So this kid just came to my door selling magazines (i bought one). He saw some of my military stuff and said he was a Marine. This is how the conversation went:

Him: Yea i was stationed in San Diego
Me: Where?
Him: San Diego
Me: Ok which base?
Him: I don't rmember, something like Ft Lauderdale.
Me: You sure it wasn't 29 Stumps or Camp Pendleton?
Him: Positive
Me: Ok. Well what did you do?
Him: Not much, i wasn't in for long.
Me: Outed for Failure to Adapt huh?
Him: Yea.
Me: Hm. Happens to alot of people.

I wish that some of these damn kids would just tell the truth for a change.

llllllllmmmmmmffffffffaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo

You should have poked his eye out ,so he would have a good "War Story".......fucking posers.

Quoted: You should have poked his eye out ,so he would have a good "War Story".......fucking posers.

lol, i could see it now: "Yea man i went through RIP and all i got was this lousy eye patch!"