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Posted: 10/4/2005 4:27:50 AM EDT

[#1]

Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are his and his and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a shot that is new.....
We've got a shooting range that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you......
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!!!!!!

Is this one of your room mates?

Posted: 10/4/2005 4:30:43 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
A sturdy 90 but very old nonetheless.

Enough with the gayness of your thread, you can renew your manhood if you hit it.

Oh, and this thread is worthless without pics

Posted: 10/4/2005 4:32:24 AM EDT

[#3]

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Living in a neighborhood with so many gay guys could have it's advantages. Just think how many girls there are out there who have no boyfriend. LOL. A large percentage of gay guys in the area will cut down on the competition, meaning more hot womenz for you.

This is the same logic behind why I did drama in high school. There were abouy five girls for every guy and I was one of three straight guys. And the tallest one.

Posted: 10/4/2005 4:41:58 AM EDT

[#4]

Holy shITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

And I thought my life was fucked up.

Tagged.

Posted: 10/4/2005 4:44:45 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
OK, I'm waiting for the punchline...

ThiS poor bastard bought "5,000 rounds of assorted 5.56, 7.62, 12 gauge, .22LR and five AR mags " and he is practicing hapkido in a darkened room while the elderly lady across the streets spies on him while the the gay guys are pounding away at each other...

AND YOU WANT A PUNCHLINE!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!

Posted: 10/4/2005 4:55:19 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
OK, I'm waiting for the punchline...

ThiS poor bastard bought "5,000 rounds of assorted 5.56, 7.62, 12 gauge, .22LR and five AR mags " and he is practicing hapkido in a darkened room while the elderly lady across the streets spies on him while the the gay guys are pounding away at each other...

AND YOU WANT A PUNCHLINE!!!!!!

He was right, it is the script for an ARFcom sitcom!

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:01:48 AM EDT

[#7]

You should have explained that no, the anarchist lived upstairs. You are the antichrist. And she is cunfused.

TXL

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:03:41 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I have a new sig line now....

good choice

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:10:02 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Living in a neighborhood with so many gay guys could have it's advantages. Just think how many girls there are out there who have no boyfriend. LOL. A large percentage of gay guys in the area will cut down on the competition, meaning more hot womenz for you.

Time for me to find some hottiez!

-Foxxz

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:14:53 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

You anarchist!!

Hey- it could have been worse- she could have called him a psychopolitician!

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:38:23 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
You live with an effeminate gay man???????

Ya... the story took a turn at that point.

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:48:48 AM EDT

[#12]

This is bound to become a series on HBO or FX.

You can't make stuff like this up.

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:49:58 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Okay folks, about the "housemate."

I live in basement of a million-dollar home of Ed who is an effeminate gay man.

So you're the gimp?

Posted: 10/4/2005 5:58:49 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Okay folks, about the "housemate."

I live in basement of a million-dollar home of Ed who is an effeminate gay man.

So you're the gimp?

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:03:38 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Okay folks, about the "housemate."

I live in basement of a million-dollar home of Ed who is an effeminate gay man.

So you're the gimp?

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:11:15 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
OK, I'm waiting for the punchline...

ThiS poor bastard bought "5,000 rounds of assorted 5.56, 7.62, 12 gauge, .22LR and five AR mags " and he is practicing hapkido in a darkened room while the elderly lady across the streets spies on him while the the gay guys are pounding away at each other...

AND YOU WANT A PUNCHLINE!!!!!!

He was right, it is the script for an ARFcom sitcom!

Where is Sarge when we need him??

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:15:58 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are his and his and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a shot that is new.....
We've got a shooting range that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you......
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!!!!!!

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:17:01 AM EDT

[#18]

Funny story! And a great sig line too!

Quoted:
Quoted:
OK, I'm waiting for the punchline...

ThiS poor bastard bought "5,000 rounds of assorted 5.56, 7.62, 12 gauge, .22LR and five AR mags " and he is practicing hapkido in a darkened room while the elderly lady across the streets spies on him while the the gay guys are pounding away at each other...

AND YOU WANT A PUNCHLINE!!!!!!

...

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:20:59 AM EDT

[#19]

<---scratches head, tags thread......

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:24:11 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Where is Sarge when we need him??

I think he's the 71 year-old "sugar daddy" who's giving it to the young gay former cop. Sounds like the village people to me. You got an old Sarge, a young gay cop, and a young "ninja" living in the same house. Bring on the construction worker!

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:26:30 AM EDT

[#21]

Best ammo shipment thread ever!

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:30:11 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You live with an effeminate gay man???????

Thats what I got out of it.

And he loves to listen to Fiona Apple.

