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7/17/2005 8:53:07 PM EDT
...is f'ing hilarious!

That is all.
7/17/2005 8:53:38 PM EDT
[#1]
tater salad and tater tot.
7/17/2005 8:54:47 PM EDT
[#2]
I bagged a deer goin' 55mph/w my headlights on and the horn blowin'
7/17/2005 8:54:59 PM EDT
[#3]
"point BLANK range"
7/17/2005 8:57:44 PM EDT
[#4]
The wheel fell off... it fell off.... it fell the fuck off!
7/17/2005 8:58:00 PM EDT
[#5]
" ...I don't know how many it would take?........but I know how many they were gonna use!!"

Guys nuts!
7/17/2005 9:00:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
"point BLANK range"



"A guy in Detroit fired 8 rounds and hit 9 people and these guys fired 20 shots and can't hit a Suburban"
7/17/2005 9:01:02 PM EDT
[#7]
"I believe..... ignorance of the law is not an excuse.  I am quoting a NYC judge."

" I dont want to be drunk in publiK, I want to be drunk in a Bar."
7/17/2005 9:02:43 PM EDT
[#8]
'You got me....you got the tater."

"apperantly he had a lot to live for."....

"Stright to the scene of the crash....I bet we beat the ambulances there by half a hour."
7/17/2005 9:03:33 PM EDT
[#9]
"You can't make a guy to go 3 months without sex and expect him not to sleep with someone else...I know I've seen me do it!"
7/17/2005 9:04:23 PM EDT
[#10]
"...cupens..."  
7/17/2005 9:04:38 PM EDT
[#11]
He's funny but he needs to develop new material.
7/17/2005 9:09:40 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
He's funny but he needs to develop new material.


Yeah, the drunk loser bit has been done to death.
7/17/2005 9:11:43 PM EDT
[#13]
" Some states are trying to abolish the death penalty.....we're puttin in an express lane..."
7/17/2005 9:14:45 PM EDT
[#14]
"Hey Ron, should we clean up? Fuck it! Move to another floor. We'll Conga up there, somebody grab my butt."




I take Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy on road trips. It makes the time pass really quickly.
7/18/2005 3:16:57 AM EDT
[#15]
Rodney Carrington is funnier!

But Ron White is still funny.

He beats the hell out of that Larry The Cable Guy poser.
7/18/2005 3:22:40 AM EDT
[#16]
"thank goodness for POOT, and his considerable skills!"
7/18/2005 3:25:16 AM EDT
[#17]
"You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?"
7/18/2005 4:46:47 AM EDT
[#18]
Diamonds, that'll shut her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/18/2005 4:53:52 AM EDT
[#19]
"Osama: I Hate Grape Jelly!"
7/18/2005 4:54:41 AM EDT
[#20]
I like drinkin in pub-lik!
7/18/2005 5:03:05 AM EDT
[#21]
"It isn't THAT the wind is blowing  --  it's WHAT the wind is blowing.  If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning."
7/18/2005 5:05:39 AM EDT
[#22]
You see my van over there?  I Fu@k your sister in it.
7/18/2005 5:10:16 AM EDT
[#23]
for your listing enjoyment.

syphonsyn.com/mp3/
7/18/2005 5:20:36 AM EDT
[#24]
"So I walk into this club with my hat on......"


"Your being charged with public intoxication"

"I was intoxicated in the bar, they are the ones who put me in the public...arrest them!"
7/18/2005 5:36:51 AM EDT
[#25]
"You know how it is with titties, when you've seen one pair....................





.... you wanna see ALL of them."




CMOS
7/18/2005 6:04:29 AM EDT
[#26]
"diamonds, that'll shut er up"
7/18/2005 7:09:33 AM EDT
[#27]
it's not "that" the winds a blowin', it's "what" the winds a blowin, if you're hit by a volvo it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did.
7/18/2005 7:15:25 AM EDT
[#28]
"I'm a pretty good dog, but if you don't pet me once in a while, it's kinda hard to keep me on the porch"
7/18/2005 7:18:28 AM EDT
[#29]
"So I ask the guy, real politely, how do you sleep at night you fuckin' prick?"
7/18/2005 7:21:34 AM EDT
[#30]
"Who gets hit by a train?  Its not like they hide it bushes."
"I hate thoes trains jumping out of bushes at you."
"so if you see a train comming for you, do this....."

*steps to the side*
7/18/2005 7:27:10 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
for your listing enjoyment.

syphonsyn.com/mp3/
7/18/2005 7:28:13 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
...is f'ing hilarious!

That is all.


I cant stand the guy. I dont know why he just irritates me.
7/18/2005 7:29:31 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
He's funny but he needs to develop new material.


Yeah, the drunk loser bit has been done to death.



Thats exactly why I cant stand him. He is a one trick pony.
7/18/2005 7:41:27 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
He's funny but he needs to develop new material.



+1000000

He is amazing...but his "routine" has become just that! When he does get more material it will be hard to find somebody as funny.
7/18/2005 7:48:18 AM EDT
[#35]
My GF took me to see him for Valentines day...
7/18/2005 7:51:41 AM EDT
[#36]
Definitely one of the funnier stand-ups I've seen... too bad he can't come up with any new material.
7/18/2005 6:26:54 PM EDT
[#37]
... that guy is funnier-n-fuck
7/18/2005 6:45:46 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
"You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?"
7/18/2005 6:46:19 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
"So I walk into this club with my hat on......"


"Your being charged with public intoxication"

"I was intoxicated in the bar, they are the ones who put me in the public...arrest them!"



"At this point I had the right to remain silent. But I didn't have the ability."
7/19/2005 1:54:43 AM EDT
[#40]
Kinda off topic, but I heard from two different people that Ron White died recently of Liver Failure.  Can anybody that can kill this rumor?
7/19/2005 2:09:22 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Kinda off topic, but I heard from two different people that Ron White died recently of Liver Failure.  Can anybody that can kill this rumor?




Why not go straight to the horse's mouth?

Tatersalad.com
7/19/2005 2:10:18 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Kinda off topic, but I heard from two different people that Ron White died recently of Liver Failure.  Can anybody that can kill this rumor?


No problem!  The little teal guy is the rumor:
7/19/2005 4:10:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Kinda off topic, but I heard from two different people that Ron White died recently of Liver Failure.  Can anybody that can kill this rumor?


I had heard the same thing. Found tatersalad.com and it didn't say a thing.
7/19/2005 4:16:30 PM EDT
[#44]
"I don't think so, Scooter...."

He's good but I agree he needs new material.
7/19/2005 6:59:34 PM EDT
[#45]
"I have the right to remain silent, I just don't have the ability...."
7/19/2005 7:34:45 PM EDT
[#46]
7/19/2005 8:14:02 PM EDT
[#47]
" Now I dont know how many of them it was gonna take to kick my ass but I knew how many they were planning on using...."

"but she wouldnt take the mydol"  
7/19/2005 8:20:35 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
The wheel fell off... it fell off.... it fell the fuck off!


I have worked in a tire shop for many a year, and I almost pissed myself when I saw that bit.
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