Posted: 9/11/2005 8:58:10 PM EDT
| Observe our peninsulas of masculinity. |
Mine is: "Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off. " |
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Inignot: [the Mooninites have broken into Carl's house] We are here for your pornography. Err: So hand over those magazines! Carl: Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points! and Ignignot: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. |
How can you sleep when assisted living Dracula is on? |
Its a good movie, the guys good in it. I personally like "vegatable man" better |
Ohhhhh sweet nectar! It's like my pool is tearin' ass around my back yard, but it's standin' still! |
Still waters run deep. Another great quote |
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"Maybe I'll LEGALLY buy a weapon, and then we won't have to VOTE you out of office How about I come to your country, and do your job and not cash your paychecks! How will you like it then?! You won't! Cause you'll be HERE!!!!" "Your logic is flawless." Best part of any episode has to be the "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past, from the future" (yes, that is the characters full name haha). "These toys were defecated on and hurrrled at predators." 
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That one is on tonight |
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Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! I'VE LOST WEIGHT! Steve: Hey hey, lookin' good... Dr. Weird: Yes, all sugars gone... MUANUALY--WITH THIS! *Dr. Weird pulls out bloody chainsaw, then camera pans down to show hes chopped off his legs to the bone* Dr. Weird: HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Steve: Okay, im going to go to lunch Dr. Weird: I NEED TO LOOSE 20 MORE POUNDS! OR ILL NEVER BE PRETTY! *Chops off more* |
Awesome. Now sink that DVD rack deep within your body. |
"Smoke while you are doing so." "Your jambox has become his jambox, by way of our actions." |