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Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:36:46 PM EDT
[#1]
My team has been ready for several years.  We train constantly.  We don't talk about it though.

Ah hell, I've said too much already.

Good luck with your F.A.R.T (Fast Action Response Team)..  My FART will float over the area like an invisible wave of hope.  My FART will gag those who rise against humanity for selfish reasons.  There's even an uber-silent assassination FART squad that can drift into the midst of any enemy to silently dispatch them.  They are Silent, But Deadly.  They are the SBD.

I cannot comment further.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:38:05 PM EDT
[#2]
Id hook up with anyone in TX who would have me, bring my own ammo, food, and training. Im really up for popping blue helmets and Heinniken tree climbing crap slingers.

Im up for:
Search and Rescue
Rebuilding
Extended stays
and of course, anything that warms my barrel.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:39:12 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
I'll take my pick from the survival forum.

7.) nationwide - somebody has to drive!



If it's on the map, I'll haul your crap!  
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:39:22 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
2. RustedAce will be the team point man. He has the experience and background that ideally suit him for this position and as a result is foolish enough accustomed to doing things like "going in first" if ordered to do so.



Should I bring my own guns, or are you providing some of your plentiful toys????



Can you run through a door with an extra HK91 on your back?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:39:46 PM EDT
[#5]
I hope no one on your teams gets wounded because from what I've seen so far, no one is including a medic.  <shaking head>  When will y'all learn??
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:39:58 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Someone better pick me for their airborne unit.

Me, 82nd AND FreefallE7! You aint got shit if you dont have airborne capability.

I'm Jump Qualified:
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:40:55 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

starring
steyraug
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/hannibal.gif

jarhead_22
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/murdock.gif

RustedAce
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/face.gif

Aimless
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/ba.gif




Can't.....type.......;aughing too fucking.....hard.........OMG........I can't stop.....
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:43:09 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I hope no one on your teams gets wounded because from what I've seen so far, no one is including a medic.  <shaking head>  When will y'all learn??

If they happen to be a member of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children....

Never, probably.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:43:29 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

starring
steyraug
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/hannibal.gif

jarhead_22
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/murdock.gif

RustedAce
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/face.gif

Aimless
www.xs4all.nl/~jmm/a-team/pasfoto/ba.gif




Can't.....type.......;aughing too fucking.....hard.........OMG........I can't stop.....





TheBeeKeeper???  
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:44:19 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:44:40 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Someone better pick me for their airborne unit.

Me, 82nd AND FreefallE7! You aint got shit if you dont have airborne capability.



Now that would be a site to see.  Two tac'd out, clean cut, hardcore mofos and one long-haired, mustached mofo wearing shorts and flipflops.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:47:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Anyone can be on my team as long as they made it through the Q course.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:47:31 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Someone better pick me for their airborne unit.

Me, 82nd AND FreefallE7! You aint got shit if you dont have airborne capability.



Bank the plane to the left with the door open and suddenly everyone on board is airborne qualified.

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:49:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Okay, screw all yall, I didnt want to be on your team anyway....
Im taking TxRedNek and only TxRedNek. When we run outta ammo for his Beltfed we'll have the best damn BBQ youve ever seen.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:50:52 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I hope no one on your teams gets wounded because from what I've seen so far, no one is including a medic.  <shaking head>  When will y'all learn??



HeldHostage will make it all better.

Seriously I didn't want to get into all members of support units.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:50:54 PM EDT
[#16]
I'll just sit back here and watch guys :D

http://www.the-gunsmith.com/texas/downrange.jpg
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:54:08 PM EDT
[#17]
No one picked me, guess it will just be me and this guy:

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:55:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:57:44 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Someone better pick me for their airborne unit.

Me, 82nd AND FreefallE7! You aint got shit if you dont have airborne capability.

I'm Jump Qualified:
www.quanonline.com/military/military_reference/american/photos/para_tab.jpg



In.
Fuck all the legs, we'll have our own squad.

"Possibly Serious Injuries From Above"
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:59:46 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Damn.  I always get picked last.  

Oh, or not at all.  



You can be on my team!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:07:31 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I'll take nine fellow Devil Dogs.
Nuff' said.



Ooh-Rah.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:26:59 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I have an unfair advantage.  I know what MOS's our deployed Arfcommers have.  

The names I'd pick, most people haven't heard of.  



