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Posted: 12/25/2005 11:26:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:29:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:31:36 PM EDT
[#2]
the cape
or the boots
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:32:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Testicular fortitude.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:32:34 PM EDT
[#4]
He 'wishes' it upon himself. Ask if you need clarification.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:32:35 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Well, you see, he comes from this planet with a RED sun, and we have a YELLOW sun...

He just jumps really, really, REALLY hard!



So does he loose it when our sun turns red a real long time from now.


If he jumps really hard then how did he keep Air Force One up in the air?  That was flying not jumping.
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:33:09 PM EDT
[#6]
PFM

Pure
Fuggin'
Magic
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:33:25 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
He 'wishes' it upon himself. Ask if you need clarification.



Clarify.


Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:43:22 PM EDT
[#8]
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 11:50:36 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it.  I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth.  Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool.  I just got wet.  Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:02:09 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it.  I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth.  Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool.  I just got wet.  Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:03:30 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it.  I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth.  Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool.  I just got wet.  Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.




Then how does he fly?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:06:28 AM EDT
[#12]
Do you believe in Lepricans? If you do, I can guide you through the lazapalooza that Roy Rodgers would do. If not, run out and blow da bull.

The thing is.....I know about Superman,,,,,,y'all yankees don't. He has very little sympathy for
Yankees. Should you REALLY want to know about Suerman.....be prepared to blow off your Yankee Heritage!!  Superman is a Rebel.....he doesn't see oil prices below $40 bucks a barrel ever since this website went to 88 instead of excellent points!

BEWBIES!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:06:48 AM EDT
[#13]
beans
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:07:29 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it.  I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth.  Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool.  I just got wet.  Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.




Then how does he fly?



He doesn't "fly" Per Se. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him into the air....
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:08:20 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it.  I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth.  Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool.  I just got wet.  Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.



Yeah, but he can't get any pie, because he'll blow his load like a shotgun right through her back.  he could wear a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:08:52 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?



I don't buy it.  I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth.  Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool.  I just got wet.  Wishing it it .


JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn.



Thats because you are Regularman.
You will always get wet.

He is Superman.
All the chicks dig him.




Then how does he fly?



He is from Krypton.
He is telekinetic.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:10:08 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Do you believe in Lepricans? If you do, I can guide you through the lazapalooza that Roy Rodgers would do. If not, run out and blow da bull.

The thing is.....I know about Superman,,,,,,y'all yankees don't. He has very little sympathy for
Yankees. Should you REALLY want to know about Suerman.....be prepared to blow off your Yankee Heritage!!  Superman is a Rebel.....he doesn't see oil prices below $40 bucks a barrel ever since this website went to 88 instead of excellent points!

BEWBIES!!




Tell us your wisdom on the red caped man.  And I'm not a Yankee.  Call me that again and I'll put a Clinton/Gore bumper sticker on your forhead.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:13:19 AM EDT
[#18]
Gas filled internal organ.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:16:36 AM EDT
[#19]
it's called flatuants-- gas
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:23:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Real good, Toby. The stock price of Amazon has gone up.

If you seriously want to know how Supermen flies....ask me tomorrow!

In the mean time...listen to all the people who are Charlatains:
I'll be back!

Casey'e General Stores!

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:29:39 AM EDT
[#21]
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:31:01 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?



yes you did.

thanks
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:01:07 AM EDT
[#23]
Hate to tell you guys the truth.....but Superman is a little light in his loafers. Thats how he flies.  The Lois Lane thing was a purposeful act to lead us astray.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:01:48 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?



Yes.

Yes you did.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:03:38 AM EDT
[#25]
Actually he dosen't fly but rather has the ability to manuever the earth below him so it's really the earth that is moving and he is still
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:11:22 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:39:16 AM EDT
[#27]
What I've always wondered is why can a bad guy shoot at Superman and he just stands there and lets the bullets bounce off his chest... then when the bad guys gun is empty and he throws it at him... Superman ducks or sidesteps it to avoid getting hit by the flying gun....
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:44:43 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?[/quote]

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 3:52:10 AM EDT
[#29]
PINTO BEANS
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:04:24 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.

Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?


Big time.  


Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:07:59 AM EDT
[#31]
Okay, I'll say it at risk of getting booed off this forum....

He can't.  He fell of a horse and broke his nexk.  Now he's dead.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:12:40 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Okay, I'll say it at risk of getting booed off this forum....

He can't.  He fell of a horse and broke his nexk.  Now he's dead.



I think in that case he did fly for a short distance.  His landing left something to be desired.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:30:33 AM EDT
[#33]
Thats not flying, its falling with style......
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 4:39:26 AM EDT
[#34]
superman is a comic book character, a ficticious person.  pure imagination.

now myself on the other hand am a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.  
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:29:12 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
superman is a comic book character, a ficticious person.  pure imagination.

now myself on the other hand am a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.  



We all know what a fine Jedi you are...
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:32:01 AM EDT
[#36]
It's his cape!!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:38:30 AM EDT
[#37]
... I mastered zero point energy (ZPE) way before the physicists on earth did
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:47:42 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
beans




Beans grown in Krytonite.

That makes him pass gas.
Break wind.
Fart.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:53:17 AM EDT
[#39]
Flying is easy.

You just throw yourself at the ground, and miss.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:08:23 AM EDT
[#40]
Fairy Dust or elf magic. (not the Kebbler Elves, Santa's Elves)
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:14:26 AM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:24:47 AM EDT
[#42]
Kryptonian muscle tissue when super-charged with solar-energy, can generate a powerful gravity field. These fields in combination with Superman's personal bioelectric field give him the ability to negate gravity, allowing him to fly.

When in flight, he's fully suspended by this energy, almost completely repelling earth's gravimetric influence over him. He becomes his own center of gravity, and no longer has to physically leverage against the gravity of whatever planetary body he's on, or any object.

By emitting a jet of rapidly moving particle/electron interaction by-products, Superman is capable of Mach speeds in excess of Mach 10 in atmosphere. He can fly to the moon in minutes, but faster than that outside of atmospheric interference.

His control of his flight is perfect and he can perform aerobatic feats such as hovering, flying backwards and even lifting great weights while flying.


|Oh my, I think I outted myself also. |
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:13:40 PM EDT
[#43]
superman sold his soul to chuck norris in exchange for the ability to fly...
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:14:41 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

So does he loose it when our sun turns red a real long time from now.




He doesnt need to loose it. Its not too tight in the first place.



Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:25:01 PM EDT
[#45]
he has balls of steel.

and a big magnet in the sky.

thats how he flys.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:29:32 PM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:31:43 PM EDT
[#47]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:32:24 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
He 'wishes' it upon himself. Ask if you need clarification.



Clarify.





+1
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:34:03 PM EDT
[#49]
Im assuming you think he is real????  you do no superman is made in hollywood dont you?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 1:35:00 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
Im assuming you think he is real????  you do no superman is made in hollywood dont you?



know I dont.
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