Posted: 11/15/2005 1:29:36 PM EDT
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A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known." The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years." |
Kind of like the week of the TN - AL football game, two hunters from AL came to E. TN to deer hunt. The afternoon of their hunt, neither had seen anything. So, at dark they both met up and headed out of the woods. Well after an hour, it became clear they were lost. They decided to fire three shots in the air. After an hour had passed, nobody had come to find them. So they fired another three shots in the air. After another hour, they were really scared and decided to fire another shot in the air. One hunter turned to the other and said: "Make this one count, it's our last arrow!"  Blake |
