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Posted: 8/9/2005 6:11:54 PM EDT
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I think I need to change my shorts, and my throat hurts from laughing so damn much.
Kharn |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 6:14:36 PM EDT
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I hope our hero (the guy scamming the scammers) lives in a shall-issue CCW state and that he carries. Obviously all that "i am going to send the govnor to you hous to dead you" stuff is just a bunch of hot air, but you never know... one of these guys (especially the one in Cole v2.0 who really got raped on shipping charges) might have a relative or friend in the U.S. whom he could send to extract his revenge.
--Mike |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 6:55:00 PM EDT
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Why is he an asshole? Hell, if I met him, I'd take him out for drinks! 
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Posted: 8/9/2005 7:29:56 PM EDT
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That shit is just too damn funny. Thank you so much for the link to that site. One and a half hours into it so far... I could read that stuff for days, and probably will....
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Posted: 8/9/2005 10:34:32 PM EDT
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Finished and reading Cole V2.0 (68 Pages)
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Posted: 8/9/2005 11:19:24 PM EDT
[#6]
tag.
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:00:30 AM EDT
[#7]
Tag.... I haven't even gotten past page one yet, and I can't stop laughing!
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:12:56 AM EDT
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What does MUGU mean?
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:27:09 AM EDT
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Though I don't know the origin of the term, it looks like that's the nickname they use to refer to the Nigerian scammers. --Mike |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:30:48 AM EDT
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tag
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:55:22 AM EDT
[#11]
tag
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:59:03 AM EDT
[#12]
TAG
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Posted: 8/10/2005 5:01:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/10/2005 5:07:34 AM EDT
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tag
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Posted: 8/10/2005 5:38:59 AM EDT
[#15]
Its sort of a "turnabout" thing. MUGO is the nigerians' term for their "mark," when they're running a scam. So when the scambaiters get involved, their marks are the Nigerians. |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:07:58 AM EDT
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I've been reading it on and off for two days. I don't have the heart to read the whole thing at once, but it is funny.
I got to page 20 and thought I was passout laughing so hard at all the photoshop work. R. |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:17:05 AM EDT
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And the best part is that they're sending him those photoshops! The second one kills me: After this Nigerian and his boss are out $15K already, he sends them a frigging clothes dryer. International shipping. OMFG! |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:58:02 AM EDT
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tag
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Posted: 8/10/2005 9:33:18 AM EDT
[#19]
Ok, next question... what is this "Clique Mob" they keep referring to?
--Mike |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 10:13:41 AM EDT
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Kharn |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 10:41:06 AM EDT
[#21]
That is some funny shiite! "I know you will enjoy my anus as many have before!"  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 10:42:35 AM EDT
[#22]
Why? Did you Shart them! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 11:37:40 AM EDT
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tag for home
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Posted: 8/10/2005 11:42:44 AM EDT
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This is the Clique Mob he was refering to :  Notice that Saw of Dead is not present, but Stick of Dead is. |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:18:56 PM EDT
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This thing is great! I've been reading it off and on for two days and had to stop to regenreate more tears from laughing so hard. I'm going to have to see if these guys need a donation to keep going with this idea. It's about time some of these creeps got what was coming to them.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 7:32:24 AM EDT
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Hey guys / gals!
Thanks for visiting theScamBaiter, i'm the owner theFAILURE from that site. I noticed in my Forums Statistics page that I was getting many referrals from this forum, so I had to check it out. I registered to come by and say thanks for all the kind words you have posted. Cole v2.0 will be getting yet another shipment this week, maybe a min-refrigerator, Will be decorated as usual :). He also sent me in another pic this week, and I didn’t even ask for it this time.?? What goes on inside these scammer’s heads besides greed, we will never know. Thanks again! |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:25:59 AM EDT
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Hey, thanks for dropping by! And please watch your back.
