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5/24/2005 8:24:51 AM EDT
We have a new camera, and my camera-fu is weak, but here is my lunch, Defender, Bushmaster, automatic knife, ammo and an antler (for style);

5/24/2005 8:28:41 AM EDT
[#1]

A salad (with no meat)!?  Meds!?  post-ban!?  A ten-rd mag!?

What, do you live in CA or something?


p.s.  I do like your computer set-up, however
5/24/2005 8:32:16 AM EDT
[#2]
MY EYES!!!...oh wait, it was taken out of focus...
5/24/2005 8:35:43 AM EDT
[#3]
-5 for being out of focus ...
5/24/2005 8:40:02 AM EDT
[#4]
-3 for the BEANIE BABY duck you bought at a gun show! (upper RH corner)

napkin, stapler, ruler...
5/24/2005 8:55:02 AM EDT
[#5]
Wheres the beef?
5/24/2005 9:00:39 AM EDT
[#6]
Am I drunk or is that blurry?  Doesn't  that camera have a flash?  Or use a tripod or something to keep it steady!  Good lord man!
5/24/2005 9:00:44 AM EDT
[#7]
ROTFL!!!!  I'm still learning to operate the camera, and I'm not very steady either. I'll have to dig out the tripod for my next attempt.
   The salad has grilled chicken on it, and it's gooooooooooooodd!!!!!!!  I got used to these when I had to lose weight last year, before they'd snip out my Prostate. Now that my weight is down I'm attempting to keep it that way. Besides, I really like these salads and they're only a few dollars at WallyWorld. I mostly have Mrs. GoGop make my salads, but these are kind of a treat.
 Oh yeah, I have six meds I gotta take every day to keep from croakin' and stuff, and I bought my Bushy during the Clinton Ban. I do have a couple 30 rounders that I've bought through the EE, but I forgot to get them out. (Rookie mistake). Next time I'll do better. I'll also work on focus, and my son gave me the Beanie Baby Mallard because I duck hunt. I've got real one mounted, so maybe I'll put him in the next pic.
  Thanks for the 'puter compliment. I'm quite pleased with my set-up, except that I still need/want to get a new motherboard. (I'm still using my first one from 2000). [eek]
5/24/2005 9:06:07 AM EDT
[#8]
What's with the penis on the computer monitor screen?
5/24/2005 9:10:27 AM EDT
[#9]
hey I have the same switchblade!

I will be doing a dinner pic later, look out for it
5/24/2005 9:24:25 AM EDT
[#10]
minus points for the camera focus and no meat, I'll give you bonus points for the computer tower, and the fact its a 20"
5/24/2005 9:29:25 AM EDT
[#11]
-1 for no meat.
-1 for no measuring device (ruler or tape)
-1 for blurry pic.

+2 for the Puerta Rican Pimp Sticker (the knife)
5/24/2005 9:32:24 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
A salad (with no meat)!?  Meds!?  post-ban!?  A ten-rd mag!?

What, do you live in CA or something?


p.s.  I do like your computer set-up, however



I think that's a bushmaster 5-rd mag......
5/24/2005 9:33:22 AM EDT
[#13]
That picture is wrong on so many levels.
5/24/2005 9:39:28 AM EDT
[#14]
I give it a solid 3.2

I just woke up and tried wiping the crap out of my eyes for 5 minutes to see you picture properly.
5/24/2005 9:58:33 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A salad (with no meat)!?  Meds!?  post-ban!?  A ten-rd mag!?

What, do you live in CA or something?


p.s.  I do like your computer set-up, however



I think that's a bushmaster 5-rd mag......



Nope, It's a 10.
5/24/2005 11:35:39 AM EDT
[#16]
Is that two bottles of Welbutrin?  need to the anti-depressants before you handle the AR eh?

-2 for indicating you are a mentally un-stable gun owner ...
5/24/2005 12:06:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Where do I begin.....

