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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:11:41 PM EDT
On the menu is prime rib with au jus, artichoke, and 2001 Columbia Crest Merlot. After dinner is a genuine Cuban cigar (stamped Habana) and a shot of Jack Daniels. The hardware is a Colt King Cobra (.357), speed loader, and genuine switchblade from Cuidad Juarez.

Oh yes; how could I forget. Also included is my wife's black bra, which will save me time from having to remove it later.

Enjoy!

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:12:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 8:13:34 PM EDT by PeteCO]
9.5

Extra pints for the King Cobra, the fact that you are eating Prime Rib (which I could live off of), and of course, the black bra.

If you post a pic of the panties I'll upgrade you to a 10.

(You forgot the stapler and measuring device, but the factors listed above make up for it)
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:13:34 PM EDT
Nice pic.

Thank you for not cluttering it up with all the stuff like tape measures, staplers and things like that.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:15:07 PM EDT
Ihope there is a Lady over there.........
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:15:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Nice pic.

Thank you for not cluttering it up with all the stuff like tape measures, staplers and things like that.




I agree.

But that plate needs some potatos or some other side.

BUT I LIKE IT!

solid 9.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:18:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
9.5

Extra pints for the King Cobra, the fact that you are eating Prime Rib (which I could live off of), and of course, the black bra.

If you post a pic of the panties I'll upgrade you to a 10.

(You forgot the stapler and measuring device, but the factors listed above make up for it)



Umm. What panties?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:19:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 8:20:40 PM EDT by OrARGB]
Shit! The fucking fork is on the wrong side of the plate!!! Still, 8.265...you need a vegi other than that mini-shrub in a bowl Very nice though
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:21:45 PM EDT
-1 for no rifle. The steak and Jack Daniels make me jealous though.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:27:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 8:29:55 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]
MMM... 11.

I am jealous of the prime rib, and the wife removing the bra.
And the cigar. I had a great one today... CAO Gold (one of only 5 non-cubans to receive a 92 rating by Cigar Afficianado). I have a dwindling supply of Cuban Trinidads left. They are bar-none the best cigars I have ever enjoyed.


ETA: you need to work on presentation. The meat on the plate by itself doesn't look very appetizing. Even though I know it is delicious. However, that is a meal I would love to sit down to. You obviously have very good tastes. I might substitute a bourbon for the Jack, though.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:29:59 PM EDT
Are you gonna drink that Jack...
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:33:29 PM EDT
Wow, that's nice.

The bra is a great touch. I give you a 10.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 11:41:27 AM EDT
So let me quess with the bra on the table what your napkin will be? No don't tell me. Let me relish in my fantasy.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 11:55:21 AM EDT
Merlot, a Cuban, Jack Daniels AND wife's black bra???

A perfect 10

Good job!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 11:59:17 AM EDT
What!
No Napkin?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:12:19 PM EDT
Big old chunk of jucy Prime rib and no napkin? Just plain sloppy! I know tastes differ but it seems a big slab of beef like that would be ballanced with a big pile of garlic mashed potatoes or at least some steak fries.
Needs some kind of sweet desert before the cigar.
I suppose the bra itself could be construded as some type of measuring instrument but don't try to tell me that black satin or silk would make any kind of napkin!
9.45
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:26:54 PM EDT
Nice and clean dinner pic. Solid 9 in my book. Coulda used a baked potato or somthin' though, just to add more to the plate.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:28:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nhsport:
Big old chunk of jucy Prime rib and no napkin? Just plain sloppy! I know tastes differ but it seems a big slab of beef like that would be ballanced with a big pile of garlic mashed potatoes or at least some steak fries.
Needs some kind of sweet desert before the cigar.
I suppose the bra itself could be construded as some type of measuring instrument but don't try to tell me that black satin or silk would make any kind of napkin!
9.45



The creampie was in the fridge . . . coconut cream pie that is.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:29:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2005 12:29:50 PM EDT by lippo]
Even though you forgot the stapler, tape measure and AR, I'm going to give you a 10, because you'll need some confidence while you sit in jail. Cuban cigars are illegal.

Oh yeah, IBTL.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:32:13 PM EDT
It's new years eve, where are the hookers and blow?
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:33:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By falaholic1:
It's new years eve, where are the hookers and blow?




He'll have enough hookers around him in his cell and I am sure that big guy will want some blow at midnight.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:34:25 PM EDT
Nice,
I'll go with a strong 9.5 as well.

Minus- no tater.
plus-Meat has a nice shade of pink.


Link Posted: 12/31/2005 12:48:50 PM EDT
WHERE IS THE BAKED POTATO , LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE EVERTHING ELSE
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 1:13:25 PM EDT
Tasty looking meal. The black bra is a nice touch. Very intriguing.

-0.5 for the presentation of just meat and meat juice on the plate.
-0.5 for non-tactical knife.

+1 for the black bra.

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10.0 total.
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