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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:28:07 PM EDT
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Drink the Mad Dog 20/20, just don't post a pic of it 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:31:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:35:37 PM EDT
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I'm here...
- georgestrings |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:37:11 PM EDT
[#4]
LOL! I'm not scared   What is this Mad Dog crap? Wine coolers? |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:38:02 PM EDT
[#5]
MD is some Nassy stuff
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:38:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:38:38 PM EDT
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It's a wannabe wine cooler.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:39:43 PM EDT
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I've never had it. IS it a wine cooler? Thats what it looks like, but strange flavors 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:40:08 PM EDT
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God, that shit is nasty. Worse than purple passion and Country quencher.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:40:11 PM EDT
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My understanding is that MD 20/20 and Nighttrain are cheap high-alcohol sweetened wine-based drinks that bums prefer
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:41:38 PM EDT
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Im catching a buzz
   yep, caught it. 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:44:32 PM EDT
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OMG!!
Look what I found looking on the web for Mad Dog 20-20 www.bumwine.com  A review from that site: MD 20/20 18% or 13% alc. by vol. As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop. Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of MD 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:45:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:45:49 PM EDT
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I had a girl that likes to wrestle. She (or rather her absence) is the reason I am still awake. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:46:49 PM EDT
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Yup, Mad Dog, Night Train....I was trying to remember Thunderbird. The other two I never heard of Night Train and Thunderbird..fine products from Ernest and Julio Gallo |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:47:59 PM EDT
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Doesn't sound like a "thumbs up" to me
 www.bumwine.com/tbird.html Thunderbird 17.5% alc. by vol. As pictured to the left, look for the pigeon feces and you'll find this old bird. As soon as you taste this swill, it will be obvious that its makers cut every corner possible in its production to make it cheap. Self-proclaimed as "The American Classic," Thuderbird is Vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Disguised like Night Train, the label says that it is made by "Thunderbird, Ltd." Anyways, if your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then "T-bird" is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird. As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower. The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage driking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum. A convenience store clerk in Show Low, AZ once told me that only the oldest of stumbling indian drunks from the reservation buy Thunderbird. Avaliable in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug. The history of Thunderbird is as interesting as the drunken effects the one experiences from the wine. When Prohibition ended, Ernest Gallo and his brothers Julio and Joe wanted to corner the young wine market. Earnest wanted the company to become "the Campbell Soup company of the wine industry" so he started selling Thunderbird in the ghettos around the country. Their radio adds featured a song that sang, "What's the word? / Thunderbird / How's it sold? / Good and cold / What's the jive? / Bird's alive / What's the price? / Thirty twice." It is said that Ernest once drove through a tough, inner city neighborhood and pulled over when he saw a bum. When Gallo rolled down his window and called out, "What's the word?" the immediate answer from the bum was, "Thunderbird." WARNING: This light yellow liquid turns your lips and mouth black! A mysterious chemical reaction similar to disappearing-reappearing ink makes you look like you've been chewing on hearty clumps of charcoal. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:49:27 PM EDT
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Cisco
18% alc. by vol. Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose. Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum. In 1991, Cisco's tendency to cause a temporary form of inebriated insanity led the Federal Trade Commission to require its bottlers to print a warning on the label (above right). The FTC also forced them to drop their marketing slogan, "Takes You by Surprise," even though it was entirely accurate. Since those days, Cisco is harder to find outside the slums, although the FTC's demonizing of the drink only bolstered its reputation for getting people trashed. Anyone who overlooks the warning and confuses this with a casual wine cooler is going to get more than they bargained for. Cisco will make a new man out of you. And he wants some too. Our research shows that Cisco is actually the second best tasting of the five great bum wines, especially if you're having one of those hankerings for cheap Vodka, Jello and Robitussin. We must also note that Cisco is the best of all 5 bum wines at putting the darkest and puffiest bags under your eyes. The nuclear-tinted color of "Cisco RED" is reminiscent of diesel fuel. Most Cisco flavors are named by the fruit flavor that they are trying to emulate, but the one picture is simply called "RED." This chemical disaster will get your head spinning in no time. A test subject reports, "Strawberry Cisco has a bouquet similar to that of Frankenberry cereal fermented in wine cooler with added sprinkle of brandy for presentation." The sticky, sickingly sweet taste with a hint of antifreeze really comes through in the repellant taste of Cisco. Avaliable in various flavors, 375 mL and 750mL sizes. Down a whole 750 mL and you had better be ready to clear your calendar as you suffer through Cisco's legendary 2 day hangover.  I can't BREATH!!
