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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:11:41 PM EDT
On the menu is prime rib with au jus, artichoke, and 2001 Columbia Crest Merlot. After dinner is a genuine Cuban cigar (stamped Habana) and a shot of Jack Daniels. The hardware is a Colt King Cobra (.357), speed loader, and genuine switchblade from Cuidad Juarez.
Oh yes; how could I forget. Also included is my wife's black bra, which will save me time from having to remove it later. Enjoy! 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:12:47 PM EDT
[#1]
9.5
Extra pints for the King Cobra, the fact that you are eating Prime Rib (which I could live off of), and of course, the black bra. If you post a pic of the panties I'll upgrade you to a 10. (You forgot the stapler and measuring device, but the factors listed above make up for it) |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:13:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Nice pic.
Thank you for not cluttering it up with all the  stuff like tape measures, staplers and things like that.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:15:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Ihope there is a Lady over there.........
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:15:18 PM EDT
[#4]
I agree. But that plate needs some potatos or some other side. BUT I LIKE IT! solid 9. 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:18:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Umm. What panties? 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:19:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Shit! The fucking fork is on the wrong side of the plate!!! Still, 8.265...you need a vegi other than that mini-shrub in a bowl
 Very nice though
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:21:45 PM EDT
[#7]
-1 for no rifle. The steak and Jack Daniels make me jealous though.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:27:11 PM EDT
[#8]
MMM... 11.
I am jealous of the prime rib, and the wife removing the bra.  And the cigar. I had a great one today... CAO Gold (one of only 5 non-cubans to receive a 92 rating by Cigar Afficianado). I have a dwindling supply of Cuban Trinidads left. They are bar-none the best cigars I have ever enjoyed. ETA: you need to work on presentation. The meat on the plate by itself doesn't look very appetizing. Even though I know it is delicious. However, that is a meal I would love to sit down to. You obviously have very good tastes. I might substitute a bourbon for the Jack, though.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:29:59 PM EDT
[#9]
Are you gonna drink that Jack...
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:33:29 PM EDT
[#10]
Wow, that's nice.
The bra is a great touch. I give you a 10. |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 11:41:27 AM EDT
[#11]
So let me quess with the bra on the table what your napkin will be? No don't tell me. Let me relish in my fantasy.
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Posted: 12/31/2005 11:55:21 AM EDT
[#12]
Merlot, a Cuban, Jack Daniels AND wife's black bra???
A perfect 10 Good job! |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 11:59:17 AM EDT
[#13]
What!
No Napkin? |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:12:19 PM EDT
[#14]
Big old chunk of jucy Prime rib and no napkin? Just plain sloppy! I know tastes differ but it seems a big slab of beef like that would be ballanced with a big pile of garlic mashed potatoes or at least some steak fries.
Needs some kind of sweet desert before the cigar. I suppose the bra itself could be construded as some type of measuring instrument but don't try to tell me that black satin or silk would make any kind of napkin! 9.45 |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:26:54 PM EDT
[#15]
Nice and clean dinner pic. Solid 9 in my book. Coulda used a baked potato or somthin' though, just to add more to the plate.
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:28:00 PM EDT
[#16]
The creampie was in the fridge . . . coconut cream pie that is. |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:29:19 PM EDT
[#17]
Even though you forgot the stapler, tape measure and AR, I'm going to give you a 10, because you'll need some confidence while you sit in jail. Cuban cigars are illegal.
Oh yeah, IBTL.
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:32:13 PM EDT
[#18]
It's new years eve, where are the hookers and blow?
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:33:46 PM EDT
[#19]
He'll have enough hookers around him in his cell and I am sure that big guy will want some blow at midnight.
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:34:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Nice,
I'll go with a strong 9.5 as well. Minus- no tater. plus-Meat has a nice shade of pink. |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 12:48:50 PM EDT
[#21]
WHERE IS THE BAKED POTATO , LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE EVERTHING ELSE
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Posted: 12/31/2005 1:13:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Tasty looking meal. The black bra is a nice touch. Very intriguing.
-0.5 for the presentation of just meat and meat juice on the plate. -0.5 for non-tactical knife. +1 for the black bra. ____ 10.0 total. |
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