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Link Posted: 9/4/2005 10:53:27 PM EDT
[#1]
He's there to help but he's wearing a vest.
I guess he dosen't trust them down there. Nice show of trust for your fellowman Mr I wanna be a samaritan.
What a fucking phoney
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 11:05:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Um...I know people who took movies props and a photographer along for their tragic boating accidents.
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 11:13:55 PM EDT
[#3]
I can't wait for more info.  what a turd.
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 11:15:19 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 11:24:42 PM EDT
[#5]
he should fit in well as he has  some exprience with shooting at helicopters
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 11:30:33 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
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Interesting how these guys enter the shitstorm wearing there tennis shoes
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 11:32:10 PM EDT
[#7]
... Oh shit

... In a sea of total despair and misery comes a glimmer of total hilarity
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 11:41:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Dont worry he can fix the boat.  His dad is a T.V. repairman. Hes got an awesome set of tools
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:03:26 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:45:56 AM EDT
[#10]
All he's missing are the letters "CELEBRITY" printed on his gay flack jacket to earn "Moron Of The Year."
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:58:21 AM EDT
[#11]
Kinda like that black celebrity that was at one of the shelters talking to reporters.  He had all his security standing in an arc behind him.  Maybe he doesn't trust his people?
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 1:03:36 AM EDT
[#12]
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 1:07:57 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.


yeah, he's making himself look like a ass by having a publicity photog with him.
If he wants to help he should leave the photographer at home and lose the vest. Fucking publicity whore.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 1:58:48 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.


yeah, he's making himself look like a ass by having a publicity photog with him.
If he wants to help he should leave the photographer at home and lose the vest. Fucking publicity whore.



Like every single politician "touring" the disaster area?
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 2:09:34 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Idiot obviously doesn't know what the drain PLUG is for.


+1
1 or 2 rubber coated plugs to fit in little cylindrical holes on the inside near the bottom of the stern of a little 14' flat bottomed aluminum boat, is easy enough to see from just about any where near the rear of the boat, already qualifies everyone there as a dumbass for not noticing it. And if the dumbasses could get the motor running it doesn't take much speed for water to just drain out of the plug holes. If the painful thought of shelling out $20 for a decent bilge pump was too much for them to comprehend as a good idea. But I guess that spending $20 for a device that could save your ass or checking the boat before they launched it was too much common sense for them to handle. Typical Holywood $#!+heads.
They're almost like the welfare dependent people we have been seeing in the news latley; everything has to be done for their stupid asses.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 2:14:29 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Typical Holywood $#!+heads.
They're almost like the welfare dependent people we have been seeing in the news latley; everything has to be done for their stupid asses.




Good point. I bet his personal assistant gets fired for not noticing that missing drainplug.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 2:55:08 AM EDT
[#17]


What's that saying? Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread?
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 3:28:37 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 3:43:05 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
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Ok.

I thought it was a gag story.

Nobody could be stupid enough to show up, try to "rescue" people, and then use a leaky boat.

But the picture says it all.

Hey Sean...A bit of friendly advice. The next time you want to show up somewhere to get your face on the news doing "good", how about making sure you take a boat that floats? Surely with all of your money you can afford a boat without a giant hole in it.

How such a doofus is married to such a beautiful woman, I will never know.

And, not to put too fine a point on it, how many people do you know that genuinely want to help people who take a personal photographer along? The sad thing is that in his sick hollywood mind, showing up and making a self aggrandizing gesture is probably his idea of "helping".

Lord spare us from a similar fate.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 3:44:55 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Hey Sean,

Here's an idea for you.  How about if you just bust open your bank account, scratch out a check and leave the rescues to the competent.

Whatcha think?



Hell, just buy all the SAR guys a couple of beers. That would be appreciated by the tired SAR guys and would be a real service to your country. Even guys like me might refrain from calling you an asshat if you were to do something that simple.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 3:46:07 AM EDT
[#21]

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Quoted:
He's the only one wearing a vest.  What a crudfuck.  




And what kinda vest is that? A fucking white flakjacket?



It looks like soft body armor.

Crimony....This is a level of stupid heretofore uncaptured on film. The dude shows up with body armor, but not a floating boat.....

Mercy.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 3:54:41 AM EDT
[#22]
Isn't he one of the turds who said they were moving out of the country if Bush won ?
Go to france please!
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 4:01:32 AM EDT
[#23]
Mr. compassionate, loving, I'm a media whore makes an ass out of himself again.
Where's the ghetto snipers when you need em'. Always check the plug before you launch!!!

                    Stupid ass
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 4:28:06 AM EDT
[#24]
stupid is as stupid does  ha ha what a moron.

he should have stayed in commifornia and sent a check instead. But i guess that would be to sensible.

Link Posted: 9/5/2005 4:38:45 AM EDT
[#25]
I could give dipshit credit for trying to do the right thing if it weren't for a few problems.  
1. He brought his photographer to take pictures of him rescueing people.
2. He DIDN'T bring a boat big enough to hold his entourage + rescued people.  Look at the boat, where the hell are you going to put people that you save?
3. He's either wearing a cheap vest or his drool guard.
4. Dipshit and crew are going to save people in a cheap boat he just bought and doesn't know how to operate.  Need proof?  Where's the damn drain plug?
5. he really thinks he can keep the boat a float with 1 plastic cup to bail with?  Notice his "buddies" are really helping.

