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3/10/2005 9:21:58 AM EDT
Just to show my girlfriend that I could do it, I vowed to go a day without ARFCom.  I lasted until after lunch, which should be solid proof to any thinking person that I do not have an addiction.  Still, her silly little female brain just doesn't get it.  I explained to her that you guys are my brain trust, that I could ask any questions on any subjects and get:

1.  A few reasoned, honest answers from experts.

2.  Tons of authoritatively expressed ignorance.

3.  Threats about the eternity I will spend in hell if I don't change my evil ways.

4.  A few good laughs that will make my day. And

5.  Condemnation from someone who plays with dolls.

So here's the test she has proposed:

1.  To nail 3/4 hickory flooring to a 3/4 ply subfloor, should we use 1 1/2" or 2" nails?

2.  In the TV series "Deadwood", how can people buy and sell building lots and mining claims if the whole town is illegally squatting on Indian land?

3.  Diagnose a front-wheel-drive car makes a speed-related clunking sound from the right front when turning right.

4.  Can men and women be "just friends".

Don't let me down, my comrades in arms.
3/10/2005 9:23:17 AM EDT
[#1]
You have a girlfriend?


SGatr15
3/10/2005 9:25:52 AM EDT
[#2]
This is too easy.

1) 1.5 inch nails

2) Indians didn't have any rights including land rights back then.

3) Your Right CV joint needs to be either re-packed with grease or replaced all together.

4.  Men and women can "just be friends" as long as the women accepts the fact that the guy wants to "hit it" and will if given the opportunity.


What do I win???
3/10/2005 9:25:53 AM EDT
[#3]
the real crack.com
3/10/2005 9:26:21 AM EDT
[#4]
#3- bad CV joint, get some new axles(or halfshafts, depending on where you live) put in
3/10/2005 9:28:11 AM EDT
[#5]
#1) DO people still use nails?
#2) No such thing as indian land once the whites came
#3) Shot CV Joint
#4) Sometimes if the chick is really ugly
3/10/2005 9:28:50 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
This is too easy.

1) 1.5 inch nails

2) Indians didn't have any rights including land rights back then.

3) Your Right CV joint needs to be either re-packed with grease or replaced all together.

4.  Men and women can "just be friends" as long as the women accepts the fact that the guy wants to "hit it" and will if given the opportunity.




I'm putting you on my List Of People To Listen To.
3/10/2005 9:34:47 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
the real crack.com




Thank you for the wonderful link of pop ups and bullshit...............
3/10/2005 9:37:02 AM EDT
[#8]
Uh oh, she read this over my shoulder and now proposes that we see what I can go longer without, ARFCom or sex...
3/10/2005 9:39:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Since I am now officially on your "Guy to listen to" list, here's my advice.

Post a pic of her.

I will IM you with a "keep her" or "curb her."

3/10/2005 9:39:36 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is too easy.

1) 1.5 inch nails

2) Indians didn't have any rights including land rights back then.

3) Your Right CV joint needs to be either re-packed with grease or replaced all together.

4.  Men and women can "just be friends" as long as the women accepts the fact that the guy wants to "hit it" and will if given the opportunity.




I'm putting you on my List Of People To Listen To.



+1.  Slam dunk!  
3/10/2005 9:40:22 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

1.  To nail 3/4 hickory flooring to a 3/4 ply subfloor, should we use 1 1/2" or 2" nails?Screws

2.  In the TV series "Deadwood", how can people buy and sell building lots and mining claims if the whole town is illegally squatting on Indian land?It's called stealing

3.  Diagnose a front-wheel-drive car makes a speed-related clunking sound from the right front when turning right.CV joint is bad.

4.  Can men and women be "just friends".no

Don't let me down, my comrades in arms.

3/10/2005 9:40:30 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

2.  Tons of authoritatively expressed ignorance.

4.  A few good laughs that will make my day.



Those two are my favorites.  
3/10/2005 9:41:18 AM EDT
[#13]
Shit i've been surfing ar15 for 4 years and I ain't hooked.
3/10/2005 9:42:19 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

1.  To nail 3/4 hickory flooring to a 3/4 ply subfloor, should we use 1 1/2" or 2" nails?Screws

2.  In the TV series "Deadwood", how can people buy and sell building lots and mining claims if the whole town is illegally squatting on Indian land?It's called stealing

3.  Diagnose a front-wheel-drive car makes a speed-related clunking sound from the right front when turning right.CV joint is bad.

