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Posted: 12/25/2005 11:26:31 PM EDT
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Well, you see, he comes from this planet with a RED sun, and we have a YELLOW sun...
He just jumps really, really, REALLY hard! |
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So does he loose it when our sun turns red a real long time from now. If he jumps really hard then how did he keep Air Force One up in the air? That was flying not jumping. |
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Clarify. |
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He Wished it upon himself. Is further clarification necessary?
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I don't buy it. I just wished it and my ass is still attached to the earth. Hell it din't even work when I was 5 and jumped off the diving board at the pool. I just got wet. Wishing it it . JS98010 theory is more plosible but it still does'nt explain the physics of myricaling his ass airborn. |
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Thats because you are Regularman. You will always get wet. He is Superman. All the chicks dig him. |
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Then how does he fly? |
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Do you believe in Lepricans? If you do, I can guide you through the lazapalooza that Roy Rodgers would do. If not, run out and blow da bull.
The thing is.....I know about Superman,,,,,,y'all yankees don't. He has very little sympathy for Yankees. Should you REALLY want to know about Suerman.....be prepared to blow off your Yankee Heritage!! Superman is a Rebel.....he doesn't see oil prices below $40 bucks a barrel ever since this website went to 88 instead of excellent points! BEWBIES!! |
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He doesn't "fly" Per Se. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him into the air.... |
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Yeah, but he can't get any pie, because he'll blow his load like a shotgun right through her back. he could wear a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. |
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He is from Krypton. He is telekinetic. |
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Tell us your wisdom on the red caped man. And I'm not a Yankee. Call me that again and I'll put a Clinton/Gore bumper sticker on your forhead. |
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Real good, Toby. The stock price of Amazon has gone up.
If you seriously want to know how Supermen flies....ask me tomorrow! In the mean time...listen to all the people who are Charlatains: I'll be back! Casey'e General Stores! |
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According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism.
Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I? |
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yes you did. thanks |
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Hate to tell you guys the truth.....but Superman is a little light in his loafers. Thats how he flies. The Lois Lane thing was a purposeful act to lead us astray.
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Yes. Yes you did. |
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Actually he dosen't fly but rather has the ability to manuever the earth below him so it's really the earth that is moving and he is still
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What I've always wondered is why can a bad guy shoot at Superman and he just stands there and lets the bullets bounce off his chest... then when the bad guys gun is empty and he throws it at him... Superman ducks or sidesteps it to avoid getting hit by the flying gun....
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Quoted:
According to THE SCIENCE OF SUPERMAN, it's possible that he generates particles that have the same relationship with gravity as protons and elctrons do with electromagnatism. Oh God, I just outed myself as a geek, didn't I?[/quote] |
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Big time. |
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Okay, I'll say it at risk of getting booed off this forum....
He can't. He fell of a horse and broke his nexk. Now he's dead. |
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I think in that case he did fly for a short distance. His landing left something to be desired. |
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superman is a comic book character, a ficticious person. pure imagination.
now myself on the other hand am a Jedi Knight, like my father before me. |
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... I mastered zero point energy (ZPE) way before the physicists on earth did
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Beans grown in Krytonite. That makes him pass gas. Break wind. Fart. |
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Flying is easy.
You just throw yourself at the ground, and miss. |
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Fairy Dust or elf magic. (not the Kebbler Elves, Santa's Elves)
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He doesnt need to loose it. Its not too tight in the first place. |
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Kryptonian muscle tissue when super-charged with solar-energy, can generate a powerful gravity field. These fields in combination with Superman's personal bioelectric field give him the ability to negate gravity, allowing him to fly.
When in flight, he's fully suspended by this energy, almost completely repelling earth's gravimetric influence over him. He becomes his own center of gravity, and no longer has to physically leverage against the gravity of whatever planetary body he's on, or any object. By emitting a jet of rapidly moving particle/electron interaction by-products, Superman is capable of Mach speeds in excess of Mach 10 in atmosphere. He can fly to the moon in minutes, but faster than that outside of atmospheric interference. His control of his flight is perfect and he can perform aerobatic feats such as hovering, flying backwards and even lifting great weights while flying. |Oh my, I think I outted myself also. | |
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superman sold his soul to chuck norris in exchange for the ability to fly...
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he has balls of steel.
and a big magnet in the sky. thats how he flys. |
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stay away from the "magic dust" those keebler guys are selling. I hear it comes from bolivia instead of real fairy's |
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+1 |
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Im assuming you think he is real???? you do no superman is made in hollywood dont you?
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know I dont. |
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