Posted: 3/8/2005 10:13:14 PM EDT
A few of you might appreciate this more than others.  A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, getting blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, calling for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious young woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, calmly folds her paper and puts it on the counter. She gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy`s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boys testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word. As soon as he is sure the boy is alright, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I`ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?". "No", the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney". |
