Posted: 8/6/2005 8:39:17 AM EDT
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Ain't it the truth. Brad Paisley hit it dead nuts. I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe in a lie I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size Well I've been known to cause a few break ups and I've been known to cause a few births I can make you new friends Or get you fired from work And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin the bars lots of big money and helpin white people dance I got you in trouble in high school but college now that was a balll You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me. Alcohol Alcohol I got blamed at your wedding reception for your best man's embarrassing speech and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach I've influenced kings and world leaders I helped Hemingway write like he did and I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you put that lampshade on your head And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bourdeaux, France Been makin a fool out of folks just like you And helpin white people dance I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.... Alcohol.     HS1 |
