Posted: 4/28/2005 7:29:44 AM EDT
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Dear Confused, Destroying a bridge might look easy in the movies, but remember: They're designed to withstand the immense shear-forces of wind and weather. Deploying an underwater M-32 satchel charge at the base of each load-bearing pylon looks like the answer, but it might not even shake a modern riveted steel highway or railroad bridge. Without delving into the complex language of the guerrilla combat engineer, the best advice I can give you is to forgo subtlety in favor of brute force: Put two satchel charges at each X-shaped trestle buck, and this should rob the bridge of any reinforcing strength and cause it to buckle nicely. |
And pray to hell that all the other 100's of men she slept with also wrapped it...and that yours doesn't break. Sgatr15 |
who the hell knows? but i will take a stab at it It either means you were really good or experienced or really unexperienced |
"do you have lots of girlfriends?" - "That the kind you sleep with on a regular basis or just once like this?" "how many have you slept with?" - "Oh, only about 80 or so honeybunch." she even goes on to ask how "big" i was - "Grab the ruler baby." She either walks out on you with the first question or you're in for a fun night. Double bag it. |
no this was afterwards when we had been having fun for a couple hours. I dont see why she needed a number answer she just said she was curious? 
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I think, at this point, you may be a bit confused with your sexuality. I'm convinced that this "cry for help" is a masked personal inquisition of why you had relations with another man. Don't deny it. Accept who you are and move on. ETA "Gay" means "happiness" in the dictionary if you're looking for justification. |
please tell me your joking, come on your a dude no girl wants to know that you have screwed the whole neighborhood. Tell them you only do it with special girls, personally i would say 3 as max anything more you might scare them. |
If I'm not mistaken GabbasaurusRex is a girl. 
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At that point in the game I am assuming that it was just idle/nervous chit-chat while you were readying the Saturn V for blast off. As you climb on just ask her if she likes horizonal matress dancing and while she is laughing, tee off on her real quick and watch the laugh come to a screaching halt. Don't listen to Sarge- he is just jealous that college cuties don't jump in HIS bed anymore. STDs? don't worry about anything that penicillin and a belt sander can get rid of. Good |
I am a girl, and I know the lines. Girls don't want to sleep with guys that have been around. Guys don't want to sleep with girls that have been around. So when the questions "how many people have you been with" comes up, one/both of them has subtracted 5. |
I now assume that every woman, for reasons not completely understood, has that attitude. I think it has something to do with being totally depraved, but wanting to be told otherwise. Anyway, having recognized that has made it a LOT easier to communicate w/ women in general...... |
She wanted to make sure you hadn't boned enough women to scare her, but that you had boned enough so that you weren't gonna disappoint her/waste her time if all she wanted was some pink steel. She obviously was hoping to find out that you weren't a micro-dicked plankton fu**er.  She was pretty much hitting you in the head with a 2x4 and asking you to bone her. Hopefully, you obliged. |
The Onion? |
yeah and dont worry i took care of it, although i a bit concerned because she is out with some dude tonight, supposedly just a friend Whatever we will see if she comes back here aftewards.
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