[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Changing diapers? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/14/2005 5:59:11 PM EDT
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I changed my son, when I couldn't get out of it. Some of my friends say they never changed the 1st smelly mess. Fess up: did you change the baby, or get the wife/gf/babysitter/woman next door to handle the situation? eta: I have changed more than my fair share. And, on more than one occasion we had to find a Wal-Mart to buy new clothes. When the crap was spread from head to toe was almost too much. |
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By the time I was 15, I'd changed more diapers than most mothers. I was the oldest of 5 kids. I was expected to pitch in in ALL aspects of family doings. Last year I changed the diapers of my neice's firstborn, and she marveled and said I had not lost my touch. (OTOH, I almost got the shit slapped out of me by my Sis at a party about 10 years ago. Some guy that didn't know she was my sis commented to me about her curvy ass. I looked at it and dryly commented that it sure didn't look like that ass that I had powdered and diapered so long ago! People that knew both of us said it was the first time they'd seen my sister speechless.) |
Exactly! I've changed more diapers then I care to remember. I've got three kids and changed their diapers. My second child was forced to use Nutramagen(sp?) and it makes the worst smelling shit you could imagine. |
I got to do the first one with my son and can say that there have been many since then that have been much worst. 
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 Too funny! Patty
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| had the dirty diaper blues for four years, bout the time we got one out of'em we had another, worst part was when they were about 11 or 12 months old and would shit their pants and pull the diaper off and crawl up on the bed in the morning, nothing like waking up gaging to the smell of baby shit. |
| How the hell can a father get out of changing diapers? I do it all the time. It's no big deal. What's the problem? Are there really men out there that get squeemish about a damn diaper? I've shoveled tons of pig and horse shit, cleaned every known bodily fluid in th emergency room, and after that, a kids diaper is pretty tame. I just don't understand why it's a big deal. |
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I'm in a world of s**t for the forseeable future.. 4 year old, 2 year old, and one due in May. I work nights so I get all the diaper changes and asswiping from 7am-3pm. I even have a 10 year old dog who occasionally needs her ass wiped or hosed off before she's allowed back in the house. |
I have changed them for both my son and my daughter. No biggie. However, as I shared here back in 2002, becareful how you dispose of them. I once nailed the wifey in the face with a balled up heavy wet one while attempting to toss it accross the room into the garbage can. Unfortunately for her she walked into the line of fire. Ooooo I thought I was so dead....
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You are not a MAN until you change your kid's diapers! |
He said it better than I could. |
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I'm a stay at home dad. I don't really have the option of not changing my son. Been at it for over a year now. I still keep a plastic trashcan on the side of the changing table, for me, just incase I have to hurl. I've come close, but never have lost my cookies. |
But I'll commit seppuku with a frisbee before I'll change any other mongrel's diaper. 
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Changed and rinsed the [cloth] diapers that we used with our kids years ago (they are now 16 and 19...so this was some time ago). Found a penny once in my daughter's sh*t. Lincoln had a distinct frown. Diaper server is way cool, IMO. [Edit: Started to Edit the term "Diaper Server" to "Diaper service"...but then realized "Diaper server" wasn't all that inaccurate. ] |
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My friend has his psycho wife (Ive told you guys about her) He was CONVINCED that while he is at work she didnt change the kid's diaper. Everyday he would come home he would be like WTF?? and his wife would just say "No, he just pooped a few minutes ago or he just had a lot of water" so one morning he changes his kid's diaper and writes on it "Hi Honey. Call me when you read this ... I love you" So when he gets home... there is the full diaper (AGAIN) and says I KNOW you didnt change it now!!! She says "OH BS!! I changed him twice today" He shows her the diaper on the kid and says "Really? then why didnt you call?" OH SHE WAS PISSED!!!... called him every name in the book. |
| I simply can't picture not changing her diaper if she needs it. My wife take care of most of em but if she's busy I'll take care of it. No way I'm going to let my girl sit in her crap till her ass turns red because "I don't change diapers". I have arms, they aren't broken. |
My goodness what pussified fucks we have here. Personally I won't let my child sit around in his(her) own shit. Its called having respect for your children. |
I'd be on fire if I found that out. My kid gets a rash in no time if she's left unchanged. Leaving a baby to cry and be in pain cause your too lazy to change a diaper would be spousal abuse level pissed if I found that. Made me mad just reading it. |