Posted: 10/26/2005 12:21:21 PM EDT
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At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Houston sat a New Orleans "refugee" man. He was having a few beers, when a, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big Refugee. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?" At this, the massive Refugee leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat. Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the Refugee, and said, "I've never seen anyone react like that. What did he say to you?" "I don't know," the Refugee replied. "Something about a job."  |
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Sometimes it's Jesus Healing the blind and the crippled and then the redneck says don't heal me I'm collecting disability... or workers comp... or whatever... Also heard a similar one about welfare mom meeting a rich man in bar..... blah blah blah... I don't want a job/hubby I'm collecting welfare... Old reconfigged joke that wasn't that funny in the first place. Heres the formula insert respected or disrespected figure offering healing to facilitate a job or in this case offering something that sounds like a job insert either grateful recipients of healing or viscious beating of political party predetermined "enemy" Insert political party pre-determined "slacker" not wanting a job because he's lazily collecting money on your tax dollars. Just the fact that I saw canadians tossing this one around with "Newfies" instead of "looter" makes it seem hollow and without REAL humor... if you wanna say NO refugees are lazy scum sucking off your tax dollars just say it. |
Wow. Someone steal your $2000 Red Cross card or something? Lighten up. |
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Suck it up Clarence. 
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Holy shit, someone needs to hit Wal-Mart, they're having a special on a sense of humor I hear!! You should get two man!! |