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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:16:28 PM EDT
Looks like I have a shortfall.
Based on current investments, continued payments to investment accounts and rate of return versus what I think I need to retire on....

I have a shortfall of 87 dollars.

I'm fucked fellas. Looks like I may have to sell the AR and start eating Ramen.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:21:13 PM EDT
[#1]
I will give you $90 for your AR right now!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:25:25 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Looks like I have a shortfall.
Based on current investments, continued payments to investment accounts and rate of return versus what I think I need to retire on....

I have a shortfall of 87 dollars.

I'm fucked fellas. Looks like I may have to sell the AR and start eating Ramen.



Pfffft.....I dont know why everyone is all worried about saving for retirement. Dont you all know that the end of the world is on Dec. 17th 2012. Seriously, The Mayans predicted it, Nostradamus and the sleeping prophet Gacie all predicted it as 2012. So stop worrying and stock up on ammo, water and beans.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:26:26 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:31:40 PM EDT
[#4]
just up your rate of return a percentage point and you'll be fine.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:33:15 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't have to worry much about retirement.  I know the exact time of year and year that I'll die, barring a premature accident.

Fall of 2043.

I just have to make sure that my life insurance policy is paid up.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:35:48 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I'll save you some room under the bridge...bring your own box.



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