4.  Can men and women be "just friends".no

Don't let me down, my comrades in arms.




You must be getting slower in your old age Sarge.  I beat you by 15 minutes!
3/10/2005 9:42:59 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
the real crack.com




Thank you for the wonderful link of pop ups and bullshit...............



Your Welcome
3/10/2005 9:43:26 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Since I am now officially on your "Guy to listen to" list, here's my advice.

Post a pic of her.

I will IM you with a "keep her" or "curb her."




Picture Angie Everhardt with a better chest.  I'm afraid that if I post a pic of her, it would adversly affect your otherwise sound judgment.
3/10/2005 9:45:21 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Since I am now officially on your "Guy to listen to" list, here's my advice.

Post a pic of her.

I will IM you with a "keep her" or "curb her."




Picture Angie Everhardt with a better chest.  I'm afraid that if I post a pic of her, it would adversly affect your otherwise sound judgment.



That is just not right.   How about you IM me a pic?  I will not let her pulchritudity sway my decision.
3/10/2005 9:48:02 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
That is just not right.   How about you IM me a pic?  I will not let her pulchritudity sway my decision.



It's too perilous.  I'm saving you from yourself.  No greater love hath a Rodent than this.

Edited to add that she's featured in the "Official Arfcom wives club #4" thread in the team forum.  Maybe an Angie Everhart doppleganger will inspire you to join the team.  
3/10/2005 9:50:02 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That is just not right.   How about you IM me a pic?  I will not let her pulchritudity sway my decision.



It's too perilous.  I'm saving you from yourself.  No greater love hath a Rodent than this.



I think you don't want everyone to know that your girlfriend is ugly.  It's ok...we all have had our weak moments.  
3/10/2005 9:55:06 AM EDT
[#20]
1. To nail 3/4 hickory flooring to a 3/4 ply subfloor, should we use 1 1/2" or 2" nails? pre drill, use screws that are 1.25" then plug    


2. In the TV series "Deadwood", how can people buy and sell building lots and mining claims if the whole town is illegally squatting on Indian land? It's a tv show chalk it up to creative license

3. Diagnose a front-wheel-drive car makes a speed-related clunking sound from the right front when turning right.  Need more info on most likly a bad cv joint

4. Can men and women be "just friends".  NO
3/10/2005 9:57:07 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That is just not right.   How about you IM me a pic?  I will not let her pulchritudity sway my decision.



It's too perilous.  I'm saving you from yourself.  No greater love hath a Rodent than this.

Edited to add that she's featured in the "Official Arfcom wives club #4" thread in the team forum.  Maybe an Angie Everhart doppleganger will inspire you to join the team.  



As a member, I don't have access to the "Team Forum."  But perhaps you are right...it might be worth it to join.

On the other hand...Come on Marine...I know you aren't scared of showing up this old ARMY guy are you?
3/10/2005 10:05:10 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Edited to add that she's featured in the "Official Arfcom wives club #4" thread in the team forum.  Maybe an Angie Everhart doppleganger will inspire you to join the team.  



How about a link for the lazy?
3/10/2005 10:18:24 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

How about a link for the lazy?



http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=314530&page=7
3/10/2005 10:19:29 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
I think you don't want everyone to know that your girlfriend is ugly.  It's ok...we all have had our weak moments.  




Her stunning good looks are the only reason I put up with her sexual kinkiness  
3/10/2005 10:22:26 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

1.  To nail 3/4 hickory flooring to a 3/4 ply subfloor, should we use 1 1/2" or 2" nails?



Railroad spikes, just to be sure.


2.  In the TV series "Deadwood", how can people buy and sell building lots and mining claims if the whole town is illegally squatting on Indian land?


Since the Indians did not have a concept of land ownership, could it really be stolen from them?


3.  Diagnose a front-wheel-drive car makes a speed-related clunking sound from the right front when turning right.


It sounds like a problem in the interface between the creednabber and the ramastat.


4.  Can men and women be "just friends".



Yes.  Especially when she is breaking up with him.
3/10/2005 10:23:21 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think you don't want everyone to know that your girlfriend is ugly.  It's ok...we all have had our weak moments.  




