[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How does Superman fly? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/25/2005 11:26:31 PM EDT
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So does he loose it when our sun turns red a real long time from now. If he jumps really hard then how did he keep Air Force One up in the air? That was flying not jumping. |
I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it  .JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn. |
Thats because you are Regularman. You will always get wet. He is Superman. All the chicks dig him. |
Then how does he fly? |
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Do you believe in Lepricans? If you do, I can guide you through the lazapalooza that Roy Rodgers would do. If not, run out and blow da bull. The thing is.....I know about Superman,,,,,,y'all yankees don't. He has very little sympathy for Yankees. Should you REALLY want to know about Suerman.....be prepared to blow off your Yankee Heritage!! Superman is a Rebel.....he doesn't see oil prices below $40 bucks a barrel ever since this website went to 88 instead of excellent points! BEWBIES!! |
He doesn't "fly" Per Se. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him into the air.... 
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Yeah, but he can't get any pie, because he'll blow his load like a shotgun right through her back. he could wear a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. 
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He is from Krypton. He is telekinetic. |
Tell us your wisdom on the red caped man. And I'm not a Yankee. Call me that again and I'll put a Clinton/Gore bumper sticker on your forhead. |
What I've always wondered is why can a bad guy shoot at Superman and he just stands there and lets the bullets bounce off his chest... then when the bad guys gun is empty and he throws it at him... Superman ducks or sidesteps it to avoid getting hit by the flying gun....
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Kryptonian muscle tissue when super-charged with solar-energy, can generate a powerful gravity field. These fields in combination with Superman's personal bioelectric field give him the ability to negate gravity, allowing him to fly. When in flight, he's fully suspended by this energy, almost completely repelling earth's gravimetric influence over him. He becomes his own center of gravity, and no longer has to physically leverage against the gravity of whatever planetary body he's on, or any object. By emitting a jet of rapidly moving particle/electron interaction by-products, Superman is capable of Mach speeds in excess of Mach 10 in atmosphere. He can fly to the moon in minutes, but faster than that outside of atmospheric interference. His control of his flight is perfect and he can perform aerobatic feats such as hovering, flying backwards and even lifting great weights while flying. |Oh my, I think I outted myself also.  | |
