Posted: 11/30/2005 6:47:14 PM EDT
| ...is Robert Paulson. |
your right to have chuck norris on your avitar has been revoked for saying the movie is gay. he is now on the way to bitch slap you, followed up with a round kick to the head. Fight Club was voted the #1 guy movie. Where are your balls ? |
I think not, Mr. Norris hates homoerotic tales of one guy's crush on another guy and the violence that stems from his homosexual impulses just as much as the next straight guy. Your insinuations to the contrary will undoubtedly result in Mr. Norris plucking a beard hair and airmailing it to you. When you open the envelope, the sheer aura of the hair will cause you to suffer a fatal stoke with an unexplainable bootprint evident on your thorax.
By who, Queer Eye for the straight guy? |
Homoerotic? Dude, it was his fuck'd up mind's idea of how he wanted to be percieved... Or to qoute Tyler Durden himself... "Tyler Durden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. " |
Have you SEEN the whole movie? Didn't think so. |
Granted that is how it turns out in the end. But if you've ever worked with gay guys as I did when I was in the restaurant business and heard them talk about it I assure you that the movie will be off your straight guy list in short order. Now everytime I hear some dude talk about how great that movie is I resolve to never bend over in front of them. |
I am Jacks spleen and im full of anger.... We have just lost cabin presure... Chuck Palahniuk www.chuckpalahniuk.net |
BALLS!!!!!! 
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No, dammit! His name is TheRedHorseMan. www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=414548 |
It's not our fault you worked with a bunch of queers. Just be glad it didn't rub off on you. Or rub one off on you. |