Her stunning good looks are the only reason I put up with her sexual kinkiness  



Yet another reason to hate pilots...they always get the hot chicks.  Bastards!!
3/10/2005 10:38:04 AM EDT
[#27]
next lets talk about this last round of NASA budget cuts

3/10/2005 10:41:19 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
You have a girlfriend?
SGatr15

3/10/2005 11:25:00 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How about you IM me a pic?  I will not let her pulchritudity sway my decision.



It's too perilous.  I'm saving you from yourself.  No greater love hath a Rodent than this.

Edited to add that she's featured in the "Official Arfcom wives club #4" thread in the team forum.  Maybe an Angie Everhart doppleganger will inspire you to join the team.  


Come on Marine...I know you aren't scared of showing up this old ARMY guy are you?




Show my gorgeous girlfriend to a dogface FOR FREE?!?! What kind of a Marine do you think I am?!  
3/10/2005 11:27:37 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How about you IM me a pic?  I will not let her pulchritudity sway my decision.



It's too perilous.  I'm saving you from yourself.  No greater love hath a Rodent than this.

Edited to add that she's featured in the "Official Arfcom wives club #4" thread in the team forum.  Maybe an Angie Everhart doppleganger will inspire you to join the team.  


Come on Marine...I know you aren't scared of showing up this old ARMY guy are you?




Show my gorgeous girlfriend to a dogface FOR FREE?!?! What kind of a Marine do you think I am?!  



I never thought I would/could say this, but a "yellow" Marine.  Didn't think they existed.
3/10/2005 11:32:14 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Come on Marine...I know you aren't scared of showing up this old ARMY guy are you?




Show my gorgeous girlfriend to a dogface FOR FREE?!?! What kind of a Marine do you think I am?!  



I never thought I would/could say this, but a "yellow" Marine.  Didn't think they existed.




I was probably the first and the last.  Almost wet my pants more than once in that F4  

(Editor's note:  I said "almost"...)  
3/10/2005 11:38:44 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Come on Marine...I know you aren't scared of showing up this old ARMY guy are you?




Show my gorgeous girlfriend to a dogface FOR FREE?!?! What kind of a Marine do you think I am?!  



I never thought I would/could say this, but a "yellow" Marine.  Didn't think they existed.




I was probably the first and the last.  Almost wet my pants more than once in that F4  

(Editor's note:  I said "almost"...)  



You are making this tough.  I never met a Marine who could stand being called "yellow."  
Must be the college education that taught you to "think before you act or speak."  Damn you fly boys!




3/10/2005 11:42:38 AM EDT
[#33]
I just revisited the team forum link.... You sir Rodent are a lucky man...
3/10/2005 11:42:52 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
next lets talk about this last round of NASA budget cuts

img.photobucket.com/albums/0603/Dwoog34/Astronutty.jpg



Gee this one will when, what contest you going to enter it in?  Patty

3/10/2005 11:46:32 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
next lets talk about this last round of NASA budget cuts

img.photobucket.com/albums/0603/Dwoog34/Astronutty.jpg



Gee this one will when, what contest you going to enter it in?  Patty




not mine, and already entered in this contest:

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=330979
3/10/2005 12:15:10 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Uh oh, she read this over my shoulder and now proposes that we see what I can go longer without, ARFCom or sex...



Doggy style so you can Have Both
3/10/2005 1:01:58 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
I just revisited the team forum link.... You sir Rodent are a lucky man...



Verily, thou speakest the truth.  I don't know what she sees in me, but I hope she stays deluded for a long time.
3/10/2005 1:04:04 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Uh oh, she read this over my shoulder and now proposes that we see what I can go longer without, ARFCom or sex...



Doggy style so you can Have Both



I just yelled this downstairs and she said "Okay"!  There IS a god!!!
3/10/2005 1:09:54 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Come on Marine...I know you aren't scared of showing up this old ARMY guy are you?




Show my gorgeous girlfriend to a dogface FOR FREE?!?! What kind of a Marine do you think I am?!  



I never thought I would/could say this, but a "yellow" Marine.  Didn't think they existed.




I was probably the first and the last.  Almost wet my pants more than once in that F4  

(Editor's note:  I said "almost"...)  



You are making this tough.  I never met a Marine who could stand being called "yellow."  
Must be the college education that taught you to "think before you act or speak."  Damn you fly boys!








I was one of those sensitive Marines.  Very rare.  It's a little known fact that the Marine Corps names it's finest fighter pilots (especially the quiet, introspective types) after small mammals.  (My first call sign was "fledermaus", then "Rodent"...)