Damn I'm a 62E20  bulldozer operator,you have got to have a need of an Engr???

Bob
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:32:04 PM EDT
[#23]
SP1Grrl, personal assistant.

Jarhead_22, Pat_R, Simplydynamic, and Freefall_E7.  And gtcrispy....because he probably doesn't think the world revolves around him yet.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:34:13 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Your mission is to establish a 10 man "Fast Action Response Team" that is SHTF qualified ready to deploy for zombie outbreaks, MOLON LABE events or general civil unrest where beer from Holland is being looted.

1. Jarhead_22 my second in command and LT. He is appointed to this position because his thought patterns are nearly identical to mine. This is a Machiavellian nomination that will secure my position because if anything happens to me the next guy will be nearly identical but without reliable familiarity.

2. RustedAce will be the team point man. He has the experience and background that ideally suit him for this position and as a result is foolish enough accustomed to doing things like "going in first" if ordered to do so.

3. DK-Prof will be a team member because he is one of the few guys who I can reliably depend on to understand what the fuck I am talking about when I begin to ponder the universe and the nature of our place in relation to the cosmos.

4. arowneragain will be a team member because as much as we disagree on some things he can be reliably counted on to have and bring decent tunes.

5. -Duke-Nukem- will be a team member because in addition to his own tactical SHTF drills and experience his knowledge of a wide variety of "goober quality" weaponry will make him an asset if we ever have to coordinate with local militia types armed with nothing but stuff from AIM surplus.

6. lordtrader will be a team member because somebody besides me has to bring porn. His presence will also go a long way to ensure that other team members will hook up with local chicks and get laid even if he does not.

7. The_Macallan will be a team member to ensure that I'm not the only opinionated asshole on the team. He has the conviction and force of personality that will go a long way to draw heat off of me.

8. Lumpy196 will be a team member just because we need a rebel. Plus every team needs a guy who is just 100% completely against the plan and the decisions of the team leader. Knowing that he completely disagrees with almost everything I think and do will go a long way to reinforce my belief that it is the correct course of action.

9. HeldHostage will be our post traumatic stress councellor because...well because hey you've seen her haven't you? He'll it took me 15 minutes to actually figure out her position on the team cause you KNOW she has to be on the team.

10. Aimless will be our legal council and will advise us on all legal matters. Because if you aren't going to kill all the lawyers then you better bring one with you.

ETA: WinstonWolf is added to the roster as a covert deep cover agent that nobody knows about and...........FUCK.

So that is my first round draft.



You do realise you don't need Aimless as your lawyer, you have -Duke-Nukem-, lawyer by day and avenger of freedom by night. WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:39:18 PM EDT
[#25]
You guys have heard of Charlie's Angels. Well, here's M4Madness' Marauders:

1. HeldHostage
2. SP1Grrl
3. Pattymcn
4. MissMagnum
5. LaBelleRebel
6. MrsGloftoe
7. MrsBRF
8. Daisywench
9. Persephone
10. MrsGungho
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:44:13 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
You guys have heard of Charlie's Angels. Well, here's M4Madness' Marauders:

1. HeldHostage
2. SP1Grrl
3. Pattymcn
4. MissMagnum
5. LaBelleRebel
6. MrsGloftoe
7. MrsBRF
8. Daisywench
9. Persephone
10. MrsGungho



You better take ARDOC with you too
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:45:34 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You guys have heard of Charlie's Angels. Well, here's M4Madness' Marauders:

1. HeldHostage
2. SP1Grrl
3. Pattymcn
4. MissMagnum
5. LaBelleRebel
6. MrsGloftoe
7. MrsBRF
8. Daisywench
9. Persephone
10. MrsGungho



You better take ARDOC with you too



Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:50:17 PM EDT
[#28]
My list

1. Me
along with my cylon robot army







Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:52:45 PM EDT
[#29]
I think I will start by looking in the C3 section. Guys inthe GD are great, guys with C3 firepower are better.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:55:21 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
I think I will start by looking in the C3 section. Guys inthe GD are great, guys with C3 firepower are better.



Yeah?  That's why I started with coldblue...his company has one of the best arsenals outside a SEAL team....

