[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Prostate exam (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/15/2005 7:42:19 PM EDT
I had my first prostate exam today. The doctor said "you are lucky I am a woman because my fingers are smaller". Well still felt very invasive but it is for a good cause I guess. I had a lower GI done once and whatever they stuck down there felt a lot bigger than a woman's finger. Feels great to get older. All that added to the fact that I am loosing all my hairs on my head but they seem to be growing everywhere else on my body. Let's not turn this thread into some kind of joke now. Please respect the sanctity of my bunghole.
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WTF is up with that? If I NEEDED hair on my back and shoulder, why did it wait until now to show up??? Sorry about your bunghole... 
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I don't think that's what the suicide help line is for!
Best of luck, sport. Anytime up until my 40th birthday, I'd have bet you $10,000 I'd never see it. When it came and went, I decided that premonition must have been about not living past 40. The day after my 41st birthday, I woke up confused, frightened, and wishing I had eaten better and exercised more. Don't kid yourself. This is America. You will die potbellied, hairy in all the wrong places, richer than 99% of the people on earth, and over 70. Be careful how you treat your body now. |
I am going to presume that you are familiar with the normal way this exam is done. You or the good doctor pulls a cheek aside, and he inserts the finger, right? The indian dude, instead of lubing up his finger, put KY on his whole hand, and instead of pulling my cheek aside, he sort of slid his hand up and down my ass crack, pushing in with his hand at the same time, until his hand was inside my ass crack, then he rocked his finger in, in the same manner. I felt like he mini-massaged my anus. Hard to explain, but kind of like how you fingerfuck a chick, using her own wetness to lubricate the area. It just felt offensively sexual, and I was shocked by it. I didn't even get pissed until afterwards, when I realized how weird it was. My whole ass crack was covered in KY, and was very messy to clean up compared to the normal SOP. Hopefully some doctor on here can post and allay my fears about this. Is it an "acceptable method" that you guys learn? DrJarhead? ARdoc? Has anyone at all had this same method used on them? |
EEEEEEWWWW That reminds of that "Friends" episode where Joey discovers that his tailor is a little different.  Yeah - I watched a "Friends" episode. Bite me. 
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And you're asking me this why? 
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I guess it is better than not using any lube at all. |
I told the doc last time he checked mine, to trim his finger nails next time. Imagine if you had to be examined by a guy with long fingers like those that basketball players have. The hair thing I can relate to. I wish my nose and ear hairs would quit growing and my body would concentrate on putting hair where it's supposed to be.......on top of my head. |
Isn't there a blood test you can do to test for prostate cancer? Patty PS quit your belly aching! A woman can't go to the doctor for a snius infection without them wanting to do a pelvic exam! 
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Humm.......  i'm feeling vastly outnumbered? Patty
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What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not know "the man code?" Such things happen, yes, but the man code dictates we never speak of such things. It's like pizza and beer: You can take either the last piece of pizza or the last beer, but the man code tells us we may not take both. 
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That's what my mother used to say because she had three sons and no daughters. Now I have a daughter and no son and am feeling outnumbered myself.
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 Reminds me of the Friends episoide where Joey has Chandler visit his seemstress. Very funny! Patty
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ah.....you've got a point there! FWIW I considered that as a new sig line but I'm just having too much fun with the one I have right now. Patty |