[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Shield Official Thread (Page 1 of 18)
Posted: 1/9/2006 7:54:32 AM EDT
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Really, it cracks me up when people name their threads official. Anyway, I predict Vic will be asked to run the entire LA police department and aliens will land in Dutch's backyard. Shane will become a famous movie actor and Claudette will have a minor traffic accident in a department vehicle. That is all. G |
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Detective Claudette Wyms (CCH Pounder) will finally throw Dutch-boy a pity fuck after a few tequila shooters. When things become "weird" at work after this, Claudette will drop dime to Vic that Dutch-boy nailed his ex. Vic will green light Dutch to a crew of One-Niner shorties. Cleatus VanDamme, given the job of disposing Dutch's body, misplaces it while banging some skank. Hilarity insues. |
Dude...that's just about whacked enough to actually become a plot on the show...maybe you should submit it and see where it goes.   
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| Vic kills Shane after some stupid bullshit. Asseveda tries to help cover it up. Forrest Whittaker finds out about it and Asseveda blows him to keep him quiet. Jack Bauer finds out Claudette is a terrorist and neutralizes the situation, but blows up farmington in the process |
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My predictions for this season: Vic will hand out free S&Ws in that boys home where the hookers kid is. Hilarity will NOT ensue. Danni gets cough up in some weird bi/amateur porn/midget video. Vic's whore of a wife gets shit beat out of her by that one guy, and thereby getting what she deserves. The crew plans another heist, except this time they all have A3s. Vic trades in his POS S&W for a Glock, 3 episodes later, it explodes on him, rendering him impotent. |
How does one pronounce CCH? |
Oh, that reminds me - does anyone remember the "Black Scorpion" TV series? Lots of, um, attractive females... G |
I'd watch that show. But then I watch the Shield anyway
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I can't get through 15 minutes of "BSG" before I feel like I've already seen this episode and I start falling asleep. I had high hopes for the series but crap, this show drags ass. I keep watching because I hold out hope. I bet there has been, maybe, a total of 20 minutes of actual action in the whole series thus far. |
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Terrific first episode. I laughed my ass off at the opening brawl during the funeral. Good to see Ronnie getting a larger part, since he is probably the least known member of the entire cast. I don't see the new captain making it through the entire season without getting disgraced/fired/killed. I wonder if Dutch will hook up with Officer Hottie, then kill her after they break up. I think that is entirely plausible. I don't particularly care for Forrest Whitaker as an actor, or this character, but I'll give him a chance. I look forward to seeing him being completely different in private. Lastly, Laura Elena Harring needs to hurry up and appear on the show with some cleavage or something. |
I dont watch the show, but what does he do? |
He offers a piece of gum to people he is "working" to test them. If they take the gum, it is a sign that they are more likely to cooperate or are pliable---in other words he can use them. I am paraphrasing what he said, kinda late for an old man of 37 to be up...  |
Oh Shit! I am laughing my ass off. That is entirely plausible. He is definitely going looney tunes. ETA: what is going on with his partner? the old black lady? She was taking a bunch of pills and is sick. Does she have cancer? I really don't like her character anyway. Maybe she will die, and Dutch will pull the redhead in as his partner. He might be the dad, OTOH. |