Posted: 5/8/2005 3:30:28 AM EDT
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I go to fill out the paper work for on-line banking at a bank I use. There are three security questions that are mandatory. I can deal with "what's my favorite food", even though I don't have one, BUT "what's my favorite cartoon" and who's my favorite celebrity"....? Why don't they just say their average customer is a retard? Monday I'm going in, and it's gonna get stupid. Screw hollywood being involved with my banking....I don't watch cartoons. Whatever happened to "what's your momma's maiden name? I'm done. Oh, yeah, I got fingerprinted at my "good" bank the other day, that's for later.... 
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Submit to them your own security questions. Make them ask you your favorite AR-15 configuration. "What bullet weight would you use for prairie dogs at three hundred yards through a twenty inch 1/9 twist barrel?" "What is your favorite pie?" I sense a real opportunity here... |
I always cash my checks and need to always give two forms of ID an a fingerprint. 
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