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Posted: 6/29/2001 1:29:31 AM EDT
In this corner, wearing black, is Koffee "the Mall Ninja" Annan [img]www.mcuzi.com/pics/mcun2.jpg[/img] In this corner, also wearing black, is our own hero, Blackmanwithagun! [img]www.blackmanwithagun.net/images/intropic.jpg[/img] Place your bets!
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 1:38:49 AM EDT
Easy...The Mall Ninja for three reasons.[uzi] 1. He has a shotgun, so it will be easier to hit his target. 2. The Mall Ninja is only facing one guy. Everyone knows that gangbangers only fight in groups. 3. And lastly the Mall Ninja because gangbangers don't practice, hence they rarely hit anything except while shooting from inside a car. sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 1:52:10 AM EDT
I think you should know that this guy claims to be in corporate security or something. Plus, he's got an MP-5. I would say even odds.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 2:00:07 AM EDT
I think he forgot the mag for that MP5. And he still looks like a Black Panther type to me. sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 2:08:09 AM EDT
mall ninja the mp5 isnt loaded :-)
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 3:36:06 AM EDT
1st, our hero Blackmanwithagun is no gangbanger or Black Panther type. He is a respected advocate for the 2nd Ammendment, and knows how to shoot. 2nd, he probably will initially win against The Mallninja, but lose round two because Mallninja has an international cartel of despots to fight for him. After Blackmanwithagun is either wounded or has to retreat, suddenly he is no longer alone as 85 million gunowners converge on the mall and kick the everliving crap out of the despot army, thereby winning the third and final round. (Just a dream I have)
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:18:21 AM EDT
Definitely Blackmanwithagun. He is wearing a Texas Ranger belt buckle!!!
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:26:27 AM EDT
Never bet against a ninja. NEVER!
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:30:52 AM EDT
A real Ninja(hired assasin) will never admit to being one. Compromises their profession. So is the mall ninja a real ninja or a wannabe. Kinda make you wonder about black man with a gun doesn't it.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 6:02:45 AM EDT
[img]http://www.jollydwarf.com/images/life3.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 9:44:40 AM EDT
The guy in the white suit looks like Cantinflas' and John Travolta's love child.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:13:04 PM EDT
Even though the MP5 is unloaded, Blackmanwithagun will use it as a club and beat the Mall Ninja senseless with it. [heavy]
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