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Posted: 12/25/2005 11:26:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:29:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:31:36 PM EDT
the cape
or the boots
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:32:18 PM EDT
Testicular fortitude.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:32:34 PM EDT
He 'wishes' it upon himself. Ask if you need clarification.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:32:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kpel308:
Well, you see, he comes from this planet with a RED sun, and we have a YELLOW sun...

He just jumps really, really, REALLY hard!



So does he loose it when our sun turns red a real long time from now.


If he jumps really hard then how did he keep Air Force One up in the air? That was flying not jumping.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:33:09 PM EDT
PFM

Pure
Fuggin'
Magic
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:33:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He 'wishes' it upon himself. Ask if you need clarification.



Clarify.


Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:43:22 PM EDT
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:50:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:02:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:03:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.




Then how does he fly?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:06:28 AM EDT
Do you believe in Lepricans? If you do, I can guide you through the lazapalooza that Roy Rodgers would do. If not, run out and blow da bull.

The thing is.....I know about Superman,,,,,,y'all yankees don't. He has very little sympathy for
Yankees. Should you REALLY want to know about Suerman.....be prepared to blow off your Yankee Heritage!! Superman is a Rebel.....he doesn't see oil prices below $40 bucks a barrel ever since this website went to 88 instead of excellent points!

BEWBIES!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:06:48 AM EDT
beans
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:07:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.




Then how does he fly?



He doesn't "fly" Per Se. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him into the air....
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:08:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.



Yeah, but he can't get any pie, because he'll blow his load like a shotgun right through her back. he could wear a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:08:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.




Then how does he fly?



He is from Krypton.
He is telekinetic.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:10:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Do you believe in Lepricans? If you do, I can guide you through the lazapalooza that Roy Rodgers would do. If not, run out and blow da bull.

The thing is.....I know about Superman,,,,,,y'all yankees don't. He has very little sympathy for
Yankees. Should you REALLY want to know about Suerman.....be prepared to blow off your Yankee Heritage!! Superman is a Rebel.....he doesn't see oil prices below $40 bucks a barrel ever since this website went to 88 instead of excellent points!

BEWBIES!!




Tell us your wisdom on the red caped man. And I'm not a Yankee. Call me that again and I'll put a Clinton/Gore bumper sticker on your forhead.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:13:19 AM EDT
Gas filled internal organ.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:16:36 AM EDT
it's called flatuants-- gas
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:23:45 AM EDT
Real good, Toby. The stock price of Amazon has gone up.

If you seriously want to know how Supermen flies....ask me tomorrow!

In the mean time...listen to all the people who are Charlatains:
I'll be back!

Casey'e General Stores!

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:29:39 AM EDT
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:31:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?



yes you did.

thanks
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:01:07 AM EDT
Hate to tell you guys the truth.....but Superman is a little light in his loafers. Thats how he flies. The Lois Lane thing was a purposeful act to lead us astray.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:01:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?



Yes.

Yes you did.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:03:38 AM EDT
Actually he dosen't fly but rather has the ability to manuever the earth below him so it's really the earth that is moving and he is still
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:11:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:39:16 AM EDT
What I've always wondered is why can a bad guy shoot at Superman and he just stands there and lets the bullets bounce off his chest... then when the bad guys gun is empty and he throws it at him... Superman ducks or sidesteps it to avoid getting hit by the flying gun....
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:44:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By xdoctor:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?[/quote]

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:52:10 AM EDT
PINTO BEANS
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:04:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?


Big time.


Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:07:59 AM EDT
Okay, I'll say it at risk of getting booed off this forum....

He can't. He fell of a horse and broke his nexk. Now he's dead.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:12:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Okay, I'll say it at risk of getting booed off this forum....

He can't. He fell of a horse and broke his nexk. Now he's dead.



I think in that case he did fly for a short distance. His landing left something to be desired.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:30:33 AM EDT
Thats not flying, its falling with style......
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:39:26 AM EDT
superman is a comic book character, a ficticious person. pure imagination.

now myself on the other hand am a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:29:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 10:29:59 AM EDT by flatfender]

Originally Posted By RED_5:
superman is a comic book character, a ficticious person. pure imagination.

now myself on the other hand am a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.



We all know what a fine Jedi you are...
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:32:01 AM EDT
It's his cape!!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:38:30 AM EDT
... I mastered zero point energy (ZPE) way before the physicists on earth did
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:47:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DukeSnookems:
beans




Beans grown in Krytonite.

That makes him pass gas.
Break wind.
Fart.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:53:17 AM EDT
Flying is easy.

You just throw yourself at the ground, and miss.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:08:23 AM EDT
Fairy Dust or elf magic. (not the Kebbler Elves, Santa's Elves)
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:14:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:24:47 AM EDT
Kryptonian muscle tissue when super-charged with solar-energy, can generate a powerful gravity field. These fields in combination with Superman's personal bioelectric field give him the ability to negate gravity, allowing him to fly.

When in flight, he's fully suspended by this energy, almost completely repelling earth's gravimetric influence over him. He becomes his own center of gravity, and no longer has to physically leverage against the gravity of whatever planetary body he's on, or any object.

By emitting a jet of rapidly moving particle/electron interaction by-products, Superman is capable of Mach speeds in excess of Mach 10 in atmosphere. He can fly to the moon in minutes, but faster than that outside of atmospheric interference.

His control of his flight is perfect and he can perform aerobatic feats such as hovering, flying backwards and even lifting great weights while flying.


|Oh my, I think I outted myself also. |
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:13:40 PM EDT
superman sold his soul to chuck norris in exchange for the ability to fly...
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:14:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

So does he loose it when our sun turns red a real long time from now.




He doesnt need to loose it. Its not too tight in the first place.



Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:25:01 PM EDT
he has balls of steel.

and a big magnet in the sky.

thats how he flys.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:29:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:31:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:32:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
He 'wishes' it upon himself. Ask if you need clarification.



Clarify.





+1
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:34:03 PM EDT
Im assuming you think he is real???? you do no superman is made in hollywood dont you?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:35:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 1:35:23 PM EDT by adair_usmc]

Originally Posted By AROKIE:
Im assuming you think he is real???? you do no superman is made in hollywood dont you?



know I dont.
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