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:39:06 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Actually, sometimes I think they are getting up to S&M or something crazy like that. I hear one of them screaming like hell and the other one yelling "SCREAM LOUDER! SCREAM LOUDER!"

That's usually when I put on 24 and practice dry-firing with my Sig.

If that doesn't sound like a scene from David Lynch, I don't know what does.

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:42:24 AM EDT

[#24]

Man, I have GOT to stop clicking on every thread title I see.

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:47:44 AM EDT

[#25]

This is all pretty normal for my life. For some reason it seems to be more dramatic than most. All of these comments are making me think that I really do live in a sitcom.

Did I mention that I occasionally go to use the pool in our backyard and run into Stasi the gay Austrian plumber? He does a lot of handyman work for my landlord but it is odd that he gets to come by and swim.

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:53:45 AM EDT

[#26]

Lady: "No! Come inside and let me have a look at you. And tell me what makes these boxes so heavy"

You shuold have said "YOU'RE OLD!"

GR

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:55:05 AM EDT

[#27]

Ahhh! Enter the plumber. “Here to clean your pipes again sir”

Posted: 10/4/2005 6:55:13 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
72 year old owner and his 31 year old "roommate" live in the two floors above me.

Do you ever hear them having sex? One time I heard my parents having sex and fucked me up for a long time (I was about 20 years old at the time).How do you know they haven't sneaked into your room at night and whacked each other off while they watch you sleep? They may have peephole cameras in your bathroom too.

ROFL!!!!

GR

Posted: 10/4/2005 7:08:01 AM EDT

[#29]

This quickly went from a sitcom to a gay porn movie... cue the plumber!

Posted: 10/4/2005 7:25:12 AM EDT

[#30]

So youre housemate is Cleancut?

When did he move to atlanta?

Posted: 10/4/2005 7:27:44 AM EDT

[#31]

[bad porn music]"Bowm chicka bowwm bowwwmm"[/bad porn music]

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Posted: 10/4/2005 7:28:40 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Her tone changed. "Yes! What on earth is in those packages young man! Don't hang up yet! I am not letting you hang up until you tell me what makes those boxes so heavy!"

My answer: "None of your business, madam."

ETA: Well, THIS thread certainly went maniacly funny!

Posted: 10/4/2005 7:34:30 AM EDT

[#33]

I just saw my two housemates. I mentioned to the older one that Caroline (the 90-year-old neighbor) had put "the moves" on Ed and kissed him. Ed was mockingly angry for letting my landlord know about this intransigence.

Detail I did not add originally - this old lady is a hoot. She was asking me the difference between tae-kwon-do and hapkido and I was explaining the difference between meeting force with force and using the opponent's force against them. I demonstrated after getting Ed to grab me. Then Caroline had Ed grab her wrist. Ed and I were worried because we thought she would break. She acted like she was going to do some kind of judo move on Ed but then leaned up and gave him a kiss.

My landlord mentioned that a few weeks ago he was walking past and she came out of her front porch making a drinking motion and inviting him in for some liquor. He accepted. When my landlord walked inside he saw another old man shuffling out of the bedroom dragging a bathrobe around himself and drinking from a bottle.

Strange folks.

Posted: 10/4/2005 7:39:38 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I just saw my two housemates. I mentioned to the older one that Caroline (the 90-year-old neighbor) had put "the moves" on Ed and kissed him. Ed was mockingly angry for letting my landlord know about this intransigence.

Detail I did not add originally - this old lady is a hoot. She was asking me the difference between tae-kwon-do and hapkido and I was explaining the difference between meeting force with force and using the opponent's force against them. I demonstrated after getting Ed to grab me. Then Caroline had Ed grab her wrist. Ed and I were worried because we thought she would break. She acted like she was going to do some kind of judo move on Ed but then leaned up and gave him a kiss.

My landlord mentioned that a few weeks ago he was walking past and she came out of her front porch making a drinking motion and inviting him in for some liquor. He accepted. When my landlord walked inside he saw another old man shuffling out of the bedroom dragging a bathrobe around himself and drinking from a bottle.

Strange folks.

This keeps getting better!

Posted: 10/4/2005 7:45:03 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I just saw my two housemates. I mentioned to the older one that Caroline (the 90-year-old neighbor) had put "the moves" on Ed and kissed him. Ed was mockingly angry for letting my landlord know about this intransigence.

Detail I did not add originally - this old lady is a hoot. She was asking me the difference between tae-kwon-do and hapkido and I was explaining the difference between meeting force with force and using the opponent's force against them. I demonstrated after getting Ed to grab me. Then Caroline had Ed grab her wrist. Ed and I were worried because we thought she would break. She acted like she was going to do some kind of judo move on Ed but then leaned up and gave him a kiss.

