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Posted: 5/14/2005 8:37:06 PM EDT

President Bush addresses a gathering of the National Association of Realtors at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel in Washington, Friday, May 13, 2005. The audience welcomed his message on private accounts for Social Security and tax breaks for entrepreneurs and homeowners. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds) (Ron Edmonds - AP)

Posted: 5/14/2005 8:47:00 PM EDT

[#1]

But my left ball is THIS big!

Posted: 5/14/2005 8:48:05 PM EDT

[#2]

"When I squeezed Harry Reid's buttocks they were firm!"

Posted: 5/14/2005 8:48:26 PM EDT

[#3]

I told sadam to bend over and relax you will only feel a little pressure

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:01:47 PM EDT

[#4]

And then I grabbed Laura's behind and stuffed it in her ~~pooper~~ [that ARFCOM banned word]

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:03:14 PM EDT

[#5]

Evil hobbitses stole my preciousss !

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:04:36 PM EDT

[#6]

What immigration problem?

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:08:07 PM EDT

[#7]

I want to leave Iraq, BUT THE INSURGENTS KEEP PULLING ME BACK IN!!!!!

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:09:10 PM EDT

[#8]

This is for the HEAT guys "Cuz she has a GREAT ASS!!!"

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:15:17 PM EDT

[#9]

"The explosion started small but man did it get big and fireyey. Man I love our Military."

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:34:02 PM EDT

[#10]

Man and she had breasts out to here

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:38:55 PM EDT

[#11]

"I swear by all that i hold dear, her breasts really were THIS BIG."

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:42:40 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
This is for the HEAT guys "Cuz she has a GREAT ASS!!!"

love it!

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:50:07 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:53:15 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
This is for the HEAT guys "Cuz she has a GREAT ASS!!!"

love it!

And you got your head, ALL THE WAY UP IT!

Ferocious aren't I?

Posted: 5/14/2005 9:55:20 PM EDT

[#15]

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And you got your head, ALL THE WAY UP IT!

Ferocious aren't I?

That would be for the Cheney pic,

Posted: 5/14/2005 10:24:52 PM EDT

[#16]

"Hey Rumsfeld, pass me Osama's head."

Posted: 5/15/2005 2:33:31 PM EDT

[#17]

"Hey Rumsfeld, pass me Osama's head."

I had one, but this one was so superior, I think we should just let this stand.

And the winner is

CAJackal!!!

Posted: 5/15/2005 2:36:55 PM EDT

[#18]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

Posted: 5/15/2005 3:25:12 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/05/13/PH2005051300555.jpg
President Bush addresses a gathering of the National Association of Realtors at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel in Washington, Friday, May 13, 2005. The audience welcomed his message on private accounts for Social Security and tax breaks for entrepreneurs and homeowners. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds) (Ron Edmonds - AP)

If you let all of the hot air out of John Kerry, he's only this big.

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