Posted: 12/3/2005 10:13:01 PM EDT
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The woods behind my house is thick with 'em. I set out some bear traps, and they work pretty well. One energetic little bugger managed to get away a week ago by chewing his own leg off. It was OK because the leg is the tastiest part of a muppet. They taste kind of like foamy chicken. Everynow and then one of my dogs will catch one. They do tend to scream something awful, but it just makes the dogs more excited. I would reccomend no bigger than a .22 magnum for hunting muppets to eat. If you are just shooting them for target practice, go for the gusto! A .300 Winmag will turn one into Muppet pudding. I'm not endorsing torturing the little things, but if you can capture them alive, a muppet knife fight will provide hours of entertainment for the whole family, and they can help you learn to spell. 
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Dr Bunsen Honeydew, you cretin. I think I tend to go for the Swedish Chef. Chocolate Moose was a classic, and his creation of the recent Simpson Shorts (From Dukes of Hazard) had me laughing. Stadtler and Waldorf are currently engaged doing movie reviews at movies.go.com/moviesdynamic/muppets/index Currently they review Rent and In the Mix, but the archives are easily found on the site. NTM |