-1 out of focus
-1 Glamour Shot
-1 10rd magazine??
-1 Stilleto automatic
-1 Ammo in factory holders and no spare mags
+2 Computer setup
+1 Extra Dressing

Not bad but you could do much better..try again tomorrow.
5/24/2005 12:15:54 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Is that two bottles of Welbutrin?  need to the anti-depressants before you handle the AR eh?

-2 for indicating you are a mentally un-stable gun owner ...



That's 300mg Zantac to keep me from puking.

So here's the deal. I'm not eating another meal yet, but I wanted to try my camera-fu once more. I got out spare mags, an inert .50 cal shell, a tape measure and some frozen deer meat. (Ribs and tenderloin from a deer I shot). I used a tripod and flash too, so let's see how it looks;

5/24/2005 12:28:33 PM EDT
[#19]
I'll nominate you for the "Most Improved in a 4 hour period" award!
5/24/2005 12:35:31 PM EDT
[#20]
Well done Grasshopper.  Your pic fu is gaining strength.
5/24/2005 12:39:38 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
ROTFL!!!!  I'm still learning to operate the camera, and I'm not very steady either. I'll have to dig out the tripod for my next attempt.
   The salad has grilled chicken on it, and it's gooooooooooooodd!!!!!!!  I got used to these when I had to lose weight last year, before they'd snip out my Prostate. Now that my weight is down I'm attempting to keep it that way. Besides, I really like these salads and they're only a few dollars at WallyWorld. I mostly have Mrs. GoGop make my salads, but these are kind of a treat.
 Oh yeah, I have six meds I gotta take every day to keep from croakin' and stuff, and I bought my Bushy during the Clinton Ban. I do have a couple 30 rounders that I've bought through the EE, but I forgot to get them out. (Rookie mistake). Next time I'll do better. I'll also work on focus, and my son gave me the Beanie Baby Mallard because I duck hunt. I've got real one mounted, so maybe I'll put him in the next pic.
  Thanks for the 'puter compliment. I'm quite pleased with my set-up, except that I still need/want to get a new motherboard. (I'm still using my first one from 2000). [eek]


GoGop, I like the food pic.  Unlike the REST OF YOU PEOPLE! 10 of 10.  
5/24/2005 12:49:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Awesome!!! Thanks!!!!!!
5/24/2005 12:51:31 PM EDT
[#23]
You still need hand grenades.

Hand grenades rule.

5/24/2005 12:55:28 PM EDT
[#24]
I have the same tape measure about 12 inches (better known as a foot) from my mouse hand here at work...
5/24/2005 1:02:57 PM EDT
[#25]
I'm hoping to get a couple inert grenades real soon. Either at the next gun show I attend or I'll just order them from CheaperThanDirt or Sportsman's Guide.
5/24/2005 1:12:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Salad - It's what food eats.
5/24/2005 1:24:38 PM EDT
[#27]
Dude! 10 rd mag? Come on get on the EE and get something with at least 20.
5/24/2005 1:33:45 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is that two bottles of Welbutrin?  need to the anti-depressants before you handle the AR eh?

-2 for indicating you are a mentally un-stable gun owner ...



That's 300mg Zantac to keep me from puking.

So here's the deal. I'm not eating another meal yet, but I wanted to try my camera-fu once more. I got out spare mags, an inert .50 cal shell, a tape measure and some frozen deer meat. (Ribs and tenderloin from a deer I shot). I used a tripod and flash too, so let's see how it looks;

img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/qwertyup/DragonsDog010.jpg



+7 for including parts from animals you killed ....
5/24/2005 1:35:43 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Dude! 10 rd mag? Come on get on the EE and get something with at least 20.

 It all looks very yummy......But that 10 rd mag............just makes everything else illrelevent.  Good try though.....  +9 1/2  

I forgot to add, put some serious meat into that dish..........A pork chop, burger or steak.