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:50:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:51:00 PM EDT
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Bad, your all bad.....
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:52:36 PM EDT
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Guns'n'Roses sang about Night Train.
Artist: Guns N' Roses Song: Night Train Loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight Well I'm a west coast struttin' One bad mother Got a rattlesnake suitcase Under my arm Said I'm a mean machine Been drinkin' gasoline And honey you can make my motor hum Well I got one chance left In a nine live cat I got a dog eat dog sly smile I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go I smoke my cigarette with style An I can tell you honey You can make my money tonight Wake up late honey put on your clothes Take your credit card to the liquor store That's one for you and two for me by tonight I'll be loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight I'm on the nightrain Bottoms up I'm on the nightrain Fill my cup I'm on the nightrain Ready to crash and burn I never learn I'm on the nightrain I love that stuff I'm on the nightrain I can never get enough I'm on the nightrain Never to return - no Loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Speedin' like a space brain One more time tonight I'm on the nightrain And I'm lookin' for some I'm on the nightrain So's I can leave this slum I'm on the nightrain And I'm ready to crash an' burn Nightrain Bottoms up I'm on the nightrain Fill my cup I'm on the nightrain Whoa yeah I'm on the nightrain Love that stuff I'm on the nightrain An I can never get enough Ridin' the nightrain I guess I I guess, I guess, I guess I never learn On the nightrain Float me home Ooh I'm on the nightrain Ridin' the nightrain Never to return Nightrain |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:53:21 PM EDT
[#21]
I thought that Cisco was illegal or just not made anymore due to high death incidences with it's use?
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:55:31 PM EDT
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Ah, now that you ask..(and even if you didn't) I will tell you of a drink I invented... It is a sick and twisted drink....but I will tell you nonetheless. I call it "Absolutely Mad" You take some Blueberry Mad Dog and some Absolute Vodka. You mix them together. And you have some "Absolutely Mad". Then you start cooking. That's when you create your...I forget what I called it earlier...but that's when you head for the hills because your campfire has now become a thing to behold. And then you savor whatever it was you were cooking on the open flame. Like I said, I like to keep it simple...burgers, chicken, steak, veni-sausage.  P.S. Where do you camp? Oh yeah, I don't call it "camping" It's "EXTREME PICNICING" |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:59:03 PM EDT
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That was the laugh I needed tonight.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:02:11 PM EDT
[#24]
Checkin' in, sir!
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:02:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Yur one sick puppydog!
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:02:28 PM EDT
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Me too!
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:10:28 PM EDT
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So you got yr screen cleaned.
Wasn't that cute? Or...maybe it wasn't cute. Is your screen all slobbery? ??? |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:11:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:17:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:37:23 PM EDT
[#30]
Im bored and noting on TV.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:37:45 PM EDT
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Been out of action for a while but Im stille here
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:42:15 PM EDT
[#32]
 Hey OLY!! How've you been? |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:43:59 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm here guys and girls
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:45:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:46:18 PM EDT
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Pretty good,  And you? |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:46:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:50:08 PM EDT
[#37]
I'm ok-ish. Good to see you back on the night crew! |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:50:46 PM EDT
[#38]
It was your turn to bring the beer....
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:52:15 PM EDT
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OK-ish??? Hmmm, that just wont do.... 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:52:36 PM EDT
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Waiting on the last of the Production I care about. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:58:26 PM EDT
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ok...i know it's late but i'm here
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:59:42 PM EDT
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To celebrate my new camera, I should open the bar up to my fellow Night Crew members. Here's a pic I just snapped.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 12:21:56 AM EDT
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The rest of my work is out and I’m finished for the night.
 Who's got the poker chips? |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 12:31:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 12:50:32 AM EDT
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Likes guns and wrestling - She is definitely a KEEPER! 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 12:55:45 AM EDT
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Im going to do my best. 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 1:22:11 AM EDT
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Stone IPA and Cohiba Robusto.
Life is good. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 1:23:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 1:26:56 AM EDT
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I love that little guy.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 1:27:26 AM EDT
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  ETA: REDRUM REDRUM |
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