Posted: 11/23/2005 4:12:58 PM EDT
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"News reports indicate that the gunman was a frustrated dietician and decided to take his anger out on the ice cream parlor next door. Sadly, the business was full of customers when he opened fire..." "How tragic Tom..." "I know, but not as tragic as our local High schools horrible loss in the state finals. More with sports at 11!" |