Click on his name there and check out the stuff my team would have access to......
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:58:48 PM EDT
[#31]
any 9 of the nevada boys......long as they were not from cali at one point....gotta throw steve-oh in as well hes to mutch like me not to take along.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:59:23 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Here's ops for my AO
shivan - suppressive automatic fire
symplydynamic -  manuever, team leader
thebomber - rifleman
M4arc - rifleman
Templar - grenadier
VA_gunnut - rifleman
C4iGrant - rifleman
Hoplophile - weapons tech
long_rifle_tactical - sniper
gotM4 - sidearms tech
chapperjoe - rifleman



It's the home team!

w00t!

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:02:41 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:


It's the home team!

w00t!




can't add everyone with just 10 but it'd be a sight to behold!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:27:48 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:


You do realise you don't need Aimless as your lawyer, you have -Duke-Nukem-, lawyer by day and avenger of freedom by night. WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But Aimless is a NY lawyer and that is like SF of the lawyer profession.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:29:24 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
You guys have heard of Charlie's Angels. Well, here's M4Madness' Marauders:

1. HeldHostage
2. SP1Grrl
3. Pattymcn
4. MissMagnum
5. LaBelleRebel
6. MrsGloftoe
7. MrsBRF
8. Daisywench
9. Persephone
10. MrsGungho



HeldHostage is mine get away from her.

Oh and when your teams cycle syncs you are in a LOT of trouble.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:31:20 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

ETA: Winston Wolf is added to the roster as a covert deep cover agent that nobody knows about and...........FUCK.

So that is my first round draft.



... Well damn, looks like I've just been Valerie Plamed out of a job
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:32:46 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
I killed a man with a trident once.




Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:33:30 PM EDT
[#38]
and for me...

"Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:34:01 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

ETA: Winston Wolf is added to the roster as a covert deep cover agent that nobody knows about and...........FUCK.

So that is my first round draft.



... Well damn, looks like I've just been Valerie Plamed out of a job



Never fear that is just a cover story to suggest you have been outed and therefore not a viable team member. It actually secures your position as our most covert agent who now has plausable deniability regarding association with the team. This now makes your our most valued covert, deep cover.......GODDAMIT.  
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:38:44 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:58:28 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm going with...

1) Sgtar15- He will set up a doll action figure array that will deceive our enemies
into thinking our numbers are much stronger than they actually are. A few bonsai trees
and H scale train cars and the illusion will be complete from a distance.

2) Taxman- He would keep everybody in high spirits and I've heard he has a
bullet or two stocked up.

3) dpmmn -He is a fellow Minnesotan and knows how to get his ass froze off, and
I heard he has a bullet or two saved up.

4) Mead- He is my son and is at Ft. Benning right now learning shit we might need to know.

5) captainpooby- Because we aint shit if we can't fall out of airplanes on top of people.

6) TRG- Because he is funny as hell, and if you are going to get yourself killed because
of this sorry group I put together, you might as well die with a smile on your face.

7) ETH- Because we will more than likely need a lawyer, considering all the lawsuits that
are sure to follow our exploits. (Lawyers-Guns and Mon... which brings me to my next choice)

8) CJan_NH-He has never claimed to be rich and is quite modest, but by judging from his Survival Forum posts, he has a few resources.

9) ???- There is so much cannon fodder to pick from around here I can't make up my mind.

10) ilikelegs- We are going to need a good photoshopper to spread our lame propaganda
that  captainpooby will drop from airplanes.

Sorry guys but we are unbeatable

GM
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:25:09 PM EDT
[#42]
Someone will eventually call me because I fix broken body parts.

Philosophically along the lines of Pattymcn.

I bring my own kit.

Rick (The Grey man)
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:28:39 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:


You do realise you don't need Aimless as your lawyer, you have -Duke-Nukem-, lawyer by day and avenger of freedom by night. WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But Aimless is a NY lawyer and that is like SF of the lawyer profession.



Only thing better than one lawyer on your FART team is two!  Wolverines!!!!

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:32:26 PM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:35:08 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:So who get stuck with me?


You can be on my team Taxman.  I could use some ammo.  Patty
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:17:30 PM EDT
[#46]
My picks would be
(My picks are coming from the people here in the GD)
1. Lumpy196.....................Hardcore and ruthless
2. SGB............................ Same as above
3. CJanNH........................Colt Cult Leader, and this man knows his stuff
4. Taxman........................A real ammo whore after my own heart
5. The_Beer_Slayer...........Belt Fed Master
6. DK Prof.........................A True Leader
7. SteyrAUG......................Another one who knows his stuff
8. El_Abogado...................Another Colt Cult Member
9. goodmedicine................Fellow Minnesotan who can get things done
10. 1shott.........................The man can cook, what else can I say
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:28:31 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
I'm going with...

