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11/8/2005 1:32:59 PM EDT
I knew a chinese guy that held the belief that:

The amount of pain and anger in the universe is constant; so if your having a great day, someone, somewhere is having a crappy day.  Pain and anger just get shifted from one person to the next.

I kind of think he is right

Anyone know any others?  Besides confucious say...
11/8/2005 1:35:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Go to bed with itchy butt , wake up with stinky finger.  
11/8/2005 2:31:10 PM EDT
[#2]
"political power comes out of a barrel of a gun" Chairman Mao.
11/8/2005 2:32:55 PM EDT
[#3]
Confucious say "Woman who marry detective kiss dick at night"
11/8/2005 2:33:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Man who goes thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
11/8/2005 2:38:03 PM EDT
[#5]
11/8/2005 2:40:36 PM EDT
[#6]
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
11/8/2005 2:41:09 PM EDT
[#7]
and......man who fishes in other mans hole often catches crabs
11/8/2005 4:59:33 PM EDT
[#8]
Man who masturbates in peanutbutter is fucking nuts.
11/8/2005 5:06:44 PM EDT
[#9]
" May you live in interesting times." (chinese curse...at least according to JFK.)
11/8/2005 5:17:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Confucious say Man who fart in church sits in own pew

Confucious say Man who pull out fast leave rubber
11/8/2005 5:20:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time
11/8/2005 5:22:40 PM EDT
[#12]
Never take sleeping pill and exlax together.
11/8/2005 5:22:51 PM EDT
[#13]
And remember.. Oral sex makes one's day, anal sex makes one's hole weak
11/8/2005 5:24:23 PM EDT
[#14]
"白马非马" (Bai ma fei ma) - The White Horse is not a Horse

but my favorite is

"夜长梦多" - (Ye chang meng duo) - The longer the night, the more you dream.
11/8/2005 5:26:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Bend her over the kitchen table, and you will have a nice day.


11/8/2005 5:27:01 PM EDT
[#16]
Measure twice, cut once.