My landlord mentioned that a few weeks ago he was walking past and she came out of her front porch making a drinking motion and inviting him in for some liquor. He accepted. When my landlord walked inside he saw another old man shuffling out of the bedroom dragging a bathrobe around himself and drinking from a bottle.

Strange folks.

This keeps getting better!

Pervert!

You should come by my hapkido class when we practice breaking out of bear hugs. That should give you plenty of homoerotic fodder.

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:13:45 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
ANARCHIST NINJAS!!!

Another ARFCOM tradition.... starts today.

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:29:31 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
You have room in your safe for ammo???????

(fixed it for you)

Wow you either have several safes or not enough firearms.

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:34:54 AM EDT

[#38]

FOX needs to start air-dropping camera crews to cover all this.

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:37:12 AM EDT

[#39]

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FOX needs to start air-dropping camera crews to cover all this.

Nah. Just pick a random ARFCOMMER and follow him with a camera for a week. SOMETHING is bound to happen eventually.

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:45:13 AM EDT

[#40]

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:49:22 AM EDT

[#41]

im so tagging this

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:56:43 AM EDT

[#42]

Best thread of the week award nominee!

Posted: 10/4/2005 9:59:38 AM EDT

[#43]

hmmm, so you're their house-ninja????? eh beotch

btw, my former hapkido master NEVER allowed anyone to wear their pajamas (but we always had to call them Doboks) out of the classroom environment. He said they weren't for wearing to the local kroger, they were for practice and competitions.

try www.hapkido.com if you want to read up on one of the best master hapkido teachers out there.

Posted: 10/4/2005 10:18:08 AM EDT

[#44]

We are not allowed to wear our belt anywhere outside of the studio. If we want to come to class with the rest of the uniform assembled that is alright.

There is room in my safe for ammo because the majority of firearms I own are handguns which are arrayed neatly on the top shelf. It is a 20-rifle safe and it will be full soon.

Posted: 10/4/2005 10:20:37 AM EDT

[#45]

I would have told her it was none of her business.

Posted: 10/4/2005 10:46:32 AM EDT

[#46]

This is why I dont go downtown, He talked about 5 people in this story. I old gay guy, 1 30s gay ex cop, a gay austrian plumber named stasi, and a promiscuous old lady that likes gay guys. and an american ninja who parades around town in his ninja jammies.............. and lives with 2 gay guys. By the way can we see a pic of the old lady and deos sho also dig straight guys? I am looking for a sugar mamma to buy me a 20 gun safe to fill with guns and 5000 rounds of ammo

Posted: 10/4/2005 10:47:09 AM EDT

[#47]

Roland-o Gilead ... Hmmmm

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Posted: 10/4/2005 10:53:27 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Living in a neighborhood with so many gay guys could have it's advantages. Just think how many girls there are out there who have no boyfriend. LOL. A large percentage of gay guys in the area will cut down on the competition, meaning more hot womenz for you.

Yeah but is it worth it?

Posted: 10/4/2005 10:54:18 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
Quoted:
A sturdy 90 but very old nonetheless.

Enough with the gayness of your thread, you can renew your manhood if you hit it.

Oh, and this thread is worthless without pics

What the hell would you want pics of?

<----look left

Posted: 10/4/2005 11:09:07 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
This is why I dont go downtown, He talked about 5 people in this story. I old gay guy, 1 30s gay ex cop, a gay austrian plumber named stasi, and a promiscuous old lady that likes gay guys. and an american ninja who parades around town in his ninja jammies.............. and lives with 2 gay guys. By the way can we see a pic of the old lady and deos sho also dig straight guys? I am looking for a sugar mamma to buy me a 20 gun safe to fill with guns and 5000 rounds of ammo

I just went down the street for lunch. On my way back I saw Baton Bob, the Midtown Mascot.

He is a big buff black gay guy who always goes around with a tiara, some sort of outlandish cross dressing outfit, a whistle and twirling his baton. Today he was wearing a full wedding dress with veil. He was listening to his Walkman, blowing his whistle, and spinning the baton while gesturing to traffic.

I have actually met him before in the same restaurant I was coming from. He was "off duty" - crazily attired but not blowing the whistle and going at it with the damn baton. His name is Bob Jamerson and he is a "floral architect." I got his card. He is also a retired airline attendant.

Ask anyone who lives near Midtown and they will tell you about this guy out on Peachtree and Piedmont 365 days a year. It was really hilarious last year when he dressed like a construction worker (YMCA is now complete in this thread) except with Daisy Dukes and workboots covered in rhinestones and two foot long ostrich feathers. He started dancing and directing traffic while blowing on his whistle.

All of the Mexican construction workers stopped work and stared. But they stared from around corners as if they were frightened.

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