?

Sorry, couldn't resist...  It's the agenda... or is it just differing points of view?

(Only 38 more days until we're outta here.)



Hedonist, you really have a persecution complex going.

And I am gonna help you with it:

A. nobody with anything going on in their lives really cares what or whom you're doing.
b. do you care about what the rest of those who DON'T have lives think of you or what and whom you're doing?
c. Oral sex performed on a man is Fellatio NOT sodomy which is oral/anal sex with someone of the same gender.
Websters has the words
d. if you're leaving ARFCOMM due to your sexual activities not being a huge hit in GD, you really need thicker skin:
If the women in this place can put up with the knuckledraggers and still keep coming here, then YOU  really could learn a thing or two from those of us with breasts.

Not a personal attack...just a biff on the back of the head...because as I said before, you seem ok...but dude...ya gotta let it go!

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:19:42 AM EDT
[#35]
PlaymoreMinds-

Appreciate the comments.

Leaving Arfcom as we think we have gained the info we were interested in regarding weaponry and such.  Been here for a while, and we can just lurk for a while and get a new "virgin" name down the road - but it will not be "Hedonist".

We really do like the folks here, we do not have a chip, or thin skin.

Our username is tainted, as due to the "courage of our convictions" we provided some info on another topic.  We with held from calling any names and so fourth.

Really - just wanted to throw some gasoline on the fire.

Legally, oral sex is sodomy, and guys have done time for admitting that.

Seriously, just ignore us, and we'll go away.

Thanks again.

ETA: Your Webster's definition seems to say the same as the legal definition we linked to: 2. definition - "oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex".
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:27:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/11/2006 11:47:04 AM EDT
[#37]
Wow, who gives a rats arse what some lame medical report says about getting a BJ. hinking.gif
The BJ is as American as Apple Pie and fireworks on the 4th of July.
If anyone is seriously considering turning away the upturned face of a lovely lady willing to give you a BJ because you are afraid of something like what this report says, gimme her number, and I will post the "range report" afterwards. I'll take one for the team on this subject.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 12:01:53 PM EDT
[#38]
Just shut up and suck me.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 12:05:33 PM EDT
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throwing 2 jimmys on.



In all that learning did you learn that using 2 condoms is more likely to cause a rupture and thus is less safe than using one condom?



Aw, I'll bet they're good for 20-30 seconds.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 1:00:45 PM EDT
[#40]

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PlaymoreMinds-

Appreciate the comments.

Leaving Arfcom as we think we have gained the info we were interested in regarding weaponry and such.  Been here for a while, and we can just lurk for a while and get a new "virgin" name down the road - but it will not be "Hedonist".

We really do like the folks here, we do not have a chip, or thin skin.

Our username is tainted, as due to the "courage of our convictions" we provided some info on another topic.  We with held from calling any names and so fourth.

Really - just wanted to throw some gasoline on the fire.

Legally, oral sex is sodomy, and guys have done time for admitting that.

Seriously, just ignore us, and we'll go away.

Thanks again.

ETA: Your Webster's definition seems to say the same as the legal definition we linked to: 2. definition - "oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex".



And the Moral Majority types here will be thrilled,because once again they have silenced a voice that sounds different than their own. As much as people here slam DU for its speed in banning peoplewith an opposing view, there are just as many folks here who do the same thing,or expect it, just in a different way.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 1:05:48 PM EDT
[#41]
Give me head 'til I'm dead.  
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 1:15:14 PM EDT
[#42]

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Give me head 'til I'm dead.  



Hubby says THAT'S the way HE wants to go too!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 6:01:16 AM EDT
[#43]

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PlaymoreMinds-

Appreciate the comments.

Leaving Arfcom as we think we have gained the info we were interested in regarding weaponry and such.  Been here for a while, and we can just lurk for a while and get a new "virgin" name down the road - but it will not be "Hedonist".

We really do like the folks here, we do not have a chip, or thin skin.

Our username is tainted, as due to the "courage of our convictions" we provided some info on another topic.  We with held from calling any names and so fourth.

Really - just wanted to throw some gasoline on the fire.

Legally, oral sex is sodomy, and guys have done time for admitting that.

Seriously, just ignore us, and we'll go away.

Thanks again.

ETA: Your Webster's definition seems to say the same as the legal definition we linked to: 2. definition - "oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex".



And the Moral Majority types here will be thrilled,because once again they have silenced a voice that sounds different than their own. As much as people here slam DU for its speed in banning peoplewith an opposing view, there are just as many folks here who do the same thing,or expect it, just in a different way.


Come on, Hedonist...... perfect example right here: tc "tainted" his username long before you and *he's* still posting.  

Seriously, at one point or another, *all* of our usernames become "tainted," according to one member or membership block or another.  It's nothing new or unique, and certainly [IMHO] not sufficient reason to leave and/or switch identities.

Opinions...... assholes...... get in line.  Arfcom stinks ().  And I, for one, wouldn't have it any other way.  If I relegated myself to only mixing with people of the same "mind" or opinions as me, it'd be a small, odd club, indeed.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 6:05:35 AM EDT
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PlaymoreMinds-

Appreciate the comments.

Leaving Arfcom as we think we have gained the info we were interested in regarding weaponry and such.  Been here for a while, and we can just lurk for a while and get a new "virgin" name down the road - but it will not be "Hedonist".

We really do like the folks here, we do not have a chip, or thin skin.

Our username is tainted, as due to the "courage of our convictions" we provided some info on another topic.  We with held from calling any names and so fourth.

Really - just wanted to throw some gasoline on the fire.

Legally, oral sex is sodomy, and guys have done time for admitting that.

Seriously, just ignore us, and we'll go away.

Thanks again.

ETA: Your Webster's definition seems to say the same as the legal definition we linked to: 2. definition - "oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex".



And the Moral Majority types here will be thrilled,because once again they have silenced a voice that sounds different than their own. As much as people here slam DU for its speed in banning peoplewith an opposing view, there are just as many folks here who do the same thing,or expect it, just in a different way.


Come on, Hedonist...... perfect example right here: tc "tainted" his username long before you and *he's* still posting.  

Seriously, at one point or another, *all* of our usernames become "tainted," according to one member or membership block or another.  It's nothing new or unique, and certainly [IMHO] not sufficient reason to leave and/or switch identities.

Opinions...... assholes...... get in line.  Arfcom stinks ().  And I, for one, wouldn't have it any other way.  If I relegated myself to only mixing with people of the same "mind" or opinions as me, it'd be a small, odd club, indeed.



No shit...I'd be a member...<snarf>
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 6:46:10 AM EDT
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Give me head 'til I'm dead.  



Hubby says THAT'S the way HE wants to go too!



Mine too!  Monogomy is a beautiful thing!
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