[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Eminem (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/9/2005 10:32:26 AM EDT
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I understand he is supposedly retired. Never got a chance to watch 8Mile. Suspect it's about what it looks like. Anyone else think he's funny as all hell? |
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Fuckin' genius. 
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You forgot the Beastie Boys...they just release their "greatest hits" album. 
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And he is one of the "Yeah I had a bad childhood, so fucking what, MY life is what I make it" kinda guys. Kinda hard to be against that. He talks alot about how fucked up his mom was and his dad not being there. But he does it to convey the point that no matter what he went through, he's still successful. |
Hey flew in to houston when the super bowl was here. I flagged in his raggity ass gulfstream G2 . Treated all the line service like shit, and personnally took out "reperations" on me. If it dresses like a thug, talks like a thug, walks like a thug.......must be a thug he is a pos in my professional opinion. but hey to each their own i guess
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Hmmm... "thug" is that ebonics for POS??? 
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Comparitively speaking to others in his genre maybe, but that's not saying much. I don't find anything about rap to admire except the talent the marketers have for selling lowest common denominator mentalities. |
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First off let me say i hate rap music. With that out of the way, 8Mile was a good movie. I found it entertainging, especially the Sweet Home Alabama spoof and the battling scene. Some of his music is vulgar and obscene, but it's also funny. Thats why it sells, he makes money off of making other people uneasy. It's entertainement people... thats all. |
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I think he's a class-A assclown. However, he does have an incredible talent for writing some very angry lyrics that go far beyond, "I'm bad". A lot of his stuff is just for shock, but some of it expresses some serious rage. Some of his stuff has a great beat. Not much, but some. He's still a lowlife. He could be using that talent in much better ways. |
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Compared to rappers who put out fine artistic renditions such as the following... he's pretty damn good. Hooooooooo (Ho) Youza Hoooooo (Ho) Youza Hoooooo (Ho) I said that youza hooooo (Ho) You gotta run in your pantyhos Even your daddy knows that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's You hos are horrible, horrendous On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents I see tha ho risin it aint surprisin its just a hoasis with ugly chicks faces but hos dont feel so sad and blue cuz most of us niggaz is hos too Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga I wasnt no ho last night Ho, bring yo ass! Ok, hold on OR Once again up in that south from my motherfucking mouth and creeping up on y'all niggas like a motherfucking mouse Stepping on these tracks like fags and drag queens And shitting on you busters like I ate some bake beans Buster me and me's clicks, always making those hits We never straight jam with no busters our no tricks Getting in trouble from the sounds of my trunk and keeping it I'm a big gay fag., keeping it I'm a big gay fag. [Chorus:] What, What [in background] Now drop dem bozs' on 'em [repeat 16X] <---Sixteen times... wtf? OR a skeet skeet skeet skeet, makes love to his wife and gets that skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet,sorry bout that da skeet skeet skeet (what)skeet skeet skeet cant say, you cant say skeet on the radio, da skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet, |
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[Eminem] A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questions A lot of people think that.. what I say on record or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that.. I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well, shit... if you believe that then I'm killin you You know why? Cuz I'm a CRIMINAL CRIMINAL You god damn right I'm a CRIMINAL Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL [Eminem] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!) That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin the mail Get it? Checkin the 'male'? How many records you expectin' to sell after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch TV, and Comcast cable and you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' each March with a brand new cd for these fuckin' retards (uh-duhh) And to think, it's just little ol' me Mr. Don't-Give-A-Fuck still won't leave Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X) I'm a CRIMINAL Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one [Eminem] My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you s'posed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word ... My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes and laughs As long as it ain't happenin' to him Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em -inem and Kim combined - *kch* the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a CRIMINAL [Interlude Skit] A'ight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up outta there [Em] Aight I'll be right here waitin on you [Em] Aight Yo Em [Em] What?! Don't kill nobody this time [Em] Awwright... (whispering) ...god damn, this motherfucker gets on my fuckin' nerves... (whistling) How you doin'? [Teller] Hi, how can I help you? [Eminem] Yeah, I need to make a withdraw, [Teller] Okay, [Eminem] Put the fuckin' money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you! [Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me [Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin' around... [Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me... [Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you... Hurry the fuck up! {gunshot} Thank you! [Eminem] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough to say the stuff I say, so jus tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask (Chorus 2X) |
I think both are good discriptors of him. |
...  ... I cannot believe it! Anyone that has listen to Eminem's past lyrics, would know of his disdain and extreme hatred toward his ex-wife Kim. Up to including innuendo of killing her in many of his songs. ... Well today, he mentions that he may re-marry her!  Headlines: Rap star Eminem has announced he is back with his ex-wife Kimberly Mathers and considering remarriage. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4506130.stm |
Successful monetarily. Nothing else. POS. IMHO 
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