I wasn't gong to read this post at first because it had "Sean Penn" in the title.  I'm so glad I did.
ROFLMAO
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 4:50:10 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.



Yeah, about as much good as you are here.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 4:59:04 AM EDT
[#27]
Why can't these Hollywood F'ers just stick to making movies.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 6:43:34 AM EDT
[#28]




Forgetting to close the seacock and sinking 10 feet from the launch.... PRICELESS


Link Posted: 9/5/2005 6:55:42 AM EDT
[#29]
Owned?


With the boat loaded with members of Penn's entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: "How are you going to get any people in that thing?"


Wish I could have been the one to say it!
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 7:07:13 AM EDT
[#30]
The vest he is wearing is just regular concealable soft body armor with a groin protector flap on it. It only stops pistol rounds though and it is probably a lot less effective if everyone knows you are wearing it and can see the areas it covers highlighted in white.

Add to that it won't stop rifle fire at all (and none of the remaining members of the crew appear to have any armor) and overall it looks like his planning on that level is as good as his seamanship.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 7:53:39 AM EDT
[#31]
Sean Penn is a carbuncle on the ass of the world.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 7:58:50 AM EDT
[#32]



I will save the world, with gumdrop smiles!
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 8:03:00 AM EDT
[#33]
Wonder if he lost his pistol again, fell overboard you know...............SOB had 2 taken from out of his car a few years back as I recall. Guess he'll join the ranks of the "lost em overboard in a boating accident".
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 8:03:12 AM EDT
[#34]
Looking at that vest I don't think it's the groin protector, I think that's the tuck in flaps.  Too bad Suzanne Sarandon wasn't on that sinking ship with him....
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 8:24:55 AM EDT
[#35]
The only thing missing is a bullseye painted on his vest.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 8:24:57 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.



... Yes he is, it's called a photo opportunity
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 8:59:46 AM EDT
[#37]
Awesome.  Maybe he should go to Iraq for a vacation.

Max
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 9:03:27 AM EDT
[#38]
This story really made my day...thanks!!  
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 9:33:13 AM EDT
[#39]
This is too funny. Ten to one the dumb fuck forgot to put the bilge plug(s) in. And what kind of moron doesn't have a manual/electric bilge pump on his boat?

As to the stupid comment "At least he's doing something". Good plan, now he's just another victim that needs to be rescued. The first rule of providing emergency services is don't do anything you're not trained and equipped to do.  Penn is a moron.

Link Posted: 9/5/2005 10:26:19 AM EDT
[#40]
You want to see what kind of filters the news media puts on the information you receive? Read this link from the New York Daily News describing the exact same event:

www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/343491p-293308c.html



NEW ORLEANS - Sean Penn took matters into his own hands yesterday, launching a boat in a personal effort to rescue New Orleans families stranded by Hurricane Katrina.
The Oscar-winning actor and political activist managed to reach several people who had been trapped in their homes since the hurricane hit Monday.

Penn, who was accompanied by his personal photographer and a crew of helpers, brought the victims to dry land - and gave them cash as well.



Link Posted: 9/5/2005 10:36:38 AM EDT
[#41]
I thought body armor went UNDER THE SHIRT?

Link Posted: 9/5/2005 10:46:13 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
I thought body armor went UNDER THE SHIRT?



He must watch Reno 911.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 10:48:36 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
I thought body armor went UNDER THE SHIRT?




It's prrobably just the carrier.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 11:06:04 AM EDT
[#44]


GM
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 11:09:41 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
fuserservices.com/Seanboat.JPG

GM



Bwaaaawwwaaaa

That'd be about right though.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:37:45 PM EDT
[#46]
"Prepare to launch..."

Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:45:03 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.



... Yes he is, it's called a photo opportunity



And what has Bush done physically to help besides press conferences and photo ops?

Oh, right....he hugged a girl in a staged photo op....

Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:49:57 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.



Yeah, about as much good as you are here.



I gave away all my old clothes, canned food and $250 dollars to the Salvation Army.  What have you done?
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:50:57 PM EDT
[#49]
Looks like a Sea Ark-Duck Hawk.  I've got one, the factory actually covered the water plug up with an aluminum plate...(plug wasn't in, of course).  One of the toughest aluminum boats you can buy, some moron almost had to leave the plug out, unless it got looted.
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 12:53:14 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least he is DOING SOMETHING.



... Yes he is, it's called a photo opportunity



And what has Bush done physically to help besides press conferences and photo ops?

Oh, right....he hugged a girl in a staged photo op....

i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/POLITICS/09/02/bush.katrina.ap/story.bush.hugs.jpg



Press conferences are exactly what Bush is supposed to be doing. Penn's job is to STFU, donate money and stay away from the disaster area so the people who have the equipment and training can do their job.
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