Posted: 7/6/2005 5:20:09 PM EDT
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Game me and my friends play sometimes when we get bored. Consider 3 females at a time and decide of the three which you'd marry, mistress and kill. Just a note we have no actual intention to kill anyone, it's a game. OK, first three - the girls from "Friends" (the characters - not the actual actresses). Name which ones you'd marry, mistress and kill and the reasons why you made those decisions. Rachel (Jennifer Anniston) - I'd marry Rachel because of the 3 she is the least annoying. Also she is a self centered, spoiled brat who I'd have to watch the most so she didn't fuck around on me. Plus she'd make a decent trophy wife. Monica (Courteney Cox) - I'd have for a mistress because she is so annoying I could only take her for short durations at a time. She is hot enough to be a fuck buddy but has way too much baggage to be a wife. Plus she is such a pain in the ass I wouldn't mind putting her through the problems associated with being a "chick on the side." Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow) - Definiely the chick who would have to die. She's the "quirky"one which is female code for "too fucking annoying to be tolerated." She could be hot enough to be "fuck buddy" material but when she opens her mouth you just want to kill her with a stick. OK, Rachel, Monica and Pheobe...marry, mistress or kill. How would you decide? And yes I've seen "Friends", not my favorite show but my wife watches it. |
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Rachel (Jennifer Anniston) - mistress at best-high maintenance Monica (Courteney Cox) - I haven't seen that show in years, she used to be the most normal of that bunch, she seems most "marryable" but who knows what happened in the past 5ish years? Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow) -Kill for reasons stated above |
I'd say you pretty much nailed it. |
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I am happy to say, besides knowing "Friends" is a TV show, I have no idea who you are talking about. Celebs are not your friends, really.  Prime time TV should send out a signal that ,after so many hours of exposure, changes your brain chemistry and allows your head to be detonated when the right tone is broadcast... |
Damn that's a fucked up selection. Ok, here goes... Marry Chelsea. Would be fun to make her buy me assault weapons every month. I'd marry her strictly for the cash and so I could act like a dick to her family on holidays. Imagine me at the Christmas table..."Yeah you were the President...Big Fucking Deal...you still got caught with your dick out.." Mistress Monica. Chubby girls try harder and you know she swallows. Hillary. Easy, you know she's gonna die. |
Ok and thank you for that. I don't remember starting a topic called "Celebrities are your friends..." but ok. Thank you for your input, you can now return to your basement and your few belonging that aren't made by "damn commies" and eat the 3 kinds of approved food in your home that isn't made by "damn hippies" and listen to your shortwave radio because it is the only medium that isn't overun by "damn hippie / commie celebrities." Make sure you have the tin foil strapped on tight because they send the secret signal out at 8:00pm. |
8????? Damn they lied to me. 
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Damn you!! I just woke up the kid when I read your response and bust out with a laugh. Now I'm in trouble and damned if I'm going to be able to explain why I was laughing to the wife. But in all fairness, I bow to your brilliance, sir. The Monica, Chelsea, Hillary combo made me gag at first, but you've not only managed to put a positive spin on it, you made the thought down right apealing. 
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OK for these three. I'd marry Kelly (Jacklyn) because she is actually the hottest and most tolerable of the three. I'd have Jill (Farrah) for a mistress because what the hell else could she be? Remember this is like 30 years ago and nobody keeps a mistress that long. And Sabrina (Kate) would have to die. She has that short feminist "Rhoda" hairstyle that I have always despised. |
Poor Phoebe, I've always thought she was the prettiest. Albeit a bit odd but she does claim to have super human flexiblity abilities. That has to count for something? Patty |
<always had it for the professor...smart guys CAN be yummy.... What a FUN topic BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I realize Patty and I are crashing and I am gonna vote: Marry Chandler: He's damned funny Keep Joey as a Lover: He's Italian...'nuff said! Cliff to ol' Ross: can you say BORING????????????????????????????? |
Good. It'll be easier to stuff the body in the trunk before rigor sets in. See, it counts for something. 
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Have to go with Phoebe too. Different is what makes the world go round. Quirky is OK. It gives you latitude to act strangely yourself sometimes. The Anniston character is too self-absorbed in the wrong way. Courteney Cox character just a little dull for me. ETA never watched a full show. |
Well... THAT one I can stomach, anyway...  I'd marry Jacklyn, and I don't wouldn't DARE cheat on her... so Kate doesn't get the "Mistress" slot, and I gotta agree, Farrah is the one most "worthy" of death... but again, I wouldn't do it, so .... But Jacklyn Smith is at least in the top 10 "finest" people/things to come out of the state of Texas!
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C'mon. Do the Clinton Trio. If we can hack it so can you.
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The Friends chicks? Can we change the rules to Bang, strangle, and shoot. I'd lke to bang Rachel, strangle Monica, and shoot Phoebe. Rachel is the only one that doesn't make me cringe... and she's only just bordering on tolerable. Monica is irritating and I don't think she's all that hot... she is in desperate need of a sammich. Phoebe is about the most irritating character on just about any show. She has to die. |