Posted: 7/18/2005 7:49:30 PM EDT
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I FELL out of a Porta-Potty today... Yes I was done... walking out and they placed it on a hill... didnt think there was too big of a step and WHOOOOOOMP!! Why do I share these stories with you all?? 
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LOL! But seriously, fallin' out of a porter potty is something I'd do on purpose. I always have fun in those... usually come strutting out with TP trailing from my pants leg. And I hold LOUD conversations while inside... to myself. There's typically a crowd of people gathered around it by the time I come out. (Yes I am sooooooooo easily amused...) |
I think you need to change your avatar line to "Gone..INto the crapper". Also, when one of my professors was younger him and some friends pushed their neighbor's outhouse back about 10 feet. In the middle of the night they heard an "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!" and realized the neighbor was chest high in sewage  . Most wicked prank I've ever heard of. FS |
Thats MY kind of humor. My bride used to be in total embarrasment of me... Now she instigates the pranks... (Some of the time) |
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This reminds me of a joke: A little boy is so tired of cleaning the outhouse. It's his chore and he has to do it every week. He comes up with a plan to get rid of the outhouse so he doesn't have to clean it any more. This outhouse is down near the creek and not too far off the bank. One day there's a hard rain and the creek starts to flood. The little boy figures now's my chance, I can make it look like an accident. He goes out and pushes the outhouse into the swollen creek. The next morning his father wakes up the little boy and says, "Son, the outhouse is gone." The little boy seemed very surprised. The father asks, "Son, do you know what happened to the outhouse?" "No daddy, no idea." "You didn't push the outhouse into the creek did you?" Well, all of a sudden the little boy feels guilty and admits his mischief. Then he proceeds to remind his daddy of the story where George Washington chopped down the cherry tree and didn't get in trouble because he told the truth. His father just shook his head and said, "Well son, that's all well and good, but George Washington's daddy wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down." MJD |
So, you mean to say that you didn't really just fall out of the outhouse, but rather she tipped it over and you came rolling out? 
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Nah, havent gotten her to that point.... Yet. 
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