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Posted: 1/8/2006 5:51:35 PM EDT
I read one in a self help book yesterday that cracked me up with it's cheesyness, & I figured you folks might have some more to add.

Heres the one I found.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your pants.

Personally I would have to be on some kind of drug or a serious drunk to be able to say that to a woman. So I wouldn't feel her slap or kick or pepper spray.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 5:55:00 PM EDT


thats a good one.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 5:58:57 PM EDT
You have never heard that one? Wow, cause its old.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:01:19 PM EDT
Thats a nice outfit you have on. It sure would look good on the floor of my bedroom tomorrow morning.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:04:27 PM EDT
"Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I noticed you checking out my package."

---or---


"Did you have any trouble getting in to those pants? No? Well, will I??"
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:05:21 PM EDT
Is your dad a baker, because you got really nice buns....


Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:10:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2006 6:11:09 PM EDT by hamptonyellowdog]
Me: Your not really going home with those losers. Are you?

Her: Well are you suggesting I go home with you?

Me: Nooooo! I don't take girls home on the first date.

Her: So, this is our first date now?

Me: It is? Cool. Want to come over tomorrow.

Her: Sure.

I don't know if its funny , but is good for a weekend of blow jobs
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:11:39 PM EDT
"Want to get a hamburger and fuck later?"
"No."
"What, you dont like hamburgers?"

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:16:21 PM EDT
My best one ,back in the day, was " I've got to have you".
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:17:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:17:21 PM EDT
Just ask for sex. It is not harrasment if you only ask once. I knew a guy that did this, a couple times it worked.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:17:50 PM EDT

"Nice shoes"

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:19:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
"Nice shoes"




I bet that one does work! Womenz do luv their shoes.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:21:14 PM EDT
Jack Nicholson had the best line......

A beautiful young woman came up to him at a party and asked......."Wanna dance?"

Jack took a sip of his drink, looked at her and said "wrong verb."
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:22:32 PM EDT
"Are those space pants?"

"No, why?"

"Cause your butt is out of this world!"
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:22:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AmericanPatriot1776:
Jack Nicholson had the best line......

A beautiful young woman came up to him at a party and asked......."Wanna dance?"

Jack took a sip of his drink, looked at her and said "wrong verb."





I wouldnt expect people in this country now days, to know what a verb is
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:36:12 PM EDT
"So, you're a girl!" - Georgia Tech pickup line

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:43:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
"Nice shoes, what kind of wood is that?"




There ya go.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:46:56 PM EDT
Do you have little German in you?

No?

Would you LIKE one?
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:48:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
"Nice shoes, what kind of wood is that?"




There ya go.


Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:51:36 PM EDT
Hi! I'm incredibly rich.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:54:34 PM EDT
I used to know a guy that would stand by the door of the bar as it was closing...
him: Want to F**K?
1 girl: "slap"
Want to F**K?
2 girl "pig"
him: Want to F**K?
3 girl "a$$hole"
him: Want to F**K?
4 girl "jerk"
him: Want to F**K?
5 girl "ok"

I couldnt believe some of the chicks he got that way

He also did get in fights occaisionally with boyfriends

No I never did pick ups like that

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:55:44 PM EDT
Nice looking kid.

Want another one ?

Maybe twins ?
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:59:37 PM EDT
Me: Would you like to dance?

Her: No!

Me: Well I guess a blow job would be out of question then?
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:02:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By usp45c:
I used to know a guy that would stand by the door of the bar as it was closing...
him: Want to F**K?
1 girl: "slap"
Want to F**K?
2 girl "pig"
him: Want to F**K?
3 girl "a$$hole"
him: Want to F**K?
4 girl "jerk"
him: Want to F**K?
5 girl "ok"

I couldnt believe some of the chicks he got that way

He also did get in fights occaisionally with boyfriends

No I never did pick ups like that




I think i will try that one.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:05:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
"Nice shoes"




Nice shoes, wanna f...?
you going to sleep on your stomach tonight? no.. then can I?
Hi, wanna f...? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:43:52 PM EDT
when you meet a woman, the question of age always comes up......

"how old are you?"

"how old do I look?"

"21" this is always the correct answer, because under 21 chicks are happy you think they're older, and older women are pleased you think they look younger. This works.

and since I've been an electrician for 16 yrs, my favorite is..."I'm an electrician, can I check your box?"
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