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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:18:53 AM EDT
[#1]
So he says, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:19:50 AM EDT
[#2]
....that'll buff right out.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:23:21 AM EDT
[#3]
honest your honor, that's how I ended up with a 16 yo girl
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:28:56 AM EDT
[#4]
"Why not, I'm a fungi!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:30:55 AM EDT
[#5]
...Because she' given her last blowjob.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:31:03 AM EDT
[#6]
"That's your air freshener swinging back and forth, ma'am."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:39:02 AM EDT
[#7]
I bit her tit, she farted, then flew out the window.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:49:58 AM EDT
[#8]
no soap; radio.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:58:01 AM EDT
[#9]
They don't sell crack there.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 12:29:01 PM EDT
[#10]
"I said POSSE!"
"The same kind of guy who'd name his pit bull Jesus." "Doesn't matter -- you already told her twice." "Ground beef." "No one inspects the Spammish repetition!" |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 12:43:09 PM EDT
[#11]
"They're right! We DO taste like chicken!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 12:50:07 PM EDT
[#12]
"nope. Fraid knot"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 12:55:13 PM EDT
[#13]
"Orange you glad I am not an apple?"
"No honey. That's how mommy makes jewlery!" "Did you think I'd wish for a 12 inch pianist?" "Heblew" "Man-chew Man" "Patrick Fritzgerald" |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 1:44:43 PM EDT
[#14]
"Hold ma beer!"
 and "Why yes dear, I'm a gunner on the Space Shuttle." 
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:12:29 PM EDT
[#15]
From a blonde joke: Duh, RED truck!
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:20:58 PM EDT
[#16]
"BlondeStar; Always on because you're always Blonde"
"With frongs like these, who needs anemones?" "What, you don't like pizza?" |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:27:37 PM EDT
[#17]
"Aw crap, not another breathalyzer!!!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:28:11 PM EDT
[#18]
"Fuck you, Clown"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:32:58 PM EDT
[#19]
"Ever since he ate that cue ball he always checks everything he eats to make sure it will fit."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:35:31 PM EDT
[#20]
So I got a buck for a duck, a fuck for a duck, and a fucked up duck for 25 bucks!
Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:36:03 PM EDT
[#21]
chuncks is my dog
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:36:35 PM EDT
[#22]
So the priest says, "That's not holy water!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:49:20 PM EDT
[#23]
That couldn't have been my goat , he was tied to a log .
Help me find my keys and we can drive out ! It doesnt stop till it gets 5 gallons . My friend is out there picking watermelons . Ding-A-ling mutha fucker ding-A-ling ! What did the chicken do wrong ? He told me it was Gabriel's horn , and Ive been blowing on it for 20 years . Well if that brings life .... Stick it up the camels ass and lets get going !! |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:51:51 PM EDT
[#24]
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:02:09 PM EDT
[#25]
"Oh I see you're a policeman too"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:20:01 PM EDT
[#26]
"That was a bar bitch you ate."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:40:14 PM EDT
[#27]
[rocko] then i'll take a coke[/rocko]
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:44:59 PM EDT
[#28]
"...so I stuffed it in her pooper and posted pics..."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:45:54 PM EDT
[#29]
"Yeah! Daddy says I'm gunna get tits too!"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:46:57 PM EDT
[#30]
Then the octopus said commented about the bagpipes, "play them, if I can figure out how to get the pajamas off of it I'd fuck it."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:55:25 PM EDT
[#31]
And the hooker says, "No, but I would... If I had a pussy."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:56:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Na...she just lays there like her mama.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 5:05:41 PM EDT
[#33]
I never said she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:32:58 PM EDT
[#34]
"Get away from him spot, before he shits all over you"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:42:41 PM EDT
[#35]
"I'm John Kerry and I approve this message."
Do I win? |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:45:31 PM EDT
[#36]
... "You fuckers are my kind of people."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:47:04 PM EDT
[#37]
Or as my grandad told it I said I need a hammer.......I left tit in the tool box. 
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:47:21 PM EDT
[#38]
"Watch porn movies and eat cheetos"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:49:22 PM EDT
[#39]
Seriously, you just gotta stop with that joke..... 
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:51:35 PM EDT
[#40]
"Because his shit was already packed."
Vulcan94 |
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Posted: 8/3/2005 10:53:13 PM EDT
[#41]
"No, I was blowing a drunk chinese guy and he barfed in my hair"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:10:31 PM EDT
[#42]
"See that guy over there crying? I just bet him a thousand bucks that I could piss in your face and make you laugh."
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:12:37 PM EDT
[#43]
"if she finds her way home don't f--k her"
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Posted: 8/3/2005 11:48:29 PM EDT
[#44]
So a baby seal walked into a club...
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Posted: 8/4/2005 12:33:28 AM EDT
[#45]
You idiot! I said "snatch your kiss!"
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Posted: 8/4/2005 12:42:04 AM EDT
[#46]
"only two, but I don't know how the hell they got in there"
"because he had no arms!" "fo drizzle" "a stick!" "none, he fell" |
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Posted: 8/4/2005 12:47:05 AM EDT
[#47]
"finger-paint"
Just heard it tonight
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Posted: 8/4/2005 3:37:36 AM EDT
[#48]
"And what did Eve get?
Multiple orgasms, of course!" |
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Posted: 8/4/2005 3:41:12 AM EDT
[#49]
"Doritos!"
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Posted: 8/4/2005 3:41:55 AM EDT
[#50]
"Because of that last incident with the cue ball, he now measures everything to his ass before eating it."
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