1) Sgtar15- He will set up a doll action figure array that will deceive our enemies
into thinking our numbers are much stronger than they actually are. A few bonsai trees
and H scale train cars and the illusion will be complete from a distance.

2) Taxman- He would keep everybody in high spirits and I've heard he has a
bullet or two stocked up.

3) dpmmn -He is a fellow Minnesotan and knows how to get his ass froze off, and
I heard he has a bullet or two saved up.

4) Mead- He is my son and is at Ft. Benning right now learning shit we might need to know.

5) captainpooby- Because we aint shit if we can't fall out of airplanes on top of people.

6) TGR- Because he is funny as hell, and if you are going to get yourself killed because
of this sorry group I put together, you might as well die with a smile on your face.

7) ETH- Because we will more than likely need a lawyer, considering all the lawsuits that
are sure to follow our exploits. (Lawyers-Guns and Mon... which brings me to my next choice)

8) CJan_NH-He has never claimed to be rich and is quite modest, but by judging from his Survival Forum posts, he has a few resources.

9) ???- There is so much cannon fodder to pick from around here I can't make up my mind.

10) ilikelegs- We are going to need a good photoshopper to spread our lame propaganda
that  captainpooby will drop from airplanes.

Sorry guys but we are unbeatable

GM



Who the hell is TGR, do you mean his gheyness TRG.  You will need 1GR, TRG and 1GR inseparable pair, and he is an EXCELLENT driver.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:47:25 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Who the hell is TGR, do you mean his gheyness TRG.  You will need 1GR, TRG and 1GR inseparable pair, and he is an EXCELLENT driver.



Perhaps a Freudian slip

GM
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:51:01 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
I'll take any 10 from the Arizona HTF, they are all good at plowing up any situation at the drop of a hat.



We're there... All of us are ready for battle at a moments notice! See how tactical we are?

AZHTF Crack Commando Team!




Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:55:47 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
Your mission is to establish a 10 man "Fast Action Response Team" that is SHTF qualified ready to deploy for zombie outbreaks, MOLON LABE events or general civil unrest where beer from Holland is being looted.

1. Jarhead_22 my second in command and LT. He is appointed to this position because his thought patterns are nearly identical to mine. This is a Machiavellian nomination that will secure my position because if anything happens to me the next guy will be nearly identical but without reliable familiarity.

2. RustedAce will be the team point man. He has the experience and background that ideally suit him for this position and as a result is foolish enough accustomed to doing things like "going in first" if ordered to do so.

3. DK-Prof will be a team member because he is one of the few guys who I can reliably depend on to understand what the fuck I am talking about when I begin to ponder the universe and the nature of our place in relation to the cosmos.

4. arowneragain will be a team member because as much as we disagree on some things he can be reliably counted on to have and bring decent tunes.

5. -Duke-Nukem- will be a team member because in addition to his own tactical SHTF drills and experience his knowledge of a wide variety of "goober quality" weaponry will make him an asset if we ever have to coordinate with local militia types armed with nothing but stuff from AIM surplus.

6. lordtrader will be a team member because somebody besides me has to bring porn. His presence will also go a long way to ensure that other team members will hook up with local chicks and get laid even if he does not.

7. The_Macallan will be a team member to ensure that I'm not the only opinionated asshole on the team. He has the conviction and force of personality that will go a long way to draw heat off of me.

8. Lumpy196 will be a team member just because we need a rebel. Plus every team needs a guy who is just 100% completely against the plan and the decisions of the team leader. Knowing that he completely disagrees with almost everything I think and do will go a long way to reinforce my belief that it is the correct course of action.

9. HeldHostage will be our post traumatic stress councellor because...well because hey you've seen her haven't you? He'll it took me 15 minutes to actually figure out her position on the team cause you KNOW she has to be on the team.

10. Aimless will be our legal council and will advise us on all legal matters. Because if you aren't going to kill all the lawyers then you better bring one with you.

ETA: WinstonWolf is added to the roster as a covert deep cover agent that nobody knows about and...........FUCK.

So that is my first round draft.



Me too?  Me too?
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