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Posted: 1/2/2006 8:47:20 AM EDT
So here's what I learned:

1) Don't mix beer and liquor.
2) Don't bother counselling your cousin because she has a piss poor image of herself.
3) Don't tell your wife you'll be right back and be gone for a 1/2 hour (see # 2).
4) Don't get mad because you wife yells at you for being gone for a 1/2 hour.
5) Don't pack your stuff into your backpack and leave because your wife tells you to.
6) DO dress like you may have to walk home, 'cause you might.
7) You can't run far carrying a 16 pound pack, even if you think you are good shape. 13 miles is a long distance (mix of streets and cross country).
8) Make it a point to get in better shape just in case of #s 1-7 happen.

Rant off.

M590man
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 8:51:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By M590man:
So here's what I learned:

1) Don't mix beer and liquor.
2) Don't bother counselling your cousin because she has a piss poor image of herself.
3) Don't tell your wife you'll be right back and be gone for a 1/2 hour (see # 2).
4) Don't get mad because you wife yells at you for being gone for a 1/2 hour.
5) Don't pack your stuff into your backpack and leave because your wife tells you to.
6) DO dress like you may have to walk home, 'cause you might.
7) You can't run far carrying a 16 pound pack, even if you think you are good shape. 13 miles is a long distance (mix of streets and cross country).
8) Make it a point to get in better shape just in case of #s 1-7 happen.

Rant off.

M590man



add:

ALWAYS have my cell phone w/ me so I can call a good friend to pick me up / bail me out.
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 8:56:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 8:59:09 AM EDT
I learned that

1. $35 per shot of Johnny Walker Blue isn't worth it

2. but its perfectly fine when someone else buys the $35 shots

3. Johnny Walker Green is almost as good as Blue

4. Drinking from the top shelf is fun.
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 9:10:49 AM EDT
I learned:

1. I find out every day why I am glad I don't drink
2. Avoid my crazy family
3. I enjoy spending time with my wife and dog. (I already knew this)
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 9:17:57 AM EDT
I learned a LONG time ago most of those same lessons.
Yours is really bad only getting a 1/2 hour kitchen pass.
TS
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 9:28:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StrkAliteN:
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add:

hALWAYS ave my cell phone w/ me so I can call a good friend to pick me up / bail me out.



A good friend will bail you out, but a true friend will be there with you...
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 9:30:36 AM EDT
Damn. Sounds like a lot of you guys had a real fun time over the holidays.

I have generally adopted a policy of just avoiding most people, incl some of my family.
We all got together on New Years though, for the first time in many years and had a good time. I guess we have all matured some. Finally.

I'm still going to avoid people as much as possible. Just not worth the aggravation.
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 9:30:45 AM EDT
I learned that Captain Morgan is really good. And i like pie.
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 9:36:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 9:53:00 AM EDT
Dude, bitched up much?
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 10:05:31 AM EDT
keep the safe locked and a Beta full of tracers is not fireworks, it is a hazzard.
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 8:46:29 PM EDT
I learned that having sex in a parking lot tends to attract homeless onlookers.

<--- O face
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 5:57:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By M590man:
So here's what I learned:

2) Don't bother counselling your cousin because she has a piss poor image of herself.
3) Don't tell your wife you'll be right back and be gone for a 1/2 hour (see # 2).
4) Don't get mad because you wife yells at you for being gone for a 1/2 hour.



Your wife yelled at you for being gone for 30 minutes?




Maybe she kicked him out for nailing his cousin.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 6:05:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By M590man:
So here's what I learned:

1) Don't mix beer and liquor.
2) Don't bother counselling your cousin because she has a piss poor image of herself.
3) Don't tell your wife you'll be right back and be gone for a 1/2 hour (see # 2).
4) Don't get mad because you wife yells at you for being gone for a 1/2 hour.
5) Don't pack your stuff into your backpack and leave because your wife tells you to.
6) DO dress like you may have to walk home, 'cause you might.
7) You can't run far carrying a 16 pound pack, even if you think you are good shape. 13 miles is a long distance (mix of streets and cross country).
8) Make it a point to get in better shape just in case of #s 1-7 happen.

Rant off.

M590man




Your wife yelled at you for being gone for 30 minutes?



And someone told me to turn in my mancard for listening to Laurie Berkner!!!!
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