[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tactical Condoms!!!

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:55:08 PM EDT

I was inspired by the tactical wallet thread the other day. After all, what good is a tactical wallet without a tactical condom tucked neatly therein? So, my Arfcom brethren, without further delay I give you:

Lifestyles MARPAT Tactical Condoms. She'll never see it coming....

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:55:35 PM EDT

[#1]

IBTL

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:56:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Why, you need to hide your small dick?

EDIT: Sorry, that was just a window of opportunity I couldn't let go...

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:57:54 PM EDT

[#3]

do they come with a rail to mount lasers, flashlights(for virgins) ky dispenser w/remote pressure switch pump?

Posted: 1/4/2006 6:59:52 PM EDT

[#4]

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do they come with a rail to mount lasers, flashlights(for virgins) ky dispenser w/remote pressure switch pump?

Ha, lets see surefire make that sh*t.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:01:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Lifestyles MARPAT Tactical Condoms. She'll never see it coming....

that should help with your self-esteam.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:04:03 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
She'll never see it coming....

Sounds like date rape.

I'm gonna go hide now.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:04:42 PM EDT

[#7]

Does that mean like my rifle it will sit around and never get used

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:32:49 PM EDT

[#8]

If you perform the "LEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYYYY JANKINS" correctly she won't see ya coming either.

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