Posted: 8/11/2005 4:57:23 PM EDT
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A visiting minister's prayer: Dear Lord, "he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without You we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one little girl (who had been listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point. |
