Posted: 7/13/2005 9:46:30 AM EDT
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This has to be one of the greatest movies of all time. What is your favorite line or sceen in it? I always enjoy lines like: You have a message from headquarters. Headquarters! What is it? It is a big building with generals, but that is not important right now.   It was on A&E the other night 
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There's a call for you on the radio. The radio? What is it? It's a little green box about so long and so wide, has lots of buttons and dials, but that's not important right now. The tower? The tower? Rapunzel!! We have clearance Clarence Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? We would like you to have this flower...(THAWP) Care to make a donation...(THUNK) Jews for Jesus...(WHAM) Or from number two... We are off course just a tad. Excuse me miss, what's a tad? Well, in space terms that's about a half a million miles. Oh.. that's interesting. Miss, are you telling us everything? Well, not exactly. We're also out of coffee... AAAARGH!!!!! Well, what have you figured out? We've figured out that the red lights go forwards and backwards That's it? Why would they spend so much money on a machine with little red lights that go forwards and backwards? Stryker...Stryker... STRYKER! (THWAP) NTM |
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Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? UH... Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit. |