--Mike |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:33:27 AM EDT
[#28]
Absolutely friggen awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scambaiter added to my favorites section. I love this sh..... Payback is an absolute b................... 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 8:46:47 AM EDT
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theFAILURE:
Without getting into any details about your location, I wonder if you are at all concerned that all those FedEx manifests showing your ship-from address to the scammers? Given that some of the Nigerians you've duped have actually been located in CONUS, I hope you've got your business in a location that allows you to keep a gun behind the counter in case one of these guys shows up for revenge. As for Cole 2.0, however, I think he's scared shitless because "BUTCH" sent in snuff photos of Butch's employees.... ... still, I agree: Watch your back. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:11:26 AM EDT
[#30]
"Put your business in your anus"
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:32:21 AM EDT
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Hey guys thanks for the concern.
I have been freight baiting for almost 9 years, my store is next to a police station :) There is always police around, and most of the time, they are in my store hanging out, and they like Anus Laptops as well! Never had an issue, and hopefully I never do. Hmm, I wonder if they will ask “Is this anus laptops, and if so, where is Butch?” I just got a call from Cole v2.0 today, the thread is updated. Short but sweet! |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 10:10:58 AM EDT
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Sig line test
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:58:37 PM EDT
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Have you ever cost your target $20,000+ in shipping charges? In other words, do you have Cole v2.0's on a regular basis, or is he the biggest one yet? I ask because that's an awful lot of money... I know it's unlikely that this Cole guy would try to, or even be able to get into this country and find you, but with all the money his "boss" has thrown away so far, it's not too far of a stretch to imagine him paying another $1000 or so to a buddy of his who lives in the northeast U.S. to visit you, with instructions to "guarantee" the Anus laptops really do get shipped this time (and/or to kill you). In short, police station next door or not, get a pistol if you don't already have one! You sound like a Glock kinda guy to me. :) And I'm sure you'd find no shortage of people here from your area willing to accompany you to the range for some familiarization lessons. --Mike |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:28:32 PM EDT
[#34]
tag
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Posted: 8/14/2005 10:06:53 PM EDT
[#35]
Maybe you'll be able to tell us what the best caliber is for Nigerian Scammer Hitsquads. 
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Posted: 8/14/2005 10:21:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2005 10:31:27 PM EDT
[#37]
taggity, great stuff.
I take good care of my Anus. |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 10:43:12 PM EDT
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all of your anus are belong to us
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Posted: 8/15/2005 3:28:48 PM EDT
[#39]
Freight Bait are just some of the stuff we do to them.
Check out this testicle torture: NOT WORK SAFE AT ALL!!! thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3489&page=3 That points right to the good stuff have Thanks again. |
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Posted: 8/15/2005 3:46:53 PM EDT
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OK, that's just teh ghey! Best line ever: Butch Driveshaft says something about the photos being a fake penis. In response, the Nigerian says: "do you mean i cant recognise my brother dick when I see it." Survey SAYS: HILLARIOUS! |
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Posted: 8/15/2005 3:52:44 PM EDT
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tagged
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Posted: 8/15/2005 5:00:25 PM EDT
[#42]
I can't take it. It is too damn funny. I am only up to page 20 so far and I'm laughing my ass off.
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Posted: 8/15/2005 5:45:15 PM EDT
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tag for later
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Posted: 8/15/2005 5:54:32 PM EDT
[#44]
 - It's like a cheap novel. Man they missed their calling. They should be writing screenplay for Lifetime Channel.
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Posted: 8/15/2005 5:56:41 PM EDT
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They guy with the stick looks RETARDED! |
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Posted: 8/15/2005 5:59:54 PM EDT
[#46]
OMG! this is the funniest damn thing I've read in a while! Bookmarked!
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Posted: 8/15/2005 6:06:27 PM EDT
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Butch Driveshaft gets ripped off at the liquor store:
media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/mp3/misc/corona.mp3 |
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Posted: 8/15/2005 6:06:41 PM EDT
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OMG he tied....to his....
OUCH |
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Posted: 8/15/2005 6:22:57 PM EDT
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awsome!
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Posted: 8/15/2005 6:37:38 PM EDT
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I laughed so freaking hard my stomach hurts!!
Keep it up theFailure, great going!! |
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