Posted: 12/10/2005 12:38:53 PM EDT
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Jesus is a Capricorn (December 25) Elvis is a Capricorn (January 8) Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers (The Gospel According to Matthew) Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers (Elvis: A Golden Tribute) "(Jesus) countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow" (Matthew 28:3) Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts Jesus lived in a state of grace in a Near Eastern land Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings Jesus was the lamb of God Elvis had muttonchop sideburns Jesus' Father is everywhere Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit Jesus was a carpenter Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop Jesus wore a crown of thorns Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters Elvis Presley has 12 letters No one knows what the "H" in Jesus H. Christ stood for No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron" Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a gold plate Elvis' face is often depicted on a plate with gold trim and sold through TV Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone" Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas |
