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11/24/2005 4:30:05 AM EDT
Simpson, Lachey Officially Separating.  

LOS ANGELES (AP) - After months of rumors, denials and salacious magazine covers, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially calling it quits.

The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter confirmed.

``After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,'' Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.

``This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.''  

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Now I can make my move.  

       
11/24/2005 4:32:30 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Simpson, Lachey Officially Separating.  

LOS ANGELES (AP) - After months of rumors, denials and salacious magazine covers, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially calling it quits.

The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter confirmed.

``After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,'' Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.

``This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.''  

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Now I can make my move.  

       



Wonder how long it will be before Nick files a restraining order against you!
11/24/2005 4:32:34 AM EDT
[#2]
As the World Turns....
11/24/2005 4:36:43 AM EDT
[#3]
Screen door.....hurricane.  Repeat as necessary.
11/24/2005 8:11:47 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Wonder how long it will be before Nick files a restraining order against you!

 

He'll be out of the picture.  She wants me.    

11/24/2005 8:12:52 AM EDT
[#5]
I for one am hoping the next man she enters an arrangement with is....
Larry Flynt
11/24/2005 8:13:05 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Simpson, Lachey Officially Separating.  

LOS ANGELES (AP) - After months of rumors, denials and salacious magazine covers, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially calling it quits.

The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter confirmed.

``After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,'' Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.

``This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.''  

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Now I can make my move.  

       





And no member of ARFcom has even a snowball's chance in hell of getting a date with her.
11/24/2005 8:13:29 AM EDT
[#7]
He finally has had enough of her stupid assed sh!t.  She's as dumb as a f!cking box of rocks.

Yeah, I'd hit it but with a pair of sweat socks in her mouth.
11/24/2005 8:13:48 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Wonder how long it will be before Nick files a restraining order against you!

 

He'll be out of the picture.  She wants me.    




Right over his head
11/24/2005 8:14:14 AM EDT
[#9]
I bet he's glad. Skanky ho butter faced beotch.
11/24/2005 8:20:30 AM EDT
[#10]
She has a man face, but the rest of her is pretty hot.

She's so stupid though.  I watched 3 minutes of a show once where he was convincing her not to start crying, because they'd left their dog back at the house and she was worried it was lonely.  I couldn't put up with that shit.

11/24/2005 8:24:43 AM EDT
[#11]
Its sad she is so stupid that I feel physically pained whenever I see her show.  However, if I think with my penis, she is a very attractive lady...
11/24/2005 8:28:38 AM EDT
[#12]
butterface
11/24/2005 8:35:13 AM EDT
[#13]
I would like to give her the shocker
11/24/2005 8:40:28 AM EDT
[#14]
Too bad we can't see a pic of her now...
11/24/2005 8:41:46 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
butterface





Whatever
11/24/2005 8:42:36 AM EDT
[#16]

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Too bad we can't see a pic of her now...



some still can.
11/24/2005 8:43:20 AM EDT
[#17]
I'd give her the best 3 minutes of her life, then a half an hour later I do it again. Then I'd go to sleep.
11/24/2005 8:46:38 AM EDT
[#18]

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I'd give her the best 3 minutes of her life, then a half an hour later I do it again. Then I'd go to sleep.



I'd give her the best 3 minutes of MY life, then a half  an hour later I do it  again. Then I'd go to sleep.

Im selfish like that.
11/24/2005 8:47:30 AM EDT
[#19]
She's got too masculine of a face for me.
11/24/2005 8:49:18 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd give her the best 3 minutes of her life, then a half an hour later I do it again. Then I'd go to sleep.



I'd give her the best 3 minutes of MY life, then a half  an hour later I do it  again. Then I'd go to sleep.

Im selfish like that.



Well, I've never been one for sloppy seconds, but I guess it's THIRDS this time!

TALLY HO!  I'M IN!!!

11/24/2005 8:49:51 AM EDT
[#21]

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She's got too masculine of a face for me.



You don't fuck her face.


Well...

Unless she lets you!  
11/24/2005 8:50:09 AM EDT
[#22]
Who gives a rip?
11/24/2005 8:52:19 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She's got too masculine of a face for me.



You don't fuck her face.


Well...

Unless she lets you!  



11/24/2005 8:53:52 AM EDT
[#24]

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I for one am hoping the next man she enters an arrangement with is....
Larry Flynt

 

I'll buy that issue.    She can autograph it on our second date.    

11/24/2005 8:56:53 AM EDT
[#25]
I guess he got tired of that hideous looking chin of hers.
11/24/2005 9:05:38 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Too bad we can't see a pic of her now...



11/24/2005 9:09:37 AM EDT
[#27]
Oh man, that girl is hot.
11/24/2005 9:10:46 AM EDT
[#28]
In the internet world of fantasizing about women I will never have a chance to see,much less date,my standards are sky high...This is the ultimate butterface,well besides Sarah Jessica Parker.






11/24/2005 9:20:10 AM EDT
[#29]
What is wrong with that guy??

Wait.. I know...

Hey gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
11/24/2005 9:33:18 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
In the internet world of fantasizing about women I will never have a chance to see,much less date,my standards are sky high...This is the ultimate butterface,well besides Sarah Jessica Parker.
 




What the hell is a butterface?
11/24/2005 9:37:03 AM EDT
[#31]
11/24/2005 9:40:11 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
In the internet world of fantasizing about women I will never have a chance to see,much less date,my standards are sky high...This is the ultimate butterface,well besides Sarah Jessica Parker.
 




What the hell is a butterface?[/quote

Everything about is hot, but her face (butter face)
11/24/2005 9:45:41 AM EDT
[#33]

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As the World Stomach Turns....



More like it...



11/24/2005 9:52:23 AM EDT
[#34]
filthy sanchez and then maybe a cleveland steamer.
11/24/2005 9:53:02 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
In the internet world of fantasizing about women I will never have a chance to see,much less date,my standards are sky high...This is the ultimate butterface,well besides Sarah Jessica Parker.
 




What the hell is a butterface?[/quote

Everything about is hot, but her face (butter face)



Thanks
11/24/2005 9:56:56 AM EDT
[#36]
an AC/DC song cums to mind, "Sink the Pink"!
11/24/2005 10:00:49 AM EDT
[#37]

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an AC/DC song cums to mind, "Sink the Pink"!



also "givin' the dog a bone"
eta: is that a nipple circled in red in this picture?


11/24/2005 10:01:52 AM EDT
[#38]

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filthy sanchez and then maybe a cleveland steamer.



Expand on the Cleveland Steamer would ya ?
11/24/2005 10:08:16 AM EDT
[#39]
That, or a boil.  But I doubt a boil would form the shape of a nipple on a woman's breast.


Draw your own conclusions.
11/24/2005 10:32:35 AM EDT
[#40]
IBTL...
11/24/2005 10:34:57 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Simpson, Lachey Officially Separating.  

LOS ANGELES (AP) - After months of rumors, denials and salacious magazine covers, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially calling it quits.

The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter confirmed.

``After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,'' Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.

``This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time.''  

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  

Now I can make my move.  

       





And no member of ARFcom has even a snowball's chance in hell of getting a date with her.



Speak for yourself.
11/24/2005 10:43:47 AM EDT
[#42]
11/24/2005 10:49:31 AM EDT
[#43]
I'm not going to sit here and babysit you guys.

The new rules have been posted for over a month

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=401578

If you cant play by them then you cant play at all.
11/24/2005 10:49:43 AM EDT
[#44]
See above