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Posted: 7/19/2001 2:39:10 PM EDT
[img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 2:40:57 PM EDT
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[#2]
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[#3]
"How the hell do you get milk out
of this thing?"
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 2:50:45 PM EDT
[#4]
being different Missy didn't want to be any plain old cabbage patch kid, she wanted to be a watermelon patch kid.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 2:53:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Training for the baby olympics is hard freakin work.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 2:56:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Gallagher - "The early years"
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 2:56:54 PM EDT
[#7]
[img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img]

Since they banned illegals, the US have now resorted to having babies pick fruits and veggies as well as work at drive thru's. You thought there was a communication gap at drive thru's then, wait'll you try to order at the nearest McD's.
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[#9]
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[#10]
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[#11]
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[#12]
"my god i wish mommys were this huge"
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[#13]
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[#14]
I'm sure I can flush this.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 5:26:33 PM EDT
[#15]
Atlas as a toddler.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 10:36:20 PM EDT
[#16]
[i]Welcome back to The World's Strongest Baby Competition here on ESPN2.[/i]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 12:32:41 AM EDT
[#17]
"Little Billy Clinton was precocious, developing skills at a young age that he would use later in life"
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 12:51:39 AM EDT
[#18]
I better hide this before Sheniqua the maid get's here, she took the last one![:D][:D]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 1:35:26 AM EDT
[#19]
Toddler finds E.T., mom says child to return alien's head.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:33:26 AM EDT
[#20]
I clean house all day long and turn my back just once and look what I find.
PICK UP YOUR TOY'S!I will NOT say it again,
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:42:22 AM EDT
[#21]
And now ladies and gentlemen for my next trick I'm going to make this watermelon DISAPPEAR!
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:46:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Why is it that the man of the house always has to do the heavy work?
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:50:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Here,step back let a man handle this!
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:16:51 AM EDT
[#24]
NEVER NEVER shake a watermelon!

brought to you by,
THE WATERMELONS FOR A BETTER FUTURE ALLIANCE
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:36:47 AM EDT
[#25]
STOP BOUNCING THAT BALL IN THIS HOUSE!
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:38:43 AM EDT
[#26]
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Mommy says having me was like having one of these.

Norm
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:40:23 AM EDT
[#27]
but mom,it say's"best if used before...."


sorry I just keep thinking of them,I think I just need to go to bed.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:47:30 AM EDT
[#28]
and there's watermelon salad and there's fried watermelon and watermelon soup and watermelon and rice and that's just about it.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:51:09 AM EDT
[#29]
And I can see johnny and randy and cindy oh and there's penny sue...  
from romper room way back
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:55:20 AM EDT
[#30]
your my best friend,I love you.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:57:48 AM EDT
[#31]
HUT ONE HUT TWO...HUT HUT HUT
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 4:00:32 AM EDT
[#32]
HEA, where'd you come from?
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 4:04:19 AM EDT
[#33]
ok, now you hide.



alright I'll stop no more,I'm going to bed
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 5:07:31 AM EDT
[#34]
Young McNinja first lesson.....Break melon with head...!
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 6:30:38 AM EDT
[#35]
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ok, now you hide.


alright I'll stop no more,I'm going to bed
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Geez, dude.  Now I'm fully aware of people creating multiple posts just to get their numbers up, but that was RI-FRIGGIN-DICULOUS!

Oh yeah, somebody already took mine - so I got nuthin' - just thought I'd chime in.
[img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/E-vil2.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 7:44:53 AM EDT
[#36]

[img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img][/quote]

watermelon, check! ok wheres the fried chicken?
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 8:00:53 AM EDT
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...note how the infantile human rolls the querry, believing that it will break open, ignoring the hard-won lessons of its mother...that nothing short of a primitive tool will reveal its juicy innards, join us next star-week for another episode of: "Those Whacky Humans, And The Planet They Live On"  [(:|)]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 8:55:04 AM EDT
[#38]
...When mom said 'Drop and give me 20', I thought she meant pushups, not pounds.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:00:13 AM EDT
[#39]
Despite NUTSACK's insane effort the winner is.........................



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Ill pretend that I'm playing with this watermelon while I take a dump in my pants.
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Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:53:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/20/2001 4:49:03 PM EDT
[#41]
I should at least get something for trying so hard, some of my captions were pretty good though don't you think?[:D]
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