You people will be cursed in the next life. I have never thought these kinds of things are appropriate on the job. Its a new employee you want to freaking TRAIN them on how to work hard, not 1.) not trust you and 2.) how to slack off like you are doing.
Seriously how is it funny if they don't know??? Its like the knitting club telling you to get a left handed yarn spindle do hikey? Of course you don't know because you JUST STARTED....but I guess if you guys were content to quit the 5th grade after you lerned how to sifer as good as jethro it's funny.
This is why I'm your boss
Back to work bitches!
Edit: No it doesn't break the ice because your single them out and make fun of their ignorance. Oohh great way to get someone on your good side. Plus you are re-enforcing negative work values on the job site.
Plenty have tried to get me in my short work history, but they always fail against my intellect.
"Nail Stretcher"
Where is it
"In the van"
Where in the van
"In the back"
What is it in in the back
"In the tool bag"
The tool bag is right there, it isnt in the van
"Its in the van"
How do you know have you looked in the tool bag (points)
"Just go look"
What does it look like
"It has a yellow handle"
But what is it shaped like
"I don't know"
Well since you used it last, why don't you get it, and I will finish up here
They usually get pissed off at that point.