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AR15.COM
7/15/2001 4:02:38 PM EDT
Number of physicians in the US:  700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year:  120,000
Accidental deaths per physician 0.171

Number of gun owners in the US:  80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups):1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

**FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor.**

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.  We must ban doctors before this gets out of control.  As a Public Health Measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.