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Posted: 12/24/2005 3:50:54 PM EDT
"I Believe in Father Christmas"
-- Emerson, Lake and Palmer (Greg Lake/Peter Sinfield)

They said there'll be snow at Christmas
They said there'll be peace on earth
But instead it just kept on raining
A veil of tears for the virgin birth.

I remember one Christmas morning
A winter's light and the distant choir
And the peal of a bell and that Christmas tree smell
Eyes full a tinsel and fire.

They sold me a dream of Christmas
They sold me a silent night
They told me a fairy story
Till I believed in the Israelite.

And I believed in Father Christmas
I looked to the sky with excited eyes
Than I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn
And I saw him through his disguise.

I wish you a hopeful Christmas
I wish you a brave new year
All anguish, pain, and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear.

They said there'd be snow at Christmas
They said there'd be peace on earth.
Hallelujah, Noel, Be it heaven or hell,
The Christmas we get we deserve.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 3:52:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 3:53:01 PM EDT by tankdriver]
Mary did you know?
by Mark Lowry
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 3:53:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tankdriver:
Mary did you know?
by Mark Lowry



That your baby boy would one day walk on water?
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
would save our sons and daughters?

Did you know that your baby boy
has come to make you new;
the child that you delivered
will soon deliver you?

Mary, did you know that your baby boy
will give sight to a blind man?
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
will calm the storm with His hand?

Did you know that your baby boy
has walked where angels trod?
When you kiss your little baby,
you kiss the face of God!
Oh Mary did you know?

Oh Mary did you know?
The blind will see, the deaf will hear
the dead will live again.
The lame will leap, the dumb will speak
the praises of the Lamb.

Mary, did you know that your baby boy
is Lord of all creation?
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
will one day rule the nations?

Did you know that your baby boy
is Heaven's perfect Lamb?
The sleeping child you're holding
is the great I Am!

Mary did you know?
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 3:57:21 PM EDT
"Fairytale of New York"
Shane McGowan/Jem Finer


You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on the corner
Then danced through the night



Merry Christmas
Taffy
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:16:26 PM EDT
Santa Claus is coming to town by Bruce Springsteen. Always gets me into the spirit.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:30:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 4:31:08 PM EDT by PocketG]
Cheech and Chong

Santa Claus
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:34:00 PM EDT
"Blue Christmas" as sung by Porky Pig. Cracks me up every time I hear it.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:34:23 PM EDT
Silent Night, whithout a doubt

you really can't beat a Christmas carol that was originally intended to be played on the guitar rather than an organ or piano.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:34:26 PM EDT
Grinch
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:35:29 PM EDT
Little Drummer Boy performed by Joan Jett
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:35:40 PM EDT
O Holy Night.

SG
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:38:01 PM EDT
'Here comes Fatty with his sack of shit'.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:38:34 PM EDT
Who- christmas day
and Elp I believe...
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 4:39:53 PM EDT
"Father Christmas", by the Kinks
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 5:24:43 PM EDT
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" by Bing Crosby.

Sentimental reasons
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 5:28:59 PM EDT
Carrol of the bells
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 5:29:36 PM EDT
AC/DC Mistress for Christmas
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 5:30:34 PM EDT
"Must be Santa" is a great one to get stuck in someone's head.

I'm trying it right now in chat.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 5:33:17 PM EDT
Little Drummer Boy.


And (not a song) "The Nut Cracker"
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 6:41:17 PM EDT
Anything not involving barking dogs, hippopotamuses, Italian Christmas donkeys or relatives being run over by reindeer!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 6:42:02 PM EDT
Carol of the bells by Trans Siberian
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 6:43:58 PM EDT

On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!

>Twelb gubmint cheez,
>Levin jacked up hoopties,
>Tin freaks a freakin',
> Nyne playa haters,
> Ate pimps a pimpin',
> Sebin hommies chillin',
> A six pak of forties,
> Five Bags of Weed!!!!!!
> Fo' pig feets,
> Tree hot wings,
> Too gold teefs,
> An A 78 Cutlass Supreme!!!



LEROY, THE GOLD TOOTHED REINDEER
>
> Leroy the GOLD TOOTHED reindeer
> had a very NAPPY fro
> and if you ever saw him,
> he was at the LIQUOR sto'
>
> All of Leroy's 'homeboys'
> use to PLAYA HATE his 'game'
> but they can't mess w/ Leroy..
> 'cause' he got a big OLE thang!
>
> Then one smoggy CHRISTMAS day
> SANTA came to say,
> "Leroy...have you seen my sleigh?"
> I know you had it the OTHER day!
>
> So Leroy BROKE out runnin'
> and SANTA pulled out his 'nine'
> and SANTA shot poor Leroy
> DEAD in his black behind....
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 6:45:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 6:47:47 PM EDT by hydroshok]
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year by John Lennon and Yoko Ono

ETA: Just happend to be on the radio when i read the thread, still a good song
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 7:00:27 PM EDT
White Christmas (Bing Crosby).
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 7:09:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:
Carrol of the bells



None better!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 7:24:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Santa Claus is coming to town by **Bruce Springsteen**.



Liberal commie-cocksucking left-wing pinko shitstain.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 7:26:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Santa Claus is coming to town by **Bruce Springsteen**.



Liberal commie-cocksucking left-wing pinko shitstain.



Tell us how you really feel.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:04:47 PM EDT
Jiggley balls
Jiggley balls
jiggle all the way
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 7:14:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Santa Claus is coming to town by **Bruce Springsteen**.



Liberal commie-cocksucking left-wing pinko shitstain.



Yeah... well, I liked the song long before I found out about his liberal stupidity. I still like it.
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