Posted: 4/19/2005 7:30:49 PM EDT
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So a Manhattan couple were out on their deck admiring the evening when, seeing a blinding light they were surprised to find themselves standing there with two "visitors" from outer space. The visitors, also a couple, were somewhat humanoid, and while their skin was a dark reddish bronze, could almost pass for human. And in their resemblance to humans, both had features and physique that humans would certainly find "attractive." The two couples exchanged introductions, and went into the living room where they talked most of the evening, discussing the wonders of the universe and their mutual joy at not being alone in the cosmos. By the time morning arrived, both couples noticed that each of them had been eyeing the opposite sex member of the other couple. Capitalizing on this, the visitors informed their human hosts that, on their home planet, it was customary and acceptable for couples that had made such a connection to seal their friendship by exchanging spouses for the evening. Now, the Manhattan couple were quite liberal, and both were also curious and strangely attractived to the alien couple. So after exchanging some ground rules, the male human and female alien retired to the bedroom, while the human female and male alien stayed in the living room. In the living room the lights were dimmed, and the human woman slowly undressed for the male alien, almost in a strip-tease type of dance. The male alien told her she was very beautiful, and responded by removing his clothing in like fashion. It was at this point that the human woman stood agast: The male alien had virtually NOTHING downstairs... she was shocked, and most disappointed when, seeing her reaction, the male alien whispered to her "Dear, its alright... our species has evolved in different ways, you need only to squeeze my nose -- a very sensitive area for us -- to see what I mean." Well, still a bit hesitant the human female squeezed his nose and upon doing so was delighted to see that a very large and sure to be quite satisfying appendage extended from the male alien's body. She had a very good night with him indeed. The next morning, after the two couples had exchanged their goodbyes, the human couple sat sipping a cup of coffee, and inevitably came to the point of exchanging comments on their experience. The woman told the man that while it was very weird having sex with an alien species, she found that it was extremely satisfying and had exceeded her expectations in every possible way. She looked up and noticed that her husband appeared very troubled at this revelation. "Don't worry honey, I'll always love you and you will always excite and invigorate me in heart, mind and body, no matter what. Please do not be jealous, we had an agreement about this." The husband responded. "Its not that I'm jealous, its just that I don't seem to have had as enjoyable an experience as you. The female alien was beautiful and seductive, and certainly very skilled in lovemaking, but dammit to hell if she didn't have the weirdest fetish. She kept squeezing my nose! All night! I mean, what the hell was that all about." |
