Posted: 11/5/2005 9:14:12 AM EDT
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Watching "Wildest Police Chases" on TV last night and OH MAN!!! is John Bunnell full of himself or what? WHO SCRIPTS THAT STUFF?? "The driver was looking for trouble and HE FOUND IT... T boned at an intersection" "The 9 year old car theif stole the car so she could go to the movies... Now, the star struck child will see movies..... in JUVENILLE HALL!" "The drunken man tried bargaining his way out of his arrest... and all it got him were a pair of shiney handcuffs" WHAT THE F***? 
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The Official Sheriff John Bunnell Drinking Game Tom Grundy came up with this game to play while you're watching World's Wildest Police Videos: 1 finger: For each and every dodgy pun. 1 shot: For each end-of-clip summary and mention of the words 'flashes', 'dashes' or 'crashes' 2 shots: When a cop uses T-bone action (2 cars hit side on), or a stinger ('spike strip') Half pint: Every crime in Bunnell's home state of Oregon, where he was sheriff for just 3 months! Down pint: If John uses the prefix, "this drug crazed maniac". |
It has to be made up, an poorly at that. It's no different than the other asshat who seems to be in the helicopter every time a car chase happens. SAME guy, SAME BS comments. Funny how the film also has the sound of the incidents occurring hundreds of meters away. 
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For the criminals,cash is for taking,cars are for chasing and law is for breaking When the cops take him down, they take him down HARD. If you're drinking, a designated driver is a good thing. However, if they drink, it isn't. These teenage junkies were looking for a nicotine fix... but their smoking proved harmful to everyone's health This crazed madman used a cell phone while trying to escape the LAPD. But the only phone he'll be using from now on in is the one at the state pen Whenever you are in a high-speed chase, it is going to be dangerous. But when you are involved in a high speed chase going 100 MPH down the wrong way of the highway, then it is really dangerous. This Teenage renegade of the road is one step from getting away, but the officers of Rhode Island state police department perform a perfect California stop, now he's one step away from a prison sentence. This maniac, hopped up on a combination of drink and drugs, needs to be taken out before he kills anybody. This idiot is going the wrong way down a one way street - the cops gave him a one way ticket, straight to jail! This low-life drugs-pusher thought he could mess with State Trooper Frank Sincera, but Sincera had other ideas. Sincera executes a perfect California stop, and sends this renegade back where he belongs, IN JAIL This youthful robber couldn't get one over the experienced shop keeper on his own turf! Violence......it can happen to us, at any time, at any place These guys paid with their lives... in jail! The man rams the guardrail. and thats when the police decide to do a little RAMMING of their own. Although their drunken antics may seem amusing, there's nothing funny about ten years in a federal pen. You do the crime, you do the time! Its like looking for a 80 mph needle in a skyscraper haystack. This man fights the law and the law wins - THE LAW OF GRAVITY. This woman pays the price for driving over the speed limit and under the influence He was sky-high on a two day crack binge and wired to the max. He was never gonna hide from Orange County 's finest. There's no place for felons like him, that's why he's heading straight for the county jail. Life's one high speed chase and you're riding shotgun! They tried the Freeway, they tried the Highway, they tried any which way, and they were taken down! They fought the law, and the law won. After robbing a dry cleaners, these bad move bandits got their own dry cleaning, and they were taken down! Don't mess with the law, or mother nature! This is a police squad car... it's a crime fighting tool. Out of options, out of their minds! Now this maniac is having his own private party. IN JAIL! When these three crooks split up to evade the cops they weren't expecting a gift from the Cleveland P.D.. But they got one alright! They each received one-way tickets to the local slammer. Petty thugs, selling drugs. If you think you can try and sell bammer – you'll end up going to the slammer! Hi I'm Sheriff John Bunnel. In the next 30mins you will witness some of the world's worst drivers and world's wildest police video chases Miami Florida, Home of Disney Land, The Miami Dolphins, and today - A HIGH SPEED PURSUIT! Check out this crazed maniac. he is like a high octane hornet trying to evade the cruiser. They tried to run from the police... but they couldn't escape the law. A temporary moment of insanity can result in permanent consequences. You have the power, you can make a difference. Keep the peace! This renegade punk thought he could out run the law In this case it was Out of the frying pan, into the jail cell.. He makes a mad dash for the exit, but this cops wits are faster than him Before parking behind that dump truck, make sure that DUMP truck driver isn't a DUMB truck driver This joy-rider thought he was going to have a swell ride ...but all he got was a short ride in the back of a cruiser to jail |
Dont remember that one. But Fat McNasty... PLEASE tell me you got all that from some site and NOT from memory... PLEASE!!! |
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Yeah, that CW Jensen(sp?), was a cop in Portland, IIRC, that got caught boozing in a patrol vehicle, and ran from cops, while on duty. I cant remember the specifics of it, but it was discussed in great length here about 5+ months ago. That guy in the helicopter that always seems to be covering a police chase, all over the US is known as Chopper Bob. He got famous for covering chases in LA. I remember WWPC/V covering a chase here n Dallas, and his voice came on. I was like WTF, I know the pilot covering this chase, and you aint him. |
I believe he was a Multnomah County Sheriff's deputy (one of the Portland counties). I also seem to remember him being interim Sheriff for a while, but he couldn't win the election and left. Could be wrong about some of that. |
NO KIDDING! I am so sick of that guy. I can't even watch those shows anymore because of him. He'll say something like "WHOAAA... HE ALMOST HIT THAT PEDESTRIAN!!!" And the pedestrian will have been WELL out of the way, and in NO danger of being hit. |