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10/10/2005 12:03:37 PM EDT
 
Twenty Bucks  

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who do love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by who we are. You are special, don't ever forget it."

Remember to count your blessings, not your problems. If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it. Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a ride!"

10/10/2005 12:16:11 PM EDT
[#1]
So who got the money????
10/10/2005 12:27:54 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm currently "skidding in broadside'!

10/10/2005 12:29:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Are you calling me dirty and used up?
10/10/2005 12:30:35 PM EDT
[#4]
I'll give him $10 for the dirty crumpled bill
10/10/2005 12:31:34 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Are you calling me dirty and used up?



so not touching that one
10/10/2005 12:33:09 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Are you calling me dirty and used up?



so not touching that one



Probably a good idea, kiddo.
10/10/2005 12:34:00 PM EDT
[#7]
I'll be the first to be serious.  That's a damn good story.  Makes ya think.
10/10/2005 12:34:52 PM EDT
[#8]
See the problem arises when your shit on , then nobody wants you.  Maybe if your worth a $100 dollars, but nothing less.
10/10/2005 12:42:03 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Are you calling me dirty and used up?



can I be the judge of that one?
10/10/2005 12:44:30 PM EDT
[#10]
In the days of the republic, before we embraced fascism and socialism and debt as legal tender, $20 would buy you a hand-tailored suit, a Colt .45, or an ounce of gold.

Government destroys the value of everything it meddles in, be it money or people.
10/10/2005 1:05:02 PM EDT
[#11]
I would have yelled out "KEEP YOU F'ING DIRTY MONEY!"


Just kidding...I've seen that speaker before. He makes a good point.

10/10/2005 1:09:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Hooray.  Another religious post....
10/10/2005 1:11:50 PM EDT
[#13]
We are all special in our own unique way.

Who else remembers that line from kindergarten? This guy sounds like a liberal.
10/10/2005 1:14:39 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Are you calling me dirty and used up?



Look, if you crumple me up real nice like I'll let you squish me in the dirt.