Posted: 7/9/2005 7:45:43 PM EDT
A guy wakes up in the morning after a night out drinking and goes to take a piss. As he pulls his dick out to piss he notices two different colored markings ringing his dick, one red and one brown. Being a nervous sort he goes straight to his doctor to get checked out. The sawbones examines him and says, " well pardner I have good news and bad news." The fellow tells the doctor to give him the good news first. Doc say's, " the good news is that the red ring is definitely lipstick. The bad news is that the brown ring is Copenhagen." I slay me! |