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Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:28:13 AM EDT
[#1]
"Does urinating on your feet really prevent foot fungus?"

Yep, and eating your own shit prevents tooth decay.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:38:25 AM EDT
[#2]
Part of a transcript  from an old Late Night with David Letterman interview...

Madonna: I'm serious! [crowd reacts uncomfortably] No, seriously, peeing in the shower is really good. It ... it fights, um, um, athlete's foot. I'm serious, no, urine is like, is like ... is like an antiseptic. It's all got to do with the enzymes in your body.

Dave: Don't ... don't you know a good pharmacist? [laughter]

Madonna: Ummm ...

Dave : Get yourself some Desenex! Or whatever that stuff is.

Madonna: I wanted to share something that I knew with you.

Dave: Okay, well, thank you very much. Ah, I'm going to try to wrap this up.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:08:20 PM EDT
[#3]

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No, I save all my urine in plastic bottles.


teeth whitener



LMFAO, Theeth whitener....now THAT"S funny!



buy true
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:13:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Now post a "Did you lie on the piss on your feet poll" poll.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:23:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Yes, peeing on your feet will kill toe jam.
And Listerine is good for dandruff.

Did you know that in WWI, the troops would have to pee on their cloth gasmasks in order to use them?
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:30:42 PM EDT
[#6]
If I recall correctly, the Australians did it in WWI/WWII to toughen up their feet.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:35:29 PM EDT
[#7]
Pissin' on your feet WILL kill foot fungus.

Piss was used to clean black powder firearms too.

As far as piss for tooth whitining....have to give it a try..
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:41:29 PM EDT
[#8]
<--reading, learning.....
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:45:21 PM EDT
[#9]

Will have to piss on somebodys foot later and see if it works.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:50:36 PM EDT
[#10]

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No, I save all my urine in plastic bottles.



Trucker Bombs!!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:56:46 PM EDT
[#11]

Does urinating on your feet really prevent foot fungus?


Unknown, but it won't prevent me from laughing at you for peeing on yourself!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 2:10:22 PM EDT
[#12]

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Will have to piss on somebodys foot later and see if it works.



Link Posted: 8/31/2005 3:14:45 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Pissin' on your feet WILL kill foot fungus.

Piss was used to clean black powder firearms too.

As far as piss for tooth whitining....have to give it a try..



+1

but THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL that I'm trying the "Wiener Brand" tm tooth whitening formula.....
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 3:20:15 AM EDT
[#14]

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Worked for me while I was in college, foot fungus came around about once a month due to there being only four shower stalls for the entire dorm floor, 3-4 days of pissing on the feet and it went away.

Kharn



I wore sandals to shower in during those days!!

So did I, but it always gets you one way or another.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 3:33:46 AM EDT
[#15]

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I have heard suggestion many times and have done it every morning for years. My feet look like a baby's bottom, no fungus. I first heard this when I was stationed on a boat, of course we used to bleach the shower stalls on a daily basis so that killed most of the nasty stuff anyway. Anybody else heard of this ? Does urine prevent foot fungus ?



You're kidding, right?



Not at all, every morning in the shower before I turn on the water I soak my feet in my own urine, it is mine after all. I swear it works. I had picked up some atheletes foot several years ago and it knocked it right out. Tough actin' Tinactin doesn't compare.



Maybe you should start a dot.com and sell that stuff.



Fungi PP. Gets rid of foot fungis in a snap and a quick PP.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 6:36:40 PM EDT
[#16]
I am drinking beer tonight so this came back to mind. My feet are still beautiful by the way
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 11:45:51 PM EDT
[#17]
I knew there was some science in this thread somewhere
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 11:53:40 PM EDT
[#18]

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Did you know that in WWI, the troops would have to pee on their cloth gasmasks in order to use them?



It was for countering Chlorine gas, no worky for mustard agent however.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:07:35 AM EDT
[#19]
Never pissed on my feet, never had foot fungus.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:11:33 AM EDT
[#20]

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No, I save all my urine in plastic bottles.



Still saving it in plastic bottles.




Link Posted: 9/15/2005 3:51:57 AM EDT
[#21]
If you really believe it's sterile, boil a bottle, then fill it up after cooling and cover it with plastic wrap and set it in a warm place for a while.  Report back in a week on how it smells, compared to when it was fresh.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 6:51:53 AM EDT
[#22]

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If you really believe it's sterile, boil a bottle, then fill it up after cooling and cover it with plastic wrap and set it in a warm place for a while.  Report back in a week on how it smells, compared to when it was fresh.



Eeeeeewwww.........anybody ever heard the song "Let's Make the Water Turn Black" by Frank Zappa????  
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 7:58:31 PM EDT
[#23]
Dear ______________ (insert diety of choice), will this thread just not go ahead and die?


Woody
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:35:35 PM EDT
[#24]

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Did you know that in WWI, the troops would have to pee on their cloth gasmasks in order to use them?



It was for countering Chlorine gas, no worky for mustard agent however.



This is interesting/odd.   Mixing household ammonia and bleach (sodium hypochlorite) is a no-no, gives off some toxic gas.  Years ago, some guys working part time at a local college tried that mix on the restroom floor and one passed out & conked his head on the floor.  

So what are the products of pee and chlorine, and are they non-toxic (I'd hope so, if the soldiers had those gas mask instructions)???
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:45:59 PM EDT
[#25]

Does urinating on your feet really prevent foot fungus?


Only if you take your shoes off first...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:52:48 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:55:45 PM EDT
[#27]
I only piss on my feet if I'm really really drunk.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:03:23 PM EDT
[#28]

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now that your feet are cleared up here is something for internal cleansing

see here


be sure to read the FAQ



www.cafepress.com/bcandle

wtf...

buttcandle.com/bboard/bbfile.html

hahahahahaha.. .some funny shit on that one!


I tried your "butt candle" and unfortunately, had eaten beans earlier that day. I farted and created a flame that extended 6 feet, ignited my curtains and proceeded to burn down my house. I hate to ask, but in the ensueing fire, my butt candle melted. Do you guys think you could replace it, for say half-price?
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